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*...taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
  • ...that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ...taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
  • ...that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ...taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
  • ...that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ...taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?

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December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day

  • International December 1st Day (Not Scotland)
  • 0000 - Chuck Norris Created the world and God.
  • 0000 - 00:01 The DFS sofa sale starts
  • 0001 - Advent invented.
  • 0002 - Advent calendars invented.
  • 0003 - Chocolate advent calendars invented.
  • 1531 - First slave ship carrying White people crashed off the coast of Mali.
  • 1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time in a dazzling sheer white silk tafetta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world.
  • 1889 - Holmes appears again, this time in a pink lace teddy, during a "pre-release" trade-show demonstration of the latest features of Windows Vista.
  • 1891 - Holmes is killed by Professor Moriarty.
  • 1892 - IN soviet Russia Popular demands YOU
  • 1894 - Holmes is back by popular demand.
  • 1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid.
  • 1935 - First known accusation of pedophilia made against Woody Allen when he is caught staring at hot Asian infant in next crib.
  • 1981 - Britney Spears is conceived. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
  • 1988 - Geddy Lee ate breakfast.
  • 1993 - Sonic the Hedgehog is run over by Jimi Hendrix on a floating motorcycle of jealousy
  • 1995 - School of the year survey results stolen. Sherlock Holmes investigates. His response:"Elementary, my dear Watson."
  • 2000 - United States of America replaced with exact replica. No one notices, except for rest of world.
  • 2001 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon sweeps the nation of United Kingdom, hundreds die when bad dubbing and flashing-far-from-this-future lights caused people to bleed from their ears.
  • 2001 - Chester Bennington of Linkin Park claims that this is "his December" in the album "Hybrid Theory".
  • 2006 - Satan returns to earth.
  • 2006 - 09:30 Satan gets mugged in Compton.
  • 2006 - 10:00 Satan goes back to hell, deciding it's safer.
  • 2012 Oscar Wilde is born again.
  • 2009 Chuck Norris Super kicking the world into place
  • 2009 Blane Davis looks like Dave mustaine. Dimebag enthusiast "Big Reed" pwns all.
  • 2010 Holmes, God and Satan meet. Holmes proves that God is evil and Satan is benevolent. Chaos ensures as mass exodus happens between hell and heaven. Millions on earth die. But are not sure whether to go to hell or heaven.
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