User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:Dustin Assmuteit/The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme (alternate version)

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(He's gonna take you back to the past)

He's gonna take you back to the past,
He plays some shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk and down it with beer.

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd,
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd,
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

He's close to puke all over his feet
While playing shit that no one can beat.
He just can't take it anymore,
Although he won't stop 'till he's past Level 4.
With his Power Glove and his Zapper Gun,
He's trying hard, but then again it's no fun.

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd,
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd,
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

He plays the worst games of all time,
They're horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad, he can spit.
(Cowabunga!)
Cowabunga?
(Cowafuckin' piece of dog shit!)

They rip you off and don't care one bit,
But the Nerd, he doesn't ever forget.
He'd rather fight a killer shark
Before he takes more animals to the Ark.
His list is long, with many names,
What were they thinking when they made all these games!?

(He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard)

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
If you like hi, you must buy his new shirt,
He's the angry console gaming nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

La la la la, la la la la la la,
La la la la, la la la la la la,
(You must buy his new shirt!)
La la la la, la la la la la la,
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, he's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

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