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edit This is what I imagine you're like in real life

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...In case you were wondering --Black Flamingo 13:43, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ha ha. Now that ya know I gotta send the boyz over for a little talkin' to. Ya better put on ya iron jockstrap unless ya wanna test the strength of dose gummy sacks. Al a coppa minutes lader

edit So anyways...

What did you or I do or not do or break or kill or... oh, wait... crap. *runs off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:01 (UTC)

/Peeks out from behind the desk, sees that Lyrithya has run off, gets up, locks the door, turns off light. Aleister 1:04 2 11
*considers breaking the door down with a frying pan, realises that such a thing is probably beyond the capacity of even a really nice cast-iron pan, sighs, and leaves* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 01:30 (UTC)

edit The vote says this one's yours

Do what you please with it. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:46, 2 Nov

Bff World's Best Friend October 2010

EBay, here I come! Aleister 17:10 2 11

edit Excuse me

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Excuse me, I have a couple questions...
Thanks for that Playwrite award. It's better than a feature any day.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:18, Nov 2
This is all I ever needed to know about the Avatar movie!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Nov 2010 ~ 05:56 (UTC)

edit User Ckatz

First, thanks for giving me the save on Captain Selfish. But "master of canasta"? Are you a New Englander (as I am in all but accent)?

On your cryptic message to Ckatz, what are you talking about? After sporking user and talk pages from Wikipedia, he has edited three pages on Uncyclopedia, visiting major garbling on all three (unless there is a really arcane inside joke), now all reverted. See also my message to Sycamore. Spıke ¬ 01:54 3-Nov-10

I was just trying to find a ryme similar to Master of Disaster, and came up with Canasta. Where is this New England? There be only one England, Sir, and those who believe otherwise asketh for a duel, at some dawn, somewhere. The Ckatz thing was I looked at his edit of Nov. 2 to see why he was banned for a day, and that garbling was something I haven't seen here before. How did he do that? Was it a code thing, and fairly easy, or did he have to type some of that? It looked interesting, which is why I mentioned it. And nice work on Capt. Selfish! Aleister 2:04 3 11

Master of Disaster is a rhyme to everyone. Yours is a rhyme only to the other half of the people here, and should be spelled Masta. If you were kidding, forgive me; I've been listening to election returns out of Massachusetts and am somber for them. As I told Sycamore, if Ckatz has a virus or hardware problem, HTTP wouldn't work well enough to tell Uncyclopedia to save the scrambled page. Scrambling I could do by copying the text into DOS and running it through a filter. But that would be deliberate, and that implies he has something in mind. Spıke ¬ 02:09 3-Nov-10

Master of Disaster would have been too obvious and easy, that you cleaned up and fixed pages which were a disaster. So Master of Canasta echoes Master of Disaster, thus makes a person think of the familiar phrase while also observing an unfamiliar term, but doing the same job of telling people that you truly are a Master of Disaster(ous pages). Interesting, about the fake Ckatz. Did you see that Ray Bradbury guy, he created the page with what seems an old straight article, maybe not knowing where he was. Left him a note, but he may be gone. That's how I worked on Tantra, a guy thought he was on wikipedia, wrote up a good straight page, and I took it over and funnied it up, then Funnybony joined in and we did good. But it was started by a stranger walking by with a wikipedia page. Aleister 2:16 3 11

So it should be Masta of Canasta. I did not see Ray Bradbury pass through (I hear "Larry Bird is not walking through that door" either) but I don't doubt your ability to pervert into humor anything, even something that author thinks is in Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 02:27 3-Nov-10

Thanks for your kind words. And Masta it is. The Ray Bradbury page this guy dropped off is too boring to play with, although it's a needed topic here. Tantra, I wanted to keep the basic data so that's why I decided to take it over after the guy ran off when I informed him it was a clown site (far from a clown site, but some of these guys don't realize what we are and that's an apt description I've used sometimes). And the political results in this New England, have any members of the Royal family lost land or treasure? Aleister 2:32 3 11

