User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!
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sp-4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
es-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Español.
elv-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish.
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
sa-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


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♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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I must be praised for my piety.
Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (1946-2956) was a Wookiee Chieftain that fought in the Battle of Kashyyyk during the Clone Wars. the youngest child of Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo. an Iranian-American Jedi, h4x0r, and, most of all, Uncyclopedia contributor. He marrried Jaina Solo, the EU's biggest hottie, in 29 ABY, and subsequently impregnated her with a metric buttload of hot Jedi kids. He resurrected Yoda in 32 ABY and is currently working on an album with acclaimed producer Slub Gamorkiyan.

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[edit] Who am I?

Who in Outer Darkness knows? I'm too busy dodging bullets fired by Lilburn W. Boggs and his lackies to discuss these matters of profound importance. I am however, Mormon, which means I am:

  • Extremely happy;
  • Can use the word "eternal" in normal conversation;
  • Think I can solve everything by referring you to missionaries;
  • A born optimist who thinks the humor is the world's manner of achieving enlightenment. Good humor that is.

Furthermore, according to Mordillo, it would seem that I might be the Latter-Day Lowlander, leading his pikemen and woad raiders soon to a theatre near you! Like Braveheart, but without the Catholic fanaticism and anti-Semitism!

This is how I see the world. Not wrong, only different.

[edit] My Articles

You can view the ones I started or wrote most of here.

[edit] My Propaganda

Uncyclopedians Anonymous: My anti-Wiki.
My insanely biased propaganda (for which I have recently received the FOOLITZER PRIZE) is displayed here.

[edit] Facts

I am a student in Utah, land of the Mormons. A mere lad to most, I have been able to pwn all my enemies and become an Uncyclopedia Contributor. My fav. sub. are hist. and Eng., dude!

I enjoy writing articles on history and geography, and just love to put in infoboxes on crap. Infoboxes are fun, and make it like kinda real.

[edit] Awards

See them here.

[edit] Sports

Gurkhmeini does not play sports, although he does run and may try out for track next year. Also, as a Salt Lake supporter, I may murder anyone who supports Chivas USA or Colorado.

[edit] Model UN

I greatly enjoy participating in the Model United Nations program. I currently represent Germany on UNESCO and SOCHUM throughout the state of Utah. Yes, I am a nurd.

[edit] Music

OMFG! 1tz t3h b34713z!!!!111!1!!1
I play violin and guitar. However, due to my use of this website, I am not very good. I like to listen to Mozart, The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Bright Eyes, Cream, The Ramones, and other crazy crap.
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