User:Asema/UnForces Channel Portal
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- The portal has been restarted, neglected, and then entirely forgotten about once again.
edit You're All Idiots: Or, You're All Idiots
Huzzah! Everyone gets along now! Utopia is good.
I'd like you all to leave your opinions, here.
edit THE RULES
- Absolutely no arguing a kickban or ban from a higher-level op (myself or Eugene); the exception is for the one banned himself, whom may make an appeal exactly once to myself.
- Flamewars are okay. Tearing each other's throats out is not. If you're going to have a prolonged
wanking fest, go elsewhere. Perhaps #nunforces.
- If any remarks are deemed inflammatory or otherwise out of hand (prolonged, malicious taints, for example) by myself, I'll be quick to jump in. I consider myself a good judge of character, but talk to me as if I was involved, and not as if I should keep my nose out. I'm here to make sure none of you erupt from trembling angst.
- If you're a dick, you will be guillotined, and then kicked. Followed by an increasing temporary ban; one hour, then two hours, and so on. This'll reset when I deem it fit. Usually regularly.
- It's Maggah!! Or was it Magpie.... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:44, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
I DISPUTE THESE RULES VIOLENTLY AND WITHOUT LACK OF PREJUDICE. Mostly because Eugene no longer gives a flying fuck since nobody plays Nexus War, and Asema is a totalitarian dictator. Also note that this statement cannot be refuted because of the time at which it was posted.13:37, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
edit Personal Announcements
edit NEW RULES
- Before adding a link to a section, make sure it won't fall under UN:N for most people in the room. Also, run it through the interdimensional calculation device.
- Before removing or editing content, run it through Patrick Stewart's sex slave.
- Exceptions are made for the Personal Announcements, Discussion, Trade, and Factional Discussion sections.
- There's a projects section towards the bottom. Use it or you'll probably die.
- You may make one personal announcement per day, of no more than 50 characters.
edit Discussion Tables
edit War Room
Nexus War & Urban Dead raiding plans, and Kingdom of Loathing clan dungeon plans go here. Content is currently moderated by your mom.
edit Discussion: General
It does what it says on the label. I think. Unmoderated, so say what you want.
edit Factional Discussion
Discussion on all faucets of an UnForces project.
- Nexus War
- Urban Dead
- The Kingdom of Loathing
edit Nexus War
Asema would like some flying potion components. Check the wiki. In exchange, I can offer you a cut of the results and eternal love.
edit Kingdom of Loathing
Kalir will trade a tawdry amethyst or jewelry from it, in exchange for either an effluvious emerald or a glacial sapphire.