I got the limited-government reps I wanted--especially a new rep for my small town who squared the circle on gay marriage by declaring on his web site that the government should not be deciding in favor of either deviancy or orthodoxy. But the Governa wins a 4th term--and the Libertarian's vote totals kept the Republican from winning, but didn't reach the 4% to establish an official third party in New Hampshire. Down in Mass., nothing happened; even Wepwesentative Fwank won, and a tax rollback was defeated. Spıke ¬ 02:46 3-Nov-10

Ah, you seem to be happy with the results. This concept of New England or New Hampshire still confuses me, but if Knights and Knaves want to hang up their armour and put on coats and ties in the new world who am I to question. As for gay marriage, myself and Bill Gates are very happy in our little house on the hill, thank you. We had Barney Frank over last week, and he and his pimp boyfriend just romped nonstop with Barack, Tommy Cruise, and our other hot-tub pals. Aleister 13:02 3 11

edit Hey Aleister

I was wondering, what do you think of these articles? I think the first one rocks and the second one sucks. I've got no idea how to make the second one better though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:31, 4 November 2010

Gross! The second one could loss the pic and improve by 1000 percent. The first is too weird for life as we know it. I'm interested in the code though. Anyway, my time on line now is limited to a few more seconds, and I'll look at the two pages again next time. Elfin Lied rules though, and the simple language reminds me of what I see as the finest caption in the whole place, the one on the opening pic of Black Flamingo's talk page. Flying away now. . .Aleister 3:42 4 11
I removed the pic. See ya later, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:53, 4 November 2010
Nooooo!!! I should have explained. It's just a personal bias, against fat chick pics, but that's just me. Lots of people love them. I must be a fatist. A facist fatist. That's me. Aleister 3:56 4 11
So you wouldn't include this pic in any of your articles? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:08, 4 November 2010
Alright, I think I just improved the article by 9000%. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:44, 4 November 2010

edit A wise man can take a hint, an edjit needs a a doin'...

Hellojaffacakes

These are Jaffa Cakes, They are a combination of nuclear sponge stuff, marmalade and dark chocolate. You can substitute this with Veggie haggis neeps an tatties which I am also fond of. Better still you could get me some PHD suppliments. You may have one of these jaffa cakes because I do not have knife to slice one in half....--Sycamore (Talk) 13:00, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Werid is looking a lot better

Good work. I think we mainly just need another pic or two now. Oh, and some links. Maybe we could just link a few words to shoulder, that would be weird. --Black Flamingo 21:27, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'd be all for that shoulder thing, but just so you know that's one of my inside of inside jokes, on all my pages, unless I've missed a few, I've linked to shoulder. On this one it's one of only two links. I hope you liked the additions and edits, tried to keep to your style while playing with it. It was fun capitalizing some of the He's you missed, lol (ha ha ha hee hee He hee hee ha ha). Al minutes later
p. s. Or better yet, a dozen or more links which are farfar removed from the subject but still in the ballpark, that would be weird. Have to be kind of good ones, not random. I linked Ned to Friar Tuck (an fictional imaginary friend to a fictional hero figure, maybe in the ballpark, if Weird Al--and can't we change the name???--sees himself as the hero of his own world, as all Weird Al's do.
Actually, that's a good idea, I'll go and see if I can add a few funny links. I'd be more than happy to get rid of the Weird Al name, I've never been too sure of that, it was one of the few things in the piece that had nothing to do with me. We'd need another opening image though, perhaps of a more sinister narrator? Thanks for pitching in by the way, the frat and the article are coming together at last. --Black Flamingo 00:40, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Time for a mainspacing and a pee review, perhaps? --Black Flamingo 14:44, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Good job! I agree with both ideas, as a pee review always puts another set of eye onto a page and never fails to improve it. Hard to understand why people who ask for reviews then don't use it to improve their page. But yes, you've done very good with this page, as always. Yay frat, kegger tonight! Aleister 14:49 7 11
I've copied it here now, you're still editing the old one. --Black Flamingo 08:35, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit re: voters have spoken

