Ya betta believe dat big smile on my puss. Dey just made me Pope, and now me an my Pollack can move into dose papal apartments with da nice rugs and dat bathtub made of gold. Check out my big gold chain and da papal ring dere - dey dug da stone up from Peter's tomb, he ain't gonna be needin' it. Break out da champagne, boys.
Gonna sign my new handle here, Joannes Paulus Wii. Gotta big endorsement deal from da company for da naming rights.