User:Altair

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== '''Altair-The Eagle''' ==
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| style="font-size: 8pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color: black;" |This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.
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I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better.{{User: Altair/sig}}
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'''User Profile'''
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Height: 6'2"
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Country of Origin: Unknown
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Hair Color: Black
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Real Name: Ask Your Mom
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Eye Color: Brown Sometimes
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Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller
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Targets Assigned: 14
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Targets still alive: 23/17
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Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House
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Age: Unknown
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Net Worth: More than you.
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Country of Residence: Unknown
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Tax I.D.: Unknown
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Favorite Color: Green
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Favorite Animal: Your Mom
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Latest revision as of 12:37, October 15, 2010

edit Altair-The Eagle

Altair Assassins Creed This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.

I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better. Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-inDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006 (talk to me)


ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Tien Eye Beams This user has eye beams.
Dialog-error

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Skullnbones

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon This user thinks a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.
DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.


Yoda1

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.


User Profile

Height: 6'2"

Country of Origin: Unknown

Hair Color: Black

Real Name: Ask Your Mom

Eye Color: Brown Sometimes

Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller

Targets Assigned: 14

Targets still alive: 23/17

Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House

Age: Unknown

Net Worth: More than you.

Country of Residence: Unknown

Tax I.D.: Unknown

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Animal: Your Mom

Affiliation:
MUN
Member of the Order
Soul Hasashin The Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin
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