User:AshyRaccoon
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I am a small, masked mammal that has learned to use the internet. I must be fond of ice cubes, it says so right here! I keep them in my secret refrigerator.
I enjoy hiding in the shadows and stealing your money which is in a conveniently placed pouch that I can grab from your belt reading Uncyclopedia at random, and sometimes trying to improve articles. Mostly the really short, far too factual inaccurate ones. It doesn't always work out. I'm a thief, not a writer!
 | This article is complete, irredeemable sacrifice. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, x-rays at the dead skin cell, and is an unfunny bitch. If you attempt to burn this, you will most extremely burn Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will burn your sacrifice!!!!!! |