Wow I'm so happy! Thank you, and I'll be sure to check out Rita I have a tight muscle that needs....yeah thank you this is awesome! --Dr. Fenwick 22:37, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Then I recommend myself for the future ;). I'm glad you liked it. But it's mostly thank to Romartus' contribution. My bare story wouldn't get so many votes ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:42, November 6, 2010 (UTC) Oh, and I don't forget that you encouraged me several times to write some articles. So that feature is also thank to you ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:46, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Well I edited myself in, and then called Rita to my private chambers. Thank you so much I love Uncyclopedia and hope to have another featured article soon. --Dr. Fenwick 02:58, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit History of Woman

Hi Aleister. I had another look, and as you can see in the edits, I did start linking up some of the articles references. However, it sort of runs out road by the end and stops without anything to bring it all to a point. So in reality it wasn't never properly finished by the original author but it does have a lot of potential. If I do come up with any ideas, I will add/edit it/delete but not sure I am going to have enough time this week. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Talk:John Boehner

With Lyrithya's permission, I moved our conversation on reworking the article to the article's talk page because the conversation might be relevant to people wanting to know why the page is the way it is, and won't be relevant to those wanting to know why Lyrithya is the way she is. The former people, if they exist, will certainly not know to consult the eventual archives of a user who never edited the article. I understand your reluctance to be frank about third parties on a mainspace talk page, but unfortunately, you are no safer doing so on a user talk page, and in fact Orbhunterx was on her page just after we were. Spıke ¬ 00:23 8-Nov-10

Bluuuurg. *hides behind a pot plant* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 00:27 (UTC)
That was my concern, that Orbhunterx was being talked about on user talk pages and not main page talk pages. I see a difference there. Even though with a few clicks of the mouse people can read our conversations, that's not the same as disparaging a user's writing style on an article talk page, where it will probably exist for years. Our talk pages will be archived and tucked away from all but the most anal or fandom users or IP's, but to be so upfront criticizing and essentially calling another user names, well, you get the idea. On Boehner, I haven't looked at the page, but know that he cries alot and also is known as pretty lazy, that he'd rather be golfing than working on Capitol Hill. That stuff is kind of funny if worked into the page. Enough for now, Aleister 00:29 8 11

Ooh, and Socky just called me the politics expert! Thanks for the additional ideas. A short dissertation on crying males in US politics is now included (in the final section).Spıke ¬ 00:34 8-Nov-10 post-edited

Have copied the above (about crying only) into the same talk page. Spıke ¬ 01:34 8-Nov-10

edit Why...

...do you keep removing the category 'stupid' from my articles? They are stupid! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 20:15 (UTC)

Well, maybe this one is stupid. But the others certainly weren't! They are very smart, just the opposite of stupid, or at least somewhat down the road from stupid. Aleister moments later
Eh, fine... maybe the others were debatable, but this one certainly is stupid... I mean, really. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 20:20 (UTC)
Stupid stupid stupid. But how about the other category I added, Justice League? Heh heh. And you'vejustgotta look at the Abe Lincoln section on Bed, scan the links, youjustgotta! Aleister Signing out for now. . .
Heady lot. Sort of fits, though... I suppose.
And that... eh, you and your pictures, silly, silly. Any way to make them pop up so that they don't go off the edge of the screen? The new one was doing that... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 20:28 (UTC)

edit An... er... something thing. Whatever the word was

I was on this site when it all began and I shall see it end - I don't wish to contribute positively any more.. I live to destroy.. logic.. reason.. everything.. why this site? why not target something remotely sane? because I feel like it - because I've been here long enough to know what to do and how to do it.. --92.1.78.163 02:01, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

The main thing you have going for you is that there are no admins patroling. If there were they'd ban the current 92 IP pretty quickly, and would undermine what you enjoy doing. That seems to be the only asset on your side. And you are actually contributing both with some creative stuff and the fact that what you are doing will cause a change in how admins cover this time span. The fact that it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't, and must. So you are actually helping the site. Thank you? Aleister 2:06 11 11
often the most chaotic and destructive of forces are the ones that are most essential for positive change.. oh snap.. did I say something philosophical? nah.. must of been a typo --92.1.78.163 02:09, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Computers themselves came into existence because of war, as did the space age and all that has brought. But yeah, what you're doing could be fun, but only because no admin is here to stop it. Some good graphics, will give you that. Aleister few minutes later
What about mangoes? Where do mangoes come in? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 02:14 (UTC)

