User:Argon8

I collect userboxes

These are right

This user is addicted to video games.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

?	This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

0	This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0	This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

—	This space for rent.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Help!

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2	This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user's IQ is Over 9000.

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user loves pi

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)

This user is ARR-some!

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is the random wet galleon that destroyed his pineal gland inside of your galleon so you must disintegrate him/her with your wet galleon.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user can see what you don't.

This user will give you a seizure.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

sub	subliminal!

sub	subliminal!

sub	subliminal!

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.