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Hello. I'm George.
In 1980, against his better judgment, George was born. The scene was central Alabama; though he had hoped for a cooler clime, his mother insisted that he be near her when the blessed event took place.
Several years passed. At 14 he succeeded in his only notable feat. Discovering thereby that hard work and accomplishment guarantee neither wealth nor sexual gratification, he swore them off.
Today, he occasionally studies at a university of middling quality in a town of middling size. With the help of hearty doses of a nonselective inhibitor of the reuptake of several biogenic amines, he hopes to happily remain there for several more years. He is personally unpleasant.
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music (esp. classical singing), film, mathematical physics, public policy, law, human sexuality, intimate relationships, applied alcoholism, sodomy, indolence