GOD will have the last say --92.1.78.163 02:17, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Are you saying GOD is a mango? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 02:20 (UTC)
if God is omnipotent is both a mango and not-a-mango, because if he can not be a mango he is not omnipotent yet if he is a mango he is not omnipotent by default.
God, okay, fine. I don't think you are crazy, maybe some issues here and there but so what. Anyway, I never thanked you for that fake thing you did on that one page "An urgent message to the fine citizens of Uncyclopedia" or something, which I used to turn into a full article. That was a fun one. Aleister short time later
who thinks I'm crazy? at worst people think I'm the most dedicated douchebag on this site (well in relatively recent times) if I were crazy I'd be writing articles on how to summon the long-dead uncle of Santa or something WITHOUT comedic input.. ah yes, I've made so many really offensive/intentionally shitty articles based on that old "black V white" thing.. I really should stop.. dunno why it keeps drawing me back.. --92.1.78.163 02:27, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

maybe u should thank him now then?--124.181.81.6 02:26, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Draws you back because it's fun, same as any writing here is fun. Today I edited a page of mine for two hours or so, one hour on one paragraph alone, and laughed and laughed as I edited that paragraph. Long dead Uncle of Santa, ha ha ha, hee heeh ee. Maybe writing here gets tiring eventually, I'm doing a long run here to get back into fiction writing again after a long time of nonfiction writing. That's my excuse, and the freedom of speech here is nice. Let's you flow with full creativity. Anyway, now I'm getting philosopical, so I'll go do this thing on a VFD page I wanted to do. Aleister

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edit Okay, so...

/peeks head in, looks around, backs out of the room without making a sound. Goes to the bakery for a scone, reads the paper, lounges about. John Comfort Carlisle Vanderbilt minutes later

edit Idea

You should wright a article called Nigger Talk based on the dialect you used on Mortal Sin. - "The dialect is, or course, of Sicilian heritage mixed with a Brooklyn upbringing, mixed with a lifetime of experience of hanging out with the boys and breaking a few arms from time to time.". --Handy Smurf 18:57, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, ah, huh? for your fascinating idea and title? But nah, although I am doing a page with the same character which includes the dialect. And, sir, I am myself of African-French blood, both my parents were slaves in Belgium and my grandparents came to Europe on the slave boats. My aunts and uncles still work on the wine plantations. So I am deeply offended by your suggestion, and will take it up with my lawyer, who is of African-Asian heritage and proud of it, sir. John Comfort Carlisle Vanderbilt 2o:57 12 11
I always thought you were some kind of lab experiment gone wrong, and therefore had no ancestry. --Black Flamingo 09:17, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
I've always been a spam bot, but don't tell that to Handy Andy Smurf. The only nigga talk he deserves is up-side the head. And what are you doing talking to people, don't you have more features to write? Aleister minutes later
I'm working on an avante-garde piece which is just a collection of sarcastic talk page comments. Ooh, there's another one! --Black Flamingo 09:49, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. And I just realized, you are actually on your third day of features, because nobody changed the que. Congrats again! I think Sog's 40th is next, I've already prepared the cake. Aleister minutes into the future
Yo' commie momma! Why da ain't gonna happen brudda? Da' bitchez don't know about ma zarathustra. - That's my attempt at Nigger Talk. --Handy Smurf 19:26, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
PS--Uncyclopedia has a brief Ebonics language lesson, at African American. In the real world, Dr. Thomas Sowell points out from time to time that Ebonics has as hilariously little to do with the slave experience or African heritage as, well, Kwanzaa. Spıke ¬ 19:49 13-Nov-10

