This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.
I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better.Altair-the Eagle (talk to me)
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.