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edit Some pages I think are low on saturated sucking, high on funny. (In no particular order)
HowTo:Write A Cover Letter _BY_ Procopius
HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia _BY_ Gubby
Commemorative plate _BY_ Nydas
Rogue Punchlines _BY_ Bradaphraser_&_Mhaille
UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho _BY_ Todd Lyons
HowTo:Be pretentious _BY_ Jamtrousers
Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner _BY_ Hardwick Fundlebuggy
Wall Street Crash of 1929 _BY_ Savethemooses
edit The following items may contain traces of nuts (or funny)
Pontius Pilot _BY_ Savethemooses
UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic _BY_ Procopius
HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines _BY_ Hindleyite
Admiral Donce _BY_ Poodlemcmuffin
Copper stool _BY_ Copper Stooler
edit These articles should not be viewed. If accidental viewing occurs, INDUCE VOMITING. Then contact a physician.
Zombie dragon _BY_ anyone
Today's featured article _BY_ anyone
Twelve-step program _BY_ anyone
Henchmen _BY_ anyone
Hey i got a great idea, suck my dick and leave me the fuck alone you fag im making jokes _BY_ anyone, with inspiration from JP SithLord
Valencia Grapes _BY_ anyone, aided by Mhaille. Also, Keitei and Shandon helped a little bit. And I guess Hindleyite was there when it happened, which counts for something (although not much).
Aqualung _BY_ anyone
edit My highly anticipated, overhyped, then extremely dissapointing dive in UnNews
UnNews:Woman bitten by hobo loses ten pounds of skin _BY_ anyone
UnNews:PROVED - Anyone can sneak a Silly Article past the Wikipedia Thought Police _BY_ Braydie, Mhaille, and anyone
edit The Single Greatest Line in the History of Written Word (atleast until I come across a better one)
"They became a mixed pot of stirred limbs and surprise manure" _BY_ Shandon in The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner.
edit The Single Greatest Word in the History of Written Word (atleast until I come across a better one)
"Omniuselessness" _BY_ Procopius in Church of God the Wholly Incompetent
edit Some Lists
The List of Whores
The List of Jackasses
The List of Upcoming Noms
edit Stuff I've Sculpted (through the gloriousness of MSpaint)
For the glorious Benson!
I think he really is dead this time
Not-so-special thanks to Colonel Swordman for directing me to Tom mayfair's user page so that I could
steal borrow (i'll give it back) his little box script thing. Also now Codeine cos I stole that nifty <gallery> thing.