User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:TV Theme Songs/Spider-Man Theme

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Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead!
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Man!

In the chill of night,
At the scene of a crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time.

Friendly neighborhood Spider-man.
Wealth and fame he's ignored,
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang-up,
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spider-Man!

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