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I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better.
This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
Country of Origin: Unknown
Hair Color: Black
Real Name: Ask Your Mom
Eye Color: Brown Sometimes
Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller
Targets Assigned: 14
Targets still alive: 23/17
Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House
Net Worth: More than you.
Country of Residence: Unknown
Tax I.D.: Unknown
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Animal: Your Mom
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