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I refute the suggestion that my mother confused the date of my birth with the telephone number of our milkman. It's also no good telling me that just because I have a full head of curly hair and the rest of my siblings are completely bald and tone deaf in one ear has anything to do with it.
I have very few friends and live in one room on the fourth floor with no lift. I like this, as it discourages thieves with asthma problems and also means I can easily hear the bailiff coming up the stairs with his bolt-cutters at any time of day or night. --Andreasegde 23:33, 2 June 2007 (UTC)