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This is what I'm like when I hate you:

And when I like you:

	This article was written by a fascist.
	If you don't laugh, we'll execute five prisoners!

Also:

Odin Loves This Article

The Allfather, the Hanged God, the Lord of Men, is the supreme judge of heroic things. He has personally reviewed this article and determined that it is up to Valhalla's quality standards. The author is permitted to enter the heroic realm of Asgard upon death. In the meantime, the author will be given a cask of Odin's favorite mead.

“Didn't I kill this motherfucker?”
~ Samuel L. Jackson

“He hates emos”
~ Captain Obvious on Anti-emo

All you darn kids and your whiny "music". It makes my ears bleed (like Linkin Park). If you don't turn up the Black Sabbath now, I think I may go on a rampage with the Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse to destroy My Chemical Romance!