User:Azmodes

Just beginning to grasp the holy entity called Uncyclopedia. Until the ultimate enlightenment meat will have to suffice. I shall anon wait in meditation.

Articles I gave life to:

• Spiritual Beggars
• Kerry King
• Million
• Gaahgaahl (APLÄUURGH!)
• B-3 Bomber

Articles I merely had love with:

• Mastodon

de-N	This user is a native speaker of Deutsch.

en-4	This user speaks English at a near-native level.

es-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

vg-G	This user does not speak Vogon and furthermore believes Vogon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Vogon.