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The '''n00b r0xx0r''' is the term given to the [[Holy War]] waged by the [[N00bs]], predicted to occur in the year [[13370]] by modern-day [[seer]]s.
 
The '''n00b r0xx0r''' is the term given to the [[Holy War]] waged by the [[N00bs]], predicted to occur in the year [[13370]] by modern-day [[seer]]s.
   
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The plan went flawlessly. The EMP virus hit every single Naruto, Habbo Hotel, Runescape, Adventure Quest and Gaia Online website on the Internet at August 10, 13457 rendering n00bs everywhere completely unconnected and unable to get back on since their homepages where either narutofan.com or www.gaiaonline.com, and obviously they where too dumb to find out how to navigate anywhere if their homepage was down. Both firewalls were erected, thus rendering all n00b attacks on the Intellect and h4Xx0rz futile. 39 years afterward, the n00b surfbots located the strongholds of both factions and initiated a fullscale attack. But the n00bs could not make it past the firewalls. It was at this time that the n00b Prezdnt declared the official end of the n00b r0xx0r. Several spies were sent to infiltrate enemy lines, but none went undetected due to their outlandish n00b accents. Those who managed to hide their accents by powerful [[COPYPASTE]] cloaking device were quickly detected by [[RTFM]] defense system (the ancestor of contemporary [[RTFG]] anti-[[n00b]] system).
 
The plan went flawlessly. The EMP virus hit every single Naruto, Habbo Hotel, Runescape, Adventure Quest and Gaia Online website on the Internet at August 10, 13457 rendering n00bs everywhere completely unconnected and unable to get back on since their homepages where either narutofan.com or www.gaiaonline.com, and obviously they where too dumb to find out how to navigate anywhere if their homepage was down. Both firewalls were erected, thus rendering all n00b attacks on the Intellect and h4Xx0rz futile. 39 years afterward, the n00b surfbots located the strongholds of both factions and initiated a fullscale attack. But the n00bs could not make it past the firewalls. It was at this time that the n00b Prezdnt declared the official end of the n00b r0xx0r. Several spies were sent to infiltrate enemy lines, but none went undetected due to their outlandish n00b accents. Those who managed to hide their accents by powerful [[COPYPASTE]] cloaking device were quickly detected by [[RTFM]] defense system (the ancestor of contemporary [[RTFG]] anti-[[n00b]] system).
   
The Intellect and h4Xx0r populations were safe, but both factions still held designs on reclaiming the entire internet. It is widely believed that the events of the n00b r0xx0r were the precursor to both the [[LOL_WAR]] and the [[Pwn War]].
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The Intellect and h4Xx0r populations were safe, but both factions still held designs on reclaiming the entire internet. It is widely believed that the events of the n00b r0xx0r were the precursor to both the [[LOL WAR]] and the [[Pwn War]].
   
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