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The wiki at uncyclopedia.wikia.com may contain objectionable content such as depictions of violence, sexual suggestion, dark humor parody, or other materials not intended for a general audience.
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">The wiki at uncyclopedia.wikia.com may contain objectionable content such as depictions of violence, sexual suggestion, dark humor parody, or other materials not intended for a general audience. </span>
   
No, seriously, we mean it. This is a scary, scary place. It has depictions of violence that would make even a hardened Vietnam veteran turn away in disgust. The only way to safely watch some of the violence contained herein is on significant levels of anti-depressants, while blindfolded. Alternatively, it can be used effectively as part of the Ludovico Technique.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">No, seriously, we mean it. This is a scary, scary place. It has depictions of violence that would make even a hardened Vietnam veteran turn away in disgust. The only way to safely watch some of the violence contained herein is on significant levels of anti-depressants, while blindfolded. Alternatively, it can be used effectively as part of the Ludovico Technique. </span>
   
It not only gives suggestions of a sexual nature, it even has handy guides as to how to get laid, how often to get laid, and what you can actually have sex with, including quadrupeds, octopods, robots, extinct species, and macrobiotic organically grown produce.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">It not only gives suggestions of a sexual nature, it even has handy guides as to how to get laid, how often to get laid, and what you can actually have sex with, including quadrupeds, octopods, robots, extinct species, and macrobiotic organically grown produce. </span>
   
And as for dark humor - oh boy does it have some dark humor. Some of the humor is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50 megaton nuclear explosion.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">And as for dark humor - oh boy does it have some dark humor. Some of the humor is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50 megaton nuclear explosion. </span>
   
And there may even be some parody here. One of the unfortunate side-effects of parody is using a humorous base to illuminate serious social issues that affect us all, and may even cause the reader to stop and think for a moment about the world in general and their place in it. Due to this thought provoking nature we advise that the content within be avoided by right-wing puritans, left-wing tree hugging hippies, and especially by any member of any fundamentalist religious group.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">And there may even be some parody here. One of the unfortunate side-effects of parody is using a humorous base to illuminate serious social issues that affect us all, and may even cause the reader to stop and think for a moment about the world in general and their place in it. Due to this thought provoking nature we advise that the content within be avoided by right-wing puritans, left-wing tree hugging hippies, and especially by any member of any fundamentalist religious group. </span>
   
As a result of all this, it is advised that the content of this wiki only be viewed by adult audiences.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">As a result of all this, it is advised that the content of this wiki only be viewed by adult audiences. </span>
   
Maturity levels are optional.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">Maturity levels are optional. </span>
   
In general, Wikia does not review nor do we endorse the content of this or any wiki. For more information about our policies, please visit Wikia's Terms of Use.
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">In general, Wikia does not review nor do we endorse the content of this or any wiki. For more information about our policies, please visit Wikia's Terms of Use. </span>
   
In specific though, this is funny.
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">In specific though, this is funny. </span>
   
But whatever you do, please don't email us to complain about the content here. Otherwise we may be forced to moderate it, which would make it much duller. Or they writers may decide to go off site to somewhere like Encyclopaedia Dramatica, and that would be a fucking shame.
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Revision as of 20:27, January 9, 2013

Content Warning

The wiki at uncyclopedia.wikia.com may contain objectionable content such as depictions of violence, sexual suggestion, dark humor parody, or other materials not intended for a general audience.

No, seriously, we mean it. This is a scary, scary place. It has depictions of violence that would make even a hardened Vietnam veteran turn away in disgust. The only way to safely watch some of the violence contained herein is on significant levels of anti-depressants, while blindfolded. Alternatively, it can be used effectively as part of the Ludovico Technique.

It not only gives suggestions of a sexual nature, it even has handy guides as to how to get laid, how often to get laid, and what you can actually have sex with, including quadrupeds, octopods, robots, extinct species, and macrobiotic organically grown produce.

And as for dark humor - oh boy does it have some dark humor. Some of the humor is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50 megaton nuclear explosion.

And there may even be some parody here. One of the unfortunate side-effects of parody is using a humorous base to illuminate serious social issues that affect us all, and may even cause the reader to stop and think for a moment about the world in general and their place in it. Due to this thought provoking nature we advise that the content within be avoided by right-wing puritans, left-wing tree hugging hippies, and especially by any member of any fundamentalist religious group.

As a result of all this, it is advised that the content of this wiki only be viewed by adult audiences.

Maturity levels are optional.

In general, Wikia does not review nor do we endorse the content of this or any wiki. For more information about our policies, please visit Wikia's Terms of Use.

In specific though, this is funny.

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