User:Another n00b/List of Zork secrets/restor2

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 Restore Score: You suck Moves: Loser


> restore


Pwned!

You really should know restoring another person's save isn't allowed in Zork, dicknose.


> Restore


Wow, if twice wasn't enough for you already, then why are you attempting to restore another save file that you are not the rightful owner of?

Getting the better of you means 'getting the better of you', dicknose. It looks like that spider in the corner is going to turn into Chuck Norris again....and this time he'll be armed with a ten-gallon hat. You don't want to wake up dead with a ten-gallon hat up your ass, do you?

  • Be honest. Just die.



> what the hell are you talking about?


You refused to follow my rules. And when this happens, I make unbeatable rules. You are not allowed to access the save files until you restart.



> Restart


Just for that, a Grue comes out and kills you. You deserve that.

Thank you.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT)


> Restore


The restore page is now banned to IP addresses within thirty metres of your computer. This includes yours.

*** You have been forbidden access to the save files, banned from this page, banned from the register page and then been eaten by a Grue. ***


Would you like to start over or end this session of Zork?

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