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|Welcome to Zork Unleashed!||Score: 0||Moves: 0|
C:\> Run "Zork Unleashed"
Just another stupid waste of your time, by Kglee
Oh, how unfortunate for you. You've fallen into the Underground Maze. No way back up now. Luckily, you happen to have $50.00, in case you need money.
You are standing in a dark room, and you are likely to be eaten by a Grue. (How many times have you heard this?) There are doors leading south, north, and west. There is a light, but the bulb is out. What do you want to do?