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Change shit. But not the chords. I like them.
C Fm C Fm Seeing blood when I pee. C Fm D F7 Xenu's thetans are out to get me. C Fm C Fm Jar-Jar Binks in my favorite movie. C Fm D F7 Waking up with The Burger King to greet me.
F G# C G This is a list of things that scare me to death. F G# C G I'd really rather have my last breath F G# C G This is a list of things I'd rather not see A E F G Don't let it be, please make my mind free C From this treachery.
Nothing I do matters, nor ever will. Emo kids have a place in society to fill. That sexy girl may be a hermaphrodite. The monster in my toilet may attack tonight.
Am E I may be Hitler's grandson. F G Finding semen on the bun. Am E Seizures from Pokemon. F G Bomb technicians on the run.
F G Am D Global Thermonuclear War F E A G Sex with a cargo ship whore F G Am D Whatever's in Keith Richard's bong F E A The audience won't like this song