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{{Title|[[UnBooks:The Old Man and LV|The pancake softness scale measures the softness of pancakes. It also measures the softness of turtles.]] - the totality of an IP's huffed article}}
{{Title|[[UnBooks:The Old Man and LV|The pancake softness scale measures the softness of pancakes.]][[Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud|It also measures the softness of turtles]][[Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Aleister in Chains|.]][[user:Aleister in Chains/Stuff| -]] the totality of an IP's huffed article}}
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<big><big><center>'''[[Animals with feet war with animals with no feet|What this site will do to your mind''']]</center></big></big>
<center><big><big>'''For those who haven't seen this, [[user:Funnybony|Funnybony]] says it's the best drumming he's ever seen (for those who know what that means, that's saying something), including the world's fastest-ever drum solo at 3:30'''</big></big></center>
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<big>'''photos of my backyard, taken with a Cell phone:'''</big>
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[[Image:Plank.jpg|frame|right|250px|<center>[[wikipedia:History|'''Back to basics. Puppy was the first one to finally tell me what this is and wins no prize.''']]</center>]]
<center>[[user:Aleister in Chains/Stuff|'''My dubious award stuff. Bring a fork.''']]</center>
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*[[Tantra|Tantr]][[Talk:Tantra|a]] [[ikenbomfke|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] a guy thought we were Wikipedia. Add'd humour, pics, data & links, with Funnybony.
*[[Ann Coulter|Ann Coulte]][[Talk:Ann Coulter|r]] [[viebnd|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] rw of a GerryCheever rw
*[[Marilyn Monroe|Marilyn Monro]][[Talk:Marilyn Monroe|e]] [[fnbefp|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] VFD save of Claudius Prime's page, later with Black Flamingo.
*[[Kitten Cookbook|Kitten Cookboo]][[Talk:Kitten Cookbook|k]] [[efjgjen|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] VFD save, nice assists by Romartus and Zana Dark.
*[[Mohandas Gandhi|Mohandas Gandh]][[Talk:Mohandas Gandhi|i]] [[vnpeifbv|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] editaddits, pics, with MrN9000 & Ryuken.
*[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vid]][[Talk:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|a]] [[nvpfjgir|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] existing page by PF4Eva, accidental collab.
*[[HowTo:Frighten small children|HowTo:Frighten small childre]][[HowTo talk:Frighten small children|n]] [[vnfepnen|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] expanded idea and pics pics pics!
*[[Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish|Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewis]][[talk:Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish|h]] [[nvpenfn|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] <small>'''two days'''</small> --- VFD save of a 92 vandal page
*[[Great Library of Alexandria]] [[nvfpeijnfjvef|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] joined Spike in this VFD save.
*[[Pearl necklace|Pearl necklac]][[Talk:Pearl necklace|e]] [[dnvjkndfn|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] rw & pics, VFD save.
*[[Puddle of shit|Puddle of shi]][[Talk:Puddle of shit|t]] [[rfnhvuiwerhu|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] a shameful VFD save
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*[[Yoda]] [[nvijpfn|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] with Xamralco
*[[Evil Jesus|Evil Jesu]][[Talk:Evil Jesus|s]] VFD save of an IP ravaged Zim page, editsaddits and pics!
*[[Star of David|Star of Davi]][[Talk:Star of David|d]] from a stub, expanded existing twisted idea.
*[[Eve|Ev]][[Talk:Eve|e]], [[Unununium|Unununiu]][[Talk:Unununium|m]], and [[Phoenix Islands]], kept some, lots-o-addits, pics.
*[[Communion|Communio]][[Talk:Communion|n]], [[Bob Marley|Bob Marle]][[Talk:Bob Marley|y]],[[Mark David Chapman|Mark David Chapma]][[Talk:Mark David Chapman|n]] likewise.
*[[A Most Urgent Notice For The Fair Citizens Of Uncyclopedia|Fair citizens]] 'cept for the first paragraph left by a troll IP - some o[[HowTo:Become A Rapist|']] the same with [[Australia's history|Australia's histor]][[Talk:Australia's history|y]].
'''Frat, Colonizations, and other collabs talked into by workaholics'''
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*[[Friday (song)|Friday (song]][[Talk:Friday (song)|)]] [[iepnje|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] added to's page.
*[[Jack Dempsey|Jack Dempse]][[Talk:Jack Dempsey|y]] [[jifiwfi|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] played along with Funnybony on his page.
*[[Science fiction]] [[vneged|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Colonization
*[[Nintendo|Bruce Wayne]] [[fnvvnn|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Colonization
*[[Dead Dicks|Dead Dick]][[Talk:Dead Dicks|s]] [[nvjfgj|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] played on Funnybony's extremely good anti-war page.
*[[Mike Tyson|Mike Tyso]][[Talk:Mike Tyson|n]] [[nvrgpngr|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] played along with Funnybony on his page.
*[[Blockbuster]] [[pnvpend|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Frat collab
*[[Tim Burton|Tim Burton]] [[vipnvnip|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Frat collab
*[[Ron Paul]] [[njvirnir|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] lots of edits with MrN9000 on page mostly shaped by Jocke Pirat
*[[Nintendo]] [[ipjriv|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] First Frat collab
*[[Weird|Weir]][[Talk:Weird|d]] [[nbfevjndo|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Frat collab with Black Flamingo
*[[Inbox]] [[bnrjpegiqef|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]]
*[[Chicken|Taco]] [[gbuprgh|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Frat collab
*[[Lonely Hearts Column]] [[vnvefbvf|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] Black Flamingo's page, as one of his gang of ten.
