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  • The portal has been restarted, neglected, and then entirely forgotten about once again.

edit You're All Idiots: Or, You're All Idiots

Huzzah! Everyone gets along now! Utopia is good.

I'd like you all to leave your opinions, here.


  • Absolutely no arguing a kickban or ban from a higher-level op (myself or Eugene); the exception is for the one banned himself, whom may make an appeal exactly once to myself.
  • Flamewars are okay. Tearing each other's throats out is not. If you're going to have a prolonged

wanking fest, go elsewhere. Perhaps #nunforces.

  • If any remarks are deemed inflammatory or otherwise out of hand (prolonged, malicious taints, for example) by myself, I'll be quick to jump in. I consider myself a good judge of character, but talk to me as if I was involved, and not as if I should keep my nose out. I'm here to make sure none of you erupt from trembling angst.
  • If you're a dick, you will be guillotined, and then kicked. Followed by an increasing temporary ban; one hour, then two hours, and so on. This'll reset when I deem it fit. Usually regularly.

Opinions? --Asema (can't we resolve this?) 20:39, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

It's Maggah!! Or was it Magpie.... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:44, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

I DISPUTE THESE RULES VIOLENTLY AND WITHOUT LACK OF PREJUDICE. Mostly because Eugene no longer gives a flying fuck since nobody plays Nexus War, and Asema is a totalitarian dictator. Also note that this statement cannot be refuted because of the time at which it was posted. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? Icons-flag-nz 13:37, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Personal Announcements


  • Before adding a link to a section, make sure it won't fall under UN:N for most people in the room. Also, run it through the interdimensional calculation device.
  • Before removing or editing content, run it through Patrick Stewart's sex slave.
  • Exceptions are made for the Personal Announcements, Discussion, Trade, and Factional Discussion sections.
  • There's a projects section towards the bottom. Use it or you'll probably die.
  • You may make one personal announcement per day, of no more than 50 characters.

edit Discussion Tables

edit War Room

Nexus War & Urban Dead raiding plans, and Kingdom of Loathing clan dungeon plans go here. Content is currently moderated by your mom.

edit Discussion: General

It does what it says on the label. I think. Unmoderated, so say what you want.

edit Factional Discussion

Discussion on all faucets of an UnForces project.

edit Links

edit Trades

edit Nexus War

Asema would like some flying potion components. Check the wiki. In exchange, I can offer you a cut of the results and eternal love.

edit Kingdom of Loathing

Kalir will trade a tawdry amethyst or jewelry from it, in exchange for either an effluvious emerald or a glacial sapphire.

edit Personal Projects

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