edit UotM

No, I've never won it, and there are far more deserving users before you go and get any ideas young man! --Black Flamingo 16:06, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmmmm. You've held up pee review on your own, dragged the frat along, loaded us down with so many features that they go on for days and days and days, and are helpful and nice to everyone on the site except that one guy. Yeah, quite a few of you deserve it, Happytimes, Romartus, and a few others come to mind, but in any mix you'd either rise to the surface or drown trying to claw your way up. Either way. Hmmmmm. Aleister minutes there, a few
What is UotM? I'm asking cause I plan to win it. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:14, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
It is University of the Michigan, at Ann Arbor, and you don't want to win it. Spıke ¬ 16:17 13-Nov-10
Even If I want it I don't think I can win it. I'm just a kido. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:19, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
I like your attitude! It's that award that Lyrithya is running away with this month. To me it means someone who helps out a lot, makes themselves useful, befriends the friendless and feeds the homeless, lots and lots of stuff. A long time of good deeds and that award comes searching you out. How are things going? I must sign off now, but later, greekenator. Aleister few minutes later
If that's the case, why am I evidently getting it? All I do is a whole lot of hairbrained and stupid stuff, and then hide and wait for someone else to fix it... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:21 (UTC)
Ohh, now I get it. You mean Uncyclopedian of the month. Why is it called UotM? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:14, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
P.S. Damn you SPIKE. You lied to me. How dare you! May god have mercy on your soul.
The same reason you are called M&M, I'm called A, and SPIKE is called SPIKE (his real user name is Sanitized Prick Intertwined Kinda Edgy) A 16:30 14 11
Kind of like how I'm ANTERNAGLYSPNISTSAT. ~ ANTERNAGLYSPNISTSAT 16:37, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit How would you...

Like to join the Grue Army? You would be the... um... head of Happytimes' talk page archiving! So what do you say? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 19:23, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the invite, but I must decline as I am adverse to joining armies of any kind! But I'd be happy to be in the reserves, and if you'd suggest I could head up the project to get Happytimes's talk page archived, I gladly accept that assignment! Thanks, Aleister 22:04 13 11

edit 4-Skin

I was thinking of asking Sannse to change my username to: 4-Skin

Hahahahahahaha!! --Handy Smurf 21:38, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Hello 4-Skin, and that sounds like a good name. But you can only change your name once with the Sannse card, and then you have to stick with what you've got. So if you want to stick to 4-Skin, or make a point of it, or let things come where they lay, . . .good luck! Aleister 22:07 13 11
Why the hyphen? Also, Don't Be a Dick. Spıke ¬ 22:26 13-Nov-10
I am blessed with total knowledge of the intrinsic principles, processes, and design of the order of the known universe. --Handy Smurf 13:37, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Hey, I don't know if you want this.

AristocratTurkey01 This user was a judge in the november 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!


But I made it incase any of the judges want it. I'm a judge to so... Ya. After the whole thing is said and done, I'll chavge it so it says: "This user was a judge in the 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!". --Tophat headless 03:34, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Protagonist

Screw that other article; could you please review this? Pleeeaaaaase? I want an Aleister review. *kitty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 20:41 (UTC)

Of course! I love Protagonist! Aleister Sometime that same day, or the next, MMX
Yay! *huggles Aleister* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 02:14 (UTC)

edit Ta

Duchenne

Thank you for voting my 40th feature this has enabled me to receive free electro-convulsive aversion therapy.--Sog1970 21:49, November 14, 2010 (UTC)


I thought we were getting cake in!

Plus thanks for the previous support. I blush. --Sog1970 21:57, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Trekism

I have a idea for article: "Star Trekism" or maybe just "Trekism". :A Religion. The Church of Trek. --Handy Smurf 16:44, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Priest: And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship where they would be no Tribble at all.
Congregation: All power to the engines.
Other then that. Here's a funny animation.


Kirk admits it


Snore, old news, yesterday's newspaper, recycled food. I put this Kirk thing on the Kirk page after some people who shall remain nameless *O__o* created a fuss and bother and wanted it removed "Right now, you bastard!" from the colonized Science Fiction article. It had looked very good there, and had a great caption, and caused much atwitter, but was marched out in handcuffs. So, wake me up when you've got something new, Kirk sucking cock is like finding an old sock in the dryer and selling it on E-Bay. ($14.95) Aleister 19:55 16 11

Count to ten. --Handy Smurf 21:05, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X Aleister 21:09 16 11
You err...forgot the zero? --Handy Smurf 10:51, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
Here's yet another amusing vid:
South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls03:57

South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls

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Thank you for the vid, I'll watch it later although I do seem to recall seeing it. And if the romans had a zero I'm not aware of it. It would have to look all letterey, like x0x or something. Didn't the muslims invent the zero? The romans should have invaded the muslims and stolen it. Are you working on Trekism yet? Aleister 11:00 17 11

edit United States of Earth got featured 60 years in advance

Thanks to you from me and Sog Sog and I. Much appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:03, Nov 16

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edit UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women to FA?

