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Gruvius is the God of Grues, and is the only Grue that is worse than an Ubergrue. There is only One Gruvius, and is considered a figurehead in Satanism, and a Grue-only known as The Grue Apocalypse See him as the Almighty God who could easily pwn Allah or Jehovah, or any other of those "Elohim".
The Belief of Gruvius was originally a prediction for the 2012 prophecy, and when 2012 occurred and it turned out Nuclear Holocaust was the correct end, the original members gathered up an army of followers, until it became an official religion.
It is commonly thought to be one of the very few things that can kill Bonzi BUDDY, although this is unsourced.
It MAY, POSSIBLY, MIGHT, be able to kill a Cabbage.