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AmericanBastard: is a half German, quarter Jewish, 113/17th Klingon, 3 QUARTER JELLY DOUGHNUT, and a highly sacrilegious and inflammatory two-legged mammalian with fingers and some pubic hair. Often claims to be American though some question the nominality as to whether he/she is from the ubiquitous America (U.S.A.) or Brazil. AmericanBastard encourages you to ask him/her this question, even though you probably could care less, please do this so that he/she may proudly ignore you.
Originally known as DJ Cockspank, but was banished from Uncyclopedia in 1984 for vanity. Felt ashamed, discouraged and unfunny. As a result, AmericanBastard mutated into a caterpillar and sought seclusion in some cave to ponder grievances for 8 months. Mutated again, only this time into a butterfly and happily returned to the faceless internet community of uncyclopedia to waste more time with people who think they're funny.
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- University of Antarctica (FEATURED)
- Really big "t" - HUFFED* My minimalist article
- Hayao Miyazaki - Huffed
- Cabinet minions - Huffed Admittedly, it sucked.
- DJ cockspank - HUFFED* My first article ever. This article was so incredibly vain that if you ever red it, your veins would've popped out of your skin and slithered away like snakes near a fire. Persistant recreations of it granted me a very sexy ban of 3 months, an attempted suicide over uncyc, and Rasputin's pickled loins... In a jar!!
Me hope u injoyed résumé,, do I get job now?
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)