User:Alexander the Great
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Who is user: Alexander the Great and what mysteries lie in his Userpage? And what does he do in Uncyclopedia??? Is he just a helpless n00b or something more dark or sinister??? Does he only write so-called articles or uses them to feed his pet grues?
It is up to a brave Uncyclopedian, <insert name here>, to find out.
“Excellent and well written.”