Bro, I normally never consider any UnNews for VFH, but here is a current issue that is equal-effort Sog-Fb Collab. It might be good enough if you want to Nom it. A Pee review will make it out of date news. It's happening now. The best Unnews article I have ever been involved with. Not the funniest, but the best. WORTH A NOM?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:05, Nov 16

Interesting, but (quick pee review) aside from the good stuff, it's rough, hard to follow, some grammar mistakes, not enough links, and as is it probably wouldn't pass feature imnho. Taking a breath. OK. Too many leads, the photo caption is unclear, narration jumps, and that was just from a quick read and impression. What is the main point? Was one woman killed and another one on the chopping block? Now throw me some meat and let me gnaw on one of those women's leg bones. Aleister 20:14 16 11

edit Weird

Praise be to Alan, Socky nommed it. I can't wait to see what Romartus says. --Black Flamingo 13:30, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Prob

I have a problem again. I can't put a picture, or put my sig. or...do anything. That sidebar has dissapeared. Help. Mimo

Yikes! Did you play with your skin? And then after you were done did you play with the skin on your computer? You're asking the wrong person, I'm a moron when it comes to tech, Lyrth could help with this. I hope it comes back, you put up some of the best pictures on the site, but maybe those were the good old days now. Aleister minutes later

I didn't play with any skin. I'm leaving now so can you give a report of my problem to Lyrth? Mimo again

There's your problem. And sure. Anyway, I know nothing about this. I can turn the computer on, find my way to places, and if I'm lucky I pick up some code from time to time. But if a problem comes then I'd do what you're doing, asking the wrong person for help. Yikes. Aleister minutes later
This is what I am going to do. Close my computer and then open it again. That will help. Mimo
When one door closes, another opens. Aleister

edit Name

If you are suggesting a re-name for the old version, then I would suggest: Glenn Beck (person)

If you are suggesting a re-name for the featured version of the article: Glenn Beck (transcript)

Who are you? Glenn Beck (person) sounds good enough. Can't rename the feature page now, it's been featured! Aleister 2:18 18 11
Glen Beck (Asshat)? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Better than what was done (person). Hmmmmm. Aleister 12:04 18 11

edit Mike Tyson

Yo Bro! I checked and understood and appreciated all your edits. This resulted in me changing a grand total of nothing. It's a really good collaboration now. Are we ready to nom it? I have nothing to add except the VFH template - hehe. Way to GO!! BRO!! Alright! YEAH!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:10, Nov 19

edit 25 features!

I should probably write something new.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 08:32, Nov 19 2010 UTC

Eh, same here... bugger. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 15:17 (UTC)
Here's to the next 25. After that, stop. For the love of God, stop. --Black Flamingo 15:31, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
What? 25 features. Must be confusing me with Savethemooses or someone. Black Flamingo, you will have 30 by, like what, next weekend? And Puppy, we have missed your pages for a long time. If competition is what gets you back to writing again, you can imagine I have 25 if you'd like. And Lyrithya, your five features are of a quality that put me to shame. Masterpieces all, esp. Protagonist, which is one of the best pages I've read here. My twelve features (the real total, that was a misprint in the weekly magazine or whatever it is) pale beside that one page. Aleister 1:46 20 11
Aleister, I really wanted you to review that, not... *grumbles* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 02:27 (UTC)
I know, but it is perfect. The first time I read it the page was amazing, and I wasn't even high, which makes it better. I think you wrote it in some state of grace, and feel like you want to play with it. Sometimes things are fine as is, and this one is for sure. I don't understand why it doesn't have 20 votes. Aleister 2:34 20 11

edit You earned this too

Al, Bro. Your edits and improvements mark the difference between success and failure, and the same goes for Romy. If you don’t agree then go argue with the article’s history log. That makes for collaboration. And collaborations increase our belief in humanity. Now please give yourself half a point for today's FA. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:03, Nov 19

