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Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom Stories is the latest game in Rockstar North's game series Grand Theft Auto which is dedicated to raising crime rates to fund the police. Being set 5 years before, it is the sequel to "Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom" and focuses on explaining the events in the former. The game runs on a highly sophisticated graphics engine and has received a lot of positive comments due to its highly addictive and difficult gameplay. In the game you play as SpongeBob "SB" SquarePants and rampage through the underwater world burning down fish towns and killing innocent fishy citizens. The game is rated "Early Childhood" by ESRB due to its blood, gore and violence, which is considered to be fundamentally important for toddlers because it poisons their brains with gruesome stuff and prepares them for serial murder and other horrible crimes.
|Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom Stories|
|Creators||Spongebob Squarepants and Satan|
|ESRB Rating||EC - Early Childhood (Blood, gore and violence)|
|Number of Players||One (or two with additional joystick)|
|Addiction Rate||EXTREME (100% of all players get addicted)|
|System Requirements||Windows XP, Windows XD, Windows BC|
|Inputs||Keyboard and Mouse.|
|Media||PlayStation 1, Playstation 2, Playstation3, Playstation Π, Playstation 4, computer, XBox 360 and XBox 36,000.|
The game is set in the undersea world, near Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. You start in a fictional town called "Bikini Bottom", which is a holiday retreat. You crush rival gangs and make your own gang on the way,
You are hardcore gangster, drug smuggler and criminal mastermind SpongeBob "SB" Squarepants and you have to smuggle drugs out Bikini Bottom and kill all who resist. The game starts with an intro of SpongeBob in a brothel having sex with prothitute Sandy Cheeks. You promise her to bring her a ton of marijuana and cocaine and the game starts there.
First you have to go to the Krusty Krabs, where industralist and nudist crab Eugene Krabs makes a deal with you to give you cocaine for killing his enemy. You kill his enemy another industralist, a plankton named "Plankton". You meet mafia hitman Patrick Star and you become friends with him. You then return to the Krusty Krabs to tell Krabs. Krabs refuses to give you the cocaine and you kill him by hitting him on the head with an anchor. You take his money and the drugs and you and Patrick blow up the Krusty Krabs. The police will go after you and you machine-gun the cops one by one with your trusty friend Patrick.
You then catch a bus to Bikini Bottom's town center and meet a rival gang member, he makes a deal for drugs with you. You make the deal, but Patrick kills her so that he and Spongebob can have all the cocaine.
Over the course of the Game, you will have to do many missions for many people, leading up to the final mission, kill Neptune.
The Mission is called "All the King's Ho's"(Because at the start, you shoot up his brothels.)After that, Neptune sends out all of his royal servants to Bikini Bottom, leaving him unguarded. You, Patrick, and Gary then drive to his palace. Gary and Patrick follow you up the stairs. When you reach the top floor, Patrick sits at the stairs, in case Neptune comes out. Gary and SB go into the throne room, only to find the King still had a few guards left.
When asked how he knew about the attack, the King responds with "Squidward told me." Squidward then comes from behind his hiding place. It turns out the final mission is actually called "Death to the king!" At the beginning you and Gary kill all of the royal guards. After that, Gary and SB confront the two. Squidward and the king draw their guns, and shoot at SB and Gary. SB manages to get away, but Gary is killed by Squidward. The King and Squidward chase after SB, when they reach the stairs, Patrick shoots and injures Squidward, but the king returns fire and causes Patrick to fall the fifty stories below.
The Game resumes here, and SB has to kill the King. The king walks backward into his throne room, the whole time SB points his gun at him. When the king gets on the throne, he says "Why?" to which SB responds "Cause I can." he then shoots the king in the neck, and his crown flys off his head onto SB's. The story ends with SB pulling the king off the throne, and sitting down, and saying "Only one thing left to do now." he then says "Get some ho's up in here!"
edit Major Characters
edit SpongeBob "SB" SquarePants
He is the main character and is a hardcore gangster. You play as him and rampage through the sea bottom.
edit Patrick Star
He becomes your faithful friend and is your hitman. He also provides you with a huge range of weapons. Later on in the game, he helps you out in a mission where you have to do a drug deal with Squillium Fancyson.
edit Squidward Tentacles
He is a dreary octopus and hates SpongeBob. SB hates him and tries to kill him but fails every time because Squidward is too flexible.
edit Sandy Cheeks
She is Bikini Bottom's local prosthitute and the object of the game is to provide her with drugs..
edit Eugene Krabs
An industralist and a nudist. SpongeBob kills him because he failed to provide him drugs.
He is the king of the sea, Spongebob kills him in the end and becomes the king of the sea himself.
You are able to steal cars, boats and planes in the game and you are able to use a really wide variety of weapons. You can also commit crimes, like theft, murder and rape. You can hijack planes and use them to destroy buildings, which are fully destructable. The more crimes you commit, more cops go after you. There are some cheats to get them off your ass
There are many types of weapons. The weapons can be classified into the categories below:
edit Blunt weapons
Clubs, sticks and things like that .
There are a whole variety of vehicles in the game, from underwater craft to boats to cars to airplanes. The underwater craft are usually underwater boats, buses and trucks, the cars are used on land and water alike, with pieces of crap like the Toyota corona beer or masterpieces like the Aston Martin DumB-9 and the Chevrolet CorBlimeyEtte. Airplanes range from attack helicopers like the AhhH-64 Apache to bombers like the B-52 StatoFortass. You can also hire a private charter plane and, of course, blow it up.
edit Underwater craft
- Boat A kind of boat that runs underwater. These are the most common vehicles in the game and you can blow them up with a bazooka.
- Super Boat A kind of boat just like a normal underwater boat, but is supercharged. These boats are rarer and much faster than normal underwater boats and can ram other boats.
- Bus A kind of underwater bus; it is slow but tough and is really good at ramming. At level 2 of the game, SpongeBob goes on one of these to Rock Bottom
- FreightLiner An underwater 18-wheeler. It is painfully slow but other boats explode on contact. These 18-wheelers are not easy to find and it is reccommended to use a cheat to get'em.
- Aston Martin DumB-9
- Chevrolet CorBlimeyEtte
- Datmoon 240ZX
- Ferrari Enzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo
- GMSea Sierra
- Lexus ISNOT200
- Lamburgerni Murcielago
- Nissan UnSunny
- P-P-P-Peterbilt 359
- Porch Alligator S
- Toyota Corona Beer
- Toyota Sea Sinker FB90/FB120
- Airbus A340-6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
- Boing 707-420
- Cessna 17,200SP DownToGround
- AhhH-64 Apache attack helicopter
- B-52 StratoFortass