User:Arzikl

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Userboxes that are not Babel

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user fears the clowns.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

I am Arzikl. Sometimes I am known as jfen, or by my real name, which I don't feel like mentioning.

Articles I have written:
Jesusaurus Rex

My Image(s):

Jesusaurus Rex

Snowball

I edit articles too. For Article of 2006, I've voted for Fisher Price: A Retrospective and the one about Murphy's law and cats.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Arzikl for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

se-4 This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

rh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Random Humour.

gb-E This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school.

ns-E This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.

zh-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Chinese whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

il-X This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.

elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.

17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.