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Altair Assassins Creed This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.

I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better. Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-inDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006 (talk to me)

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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).


This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

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and knows it's not Lupus.

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If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

User Profile

Height: 6'2"

Country of Origin: Unknown

Hair Color: Black

Real Name: Ask Your Mom

Eye Color: Brown Sometimes

Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller

Targets Assigned: 14

Targets still alive: 23/17

Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House

Age: Unknown

Net Worth: More than you.

Country of Residence: Unknown

Tax I.D.: Unknown

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Animal: Your Mom

Member of the Order
Soul Hasashin The Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin
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