User:Androide91/Juanfer
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“I love you”
“All heavy metal hearing and chatting makes Jack a satanic boy”
Juanfer is a guy from Colombia, but he want to be... well, something that isn't Colombia. He works killing dogs and huffing kittens.
edit Legal Problems
His fathers incredibly accused Juanfer of being satanic, because he heard heavy metal, so fools. By the other hand, Juanfer sued his father because he is a bad man.
Juanfer chats so often in MSN Messenger, that its rumored that he is, in fact, some kind of pedofilical 40 years old fart.
"They discovered me! *runs*"
~ Juanfer
"OMFG I can't believe this!"
~ Andro-lol on Juanfer
edit His loves
He doesn't have anyone ):
edit Is he gay?
Maybe
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