User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/thanks
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Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!
For voting for UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory. Your vote was much appreciated --THE 13:32, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks muchly for voting
For voting, I award you this award.
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|Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!|
03:28, Aug 17, 2007
edit A psychic is you!
|Your A Big Psychic Now!|
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|please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why|
edit Thank you
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edit Thanks for the NotM vote!
|Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!
Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!
edit Prepare for the thanking of your life!
Prepared yet? TOO LATE!
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|What a mouth-full...|
Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name!01:15, Oct 3
edit Tanks 4 teh votes
|The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund!
Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading
edit You, sir, are a hero!
...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.
|The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.|
04:28, Sep 16
|The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.|
|The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!|
|The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!|
|The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!|
edit Excellent voting
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.
Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.
--02:28, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
|You are presented with one (1) puppy|
for your Pee Review of that boring article.
CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external
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thanks, your suggestions were very informative. i'll be looking to use them to improve the article soon (but not to soon, i'm very busy). -- 04:33, 10 December 2007 (UTC)