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Ideal
He probably did not live close to this place. But you never know with these Russians.
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Anteater
No, this is just an antoneater.

Hello! What are you looking for? Can I help you?

Wait, that man from Uncyclopedia? Um... I think I do remember. Was he from some French region? Like Normandy or something close? No? Ukrainian? Oh... Russian. Yeah, who would have ever thought?
But what did he do to you? I mean, I haven't heard about him having some affairs with mafia. Or Cossacks... But you never know.
So, what do you want to know about him? I mean he wrote everything he could about himself and this made a large noise, because not many people knew he was Ukrainian... oh, I mean Russian.

Something you can blame him for

Well, he was very busy; there was so much noise in his room, I thought he was making a bomb. But it turned out he was writing articles for Uncyclopedia. I mean who would have ever thought?

He was a polite man, before that strange policeman came. It turned out Anton was copywronging images or something like that. Oh, yes, there was also some serious business with media and reviews, that's it - reviews.
Newspaper article
The type of articles he seemed to be writing.

Now

Why do you need his user boxes? I think you have to explain everything to me. Is he a revolutionary? No? I thought all Russians were. So why...

[I couldn't think of a good ending to this strange story, so the reader is most welcome to invent one himself]





Other things you might want to know about me

(The biopic I wrote about myself is at UnSignpost:Biopics/2013#Anton199)

  • My grammar is not always good, as I am Russian. However, I am as good at making mistakes as I am at noticing them and therefore I am one of the members of the Proofreading Service.
  • Uncyclopedia is the only wiki which I edit regularly. There are two others to which I have made significant contributions (significant - for me, not for the wiki) and I am indefinitely blocked on one of them.
  • I am one of the UnSignpost editors, along with ScottPat, and so I was one of the causes of the UnSignpost becoming less active.
  • One of the things I am most talented at is telling exactly the same time thing in different words over and over again.
Anteater
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Anton. I have no idea why you want to navigate me, though.
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