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Armando Perentie yesterday. "You expect me to lay out a pretty-looking page with these claws? Get stuffed," he says.

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Armando Perentie is a large, docile goanna from south-eastern Australia. Other than basking in the sun on warm, toasty bitumen, drinking beer and wasting time here, his interests are few and equally pointless.


He is also the founder, chairman, chief executive, chief correspondent and editor-in-chief of the Goanna News Network, a niche news operation with correspondents in Melbourne, Pakenham, Pakenham Upper, Alice Springs, Canberra, Cardiff, Beirut, Ballarat, Beijing, Damascus, Islamabad, Mindanao, Mexico (Day Effay), Washington (Day Effay), South Yarra and Arkham, Massachusetts.


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edit And, er, that's it

As we say in Oz: "I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down." And "Don't let your meat loaf." -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 14:38, 31 July 2006 (UTC)


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Passive smokers should piss off and buy their own.