User:Alekiel

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“One of my bests”
~ God on me
“He's like a brother to me”
~ My Brother on me
“That was stupid”
~ Captain Obvious on My brother's stupid Quote
“No shit!”
~ Me on Captain Obvious' obviousness

Hiya. If you're reading this, is because you clicked on my name. Which means you probably want to find my address so you can proceed and kill me.

Unfortunately, I'm not giving you my address and instead, I'm getting yours through IP and proceed to kill you in your sleep.

If you want to know stuff about me, you can cut yourself. You ain't getting any from me, bitch.

edit History

I was invented 18 years ago, by the crazy doctor bastard people call "Your dad", but I prefer to use the term "High profile bitch". He was also helped by a sweet high school girl he raped and made his bitch. Nobody has ever tried to stop him, because he will probably make you his bitch if you try to.

After that, I decided the world sucked, and so I began a scheme to destroy it. I'm being helped by people like Your Mom, George W. Bush, Cookie Monster and Santa. You have to be smart (Or rich, in Bush's case [Or a woman and get naked, like your mom]) to enter. This means you're not welcome.

edit Taking Over the World

I'm not telling you how I'm taking over the world. Just Internet rules RULE is part of it, and you suck.

edit Stealing Your Girlfriend

Since you're reading this, you're a geek. This means you don't have a girlfriend and you will never get laid.

If you're a girl, you can leave your phone number, address and AIM/MSN here so I can go and rape help you in your work out.

edit Crap Articles I've written in here

  1. The Internet rules.
  2. More stuff, while they appear under your name, I actually made them.
  3. Your articles too.

edit Microsoft sucks

This is true and you know it.

Everytime you see the word "Microsoft" remplace it with "Micro$hit", for the sake of the truth! And Stuff!

edit If you don't, you suck

Indeed.

edit Favorite Articles

edit Nobody Cares about Grammar

    • flip off*
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fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.
es-N This user is a native speaker of Español.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Fuck you This user is Latin, thus likes to steal steal. If its not nailed, it's stolen.
Werewolf This user thinks werewolves can beat the living crap out of vampires. This is true.
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