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edit Another Seriousness Disclaimer
My user article is the most serious article ever. Seriously. :|
edit My Life
Well, I was born in the year of the goatse dragon. My parents constantly abused me whilst in a drug-induced haze as a young child. When I was around 8, I was introduced to the Internet. I came upon the worst web pages an 8 year old could ever suffer through, but I got a few sick laughs out of them, and became clinically insane. During my pre-teen years, I was also a certified prostitute. One of my customers happened to be Satan, and after our "meeting" was done, he gave me a taco, which I ate immediately, which happened to lead to a series of extremely horrible events. Then I became a vegabond, I traveled without a seatbelt on, I lived this close to death. I am oh so witty with my song references, by the way.
edit Please Excuse the Above Paragraph For Being Unfunny
I'm sorry, I was apparently under the influence of something when I wrote it.