*[[UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters]] [[virngvf|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] editsaddits to Funnybony's very good page.
'''Several coats o' paint on these and others'''
*[[Frankly Disappointing Telescope]] [[nvprnreg|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] added lots of PicsnCaptions to a great NicknNora page.
*[[United States Emperors|United States]] [[Talk:United States Emperors|Emperors]], exorcised the soul of Dick Nixon, crowned [[Sinead O'Connor|Sinead O'Conno]][[Talk:Sinead O' Connor|r]] as the once and future Emperor. At times reverted by [[Hippies|citi]][[Jack Nicholson|zens]].
*[[Clara Bow|Clara Bo]][[Talk:Clara Bow|w]], [[Aleister Crowley|Clara Crow]], [[Uncle Tom's Cabin|UncleTom]], [[Corn snake|Snake]][[Responsibility Land|land]] [[Thainglish]], [[Pineapple titties|pine]][[Anaconda Plan|anaconda]], [[Rastafari|Rasta]][[Zzaardvark|zz]][[Does the Pope shit in the woods?|woods]], [[Photon|ph]][[Great Ape Project|o]][[John Scherer|sher]][[Stub|b]][[Dogs|dog]][[Men in Black|w]][[Buffy Summers|a]][[Night of Broken Glass|t]][[Boone's Farm|c]][[UN:10COM|h]][[99th Red Balloon Infantry|i]][[Vatican City|n]][[:File:Pa neh 38.jpg|g]]
*[[Chicago Cubs|Chicago Cub]][[Talk:Chicago Cubs|s]] back to its original theme, editsaddits.
*[[The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668)|Camera Obsura Collection]], a one-time user's extremely good article, editsaddits&pics
'''And then there's...'''[[Bagga|Bagg]][[Talk:Bagga|a]]
'''UnStuff reported by this unscribe'''
*[[Unnews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses|UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses]] <small>'''''lead UnNews for four days'''''</small>
*[[UnNews:Pope Benedict Tackled, Demands Rematch]]
*[[UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved]]
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*[[UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes]] [[vnfepng|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]]
*[[UnNews:Wisconsin governor introspective as thousands protest]]
*[[UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor]] [[nvvepvnv|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] <small>'''with a great "Madison Movement" audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz.'''</small>
*[[UnNews:Body of last World War I veteran to be shot to moon]]
*[[UnNews:"You Belong in a Zoo" man turns 100]]
*[[UnNews:Wheelchair-bound grandmother rescued from Reactor No. 4]]
*[[UnNews:China perfects gibbon arm transplant]]
*[[UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich]] [[rnhjriopfkgnjk|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]] <small>'''three days in a row!'''</small>
*[[UnNews:To honor Earth Day, man goes over Niagara Falls in teacup]]
*[[UnNews:Kate Middleton's Pa readies shotgun wedding]]
*[[UnNews:UnNews obtains Bin Laden death photo]]
*[[UnNews:U.S. releases bin Laden home movies]]
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*[[UnNews:Occupy Uncyclopedia]]
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*[[UnNews:Bibowler Girl bowls 900 series]]
*[[UnNews:Man awakes from 25 year coma, gets irritated]]
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*[[user:Aleister in Chains/UnNews:Tim Tebow routed in NFL playoff game|UnNews:Tim Tebow routed in NFL playoff game]]
*[[UnNews:Newt Gingrich calls kettle black, GOP monkey house continues]]
*[[UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated]] [[pefnbvf|<small>'''''featured'''''</small>]]
*[[UnNews:Gingrich goes all magical on Romney]]
*[[UnNews:Amazonian sea monster emerges from river]]
*[[UnNews:Baby trapped in well turns 25]]
*[[UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London]]
*[[UnNews:Boys who aren't historians celebrate hot Senator]]
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*[[UnNews:Leap year scares old people and children]]
*[[UnNews:Why?:Mitt Romney is a dick]]
*[[UnNews:Sandra Weisenheimer is dating]]
*[[UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked]] <small>[[vnepognqpre|'''''featured''''']] ''' plus lead UnNews for ten days. Resulted in [[:category:The Full Hilary|The Full Hilary.]]'''</small>
*[[UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!"]] <small>[[nvfpjenv|'''''featured''''']]</small>
*[[UnNews:Local man drops vase]] <small>(rw for [[Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!|2012 UnNews Pee Buddy Awards]])</small>
*[[UnNews:"Suddenly French Resistance" destroys net censorship]]
*[[UnNews:Obama cries like a little baby]]
*[[UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop]]
*[[UnNews:London braces for attack by UFO and Godzilla]]
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*[[UnNews:Man marries brown rice]] <small>[[infpjeff|'''''featured''''']]</small>
*[[UnNews:Aunt Hildred has the cooties]]
*[[UnNews:David Blaine surrounded and attacked by mythical creatures]]
*[[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl]]
*[[UnNews:Father John Murphy assured of elevation to Pope]]
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