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This is the greatest and best article in the world.

Tribute.

edit A long time ago...

Shinydemon

It was the best article in the world!

Me and my brother <insert name here> here...

We was hitchhiking down a long, lonesome wiki.

All of a sudden...

There shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.

And he said...

"Write the best article in the world, or I’ll eat your souls."

Well, me and <insert name here>, we looked at each other...

And we each said...

“Okay.”

edit And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads

Just so happened to be,
The best article in the world!
It was the best article in the world!
Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see,
One and one make two and two and one make three.
It was destiny...
Once every hundred thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow,
And the grass doth grow...

edit Needless to say

The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail.
And the beast was done.

He asked us:

"Be you angels?"
And we said, “Nay!
We are but men!
FEATURE!

edit This is not the greatest article in the world.

No,
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t revert to the greatest article in the world.
No!
This is a tribute.
To the greatest article in the world!
It was the greatest article in the world!
It was the best motherfuckin’ article in the world!

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:

This article we wrote on that fateful night didn’t actually look ANYTHING like this article!

edit This is just a tribute.

You’ve gotta believe it,
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM!
Good God, God lovin’
So surprised to find you can’t stop me.
O hallelujah I’m found! Rich motherfucker compadre! AAAAAAA!
All right!
All right!
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