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Altair Assassins Creed This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.

I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better. Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-inDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006 (talk to me)


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User Profile

Height: 6'2"

Country of Origin: Unknown

Hair Color: Black

Real Name: Ask Your Mom

Eye Color: Brown Sometimes

Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller

Targets Assigned: 14

Targets still alive: 23/17

Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House

Age: Unknown

Net Worth: More than you.

Country of Residence: Unknown

Tax I.D.: Unknown

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Animal: Your Mom

Affiliation:
MUN
Member of the Order
Soul Hasashin The Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin
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