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| BULLSHIT WARNING!|
This page is about bullshit. The author acknowledges this.
| This article or image is a copyright violation.|
Luckily, nobody cares.
| The blatant inaccuracy of this article is disputed.|
Please make it more inaccurate.
|Through no fault of my own, |
I got Screwed by the System.
I feel like such a dirty bitch now.
|Random Elvis Sighting|
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The King has left the building.