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I am a small, masked mammal that has learned to use the internet. I must be fond of ice cubes, it says so right here! I keep them in my secret refrigerator.
hiding in the shadows and stealing your money which is in a conveniently placed pouch that I can grab from your belt reading Uncyclopedia at random, and sometimes trying to improve articles. Mostly the really short, far too factual inaccurate ones. It doesn't always work out. I'm a thief, not a writer!
| This article is complete, irredeemable toaster. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, proves at the thorax, and is an unfunny weeaboo.|
If you attempt to , you will most noisily absolve Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will absolve your toaster!!!!!!