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 Death Row Day: 13 Mar 1978 Moves: 0

C:\> deathrow/remake_
Welcome to Zork Death Row A Completely Different Death Row

This game was created by cocaine and written by Methamphetamine.

The Death Row Series and its predecessor is © 2008 - 2010 'MX-entertainment, Inc. all lefts reversed.

I cannot stress this enough; I am not responsible for the death of anyone while playing this game.

Thanks to a severe problem with our server, you shall now be known as

> start

You wake up in a cell on your first day on Death Row. You know you have a few months to live, so you don't have much time to create an escape plan. You're alone too, which must really suck. Anyways, what shall you do first?

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