Thanks Funnybony, but that is your page. I helped with a few edits and a proofreading (myy spalling abilitie iz legendery), yet not near enough for a collab. You are too kind, literally, you are too kind. A nice person personified. Aleister 1:42 20 11

edit How about today

Bro, today is something wild on mainpage: Feature today, feature yesterday and feature UnNews at once. And I didn't put the UnNews up, Spike did. What a guy.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:21, Nov 20

edit Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:42, Nov 21

Tony Jaa Rapping00:48

Tony Jaa Rapping

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Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.

edit Mike Tyson

Bro! Is Mike ready to Nom? It's now full Moon and would be a good time. Mike has been sitting on the Pee review cue since Oct 31, so he is eligible to Nom if you're ready. Lets do it now, Pard!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:05, Nov 21

Mike Tyson came to me in a dream and punched my lights out. So I'm not getting involved in your hate filled article about Mr. Tyson. Please nom it if you wish, I wash my hands of any participation in this vicious attack on the character of a good man who never raped anyone, beat up anyone, never hit anyone in anger, and was never a "fighter" as you claim. Please don't darken my doorstep with this libel. Tyson is a singer, period, and was never anything else. Aleister 13:30 21 11
p.s. I never read any of the "Twilight" books, so I can't discuss "Full Moon" or any of the others. Good day, sir.
Jeez! I'm not sure if that's a yes or no? The Moon deal was discovered by NASA who determined that a Moon launch and landing was best attempted during a full moon - so everyone could see where they were. Likewise, The they choose night time for a Solar landing - especially about 4am when the Sun has had enough time to cool off. Now we know. I'll hold off our Tyson fan-article until you feel, like, totally on about it (which may even be yesterday). Its not my article anymore, its ours. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:32, Nov 21
And for 0,0001% mine --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:43, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Sure, of course, nom away. And M&M did put the baby picture on the page, a very good addition. Yay M&M!!! Tyson knocks himself out by accident every other day. Aleister 1:09 22 11
I have a lot of famous clients, and I wish Tyson was one of them. You did a great job. As for the third boxer, how can we pass up Roberto Duran? We owe him for nothing. Hehe!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:45, Nov 22
Don't worry, he'll find you and punch your light out about the article, and then you can sell him on your stuff before he starts up on you again. Duran, no mas no mas. I'm partial to the heavyweights, and the Ali page here is pretty bad and there is no Joe Louis page, but that's for another daze. Aleister minutes away from the last

edit PLS

Check my entry again. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 12:45, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Normal

Weird's getting better all the time thanks to you and Lrythaysagsfdbj. And you're right by the way, we should track down Skinfan, Matfen, Happytimes etc and bring them home (ie. point them towards VFH). I won't say anything about a frat revival because we've already had one this month. --Black Flamingo 11:51, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm concerned we've lost the frat brothers. Skinfan is blown up somewhere in Afghanistan, Matfen has left for illogicopedia or somewhere, but Happy Times concerns me because some of his last posts weren't very happy because wikia had messed around with the skin he likes. Thanks about Weird. Have you played much on Blockbuster? It's just calling your name (give me a couple of minutes to have it call your name) Aleister minutes later
I will try to add some stuff to Blockbuster, maybe about the really crappy porn they usually have tucked away there, if that hasn't been covered already. It sounds like the kind of thing Matfen would be good at, since it's film related and all. Maybe he's gone to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being a waiter. --Black Flamingo 12:30, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
You're right! Matfen could do a great section talking about old movies or new compared to old or whatever. That's why collabs are fun, like building a house when someone knows how to hook up electricity while another guy can lay the cement (and then have a cigarette and clean up afterwards, and forget to call the cement the next day and have to send it candy). I didn't know Blockbuster had porn, other than a rare R rated release. Now you tell me, would have made my high school years before Youporn a lot easier. Aleister 12:43 24 11
I guess it wasn't really porn, just softcore versions of real films (The Erotic Witch Project was one, I recall). Maybe they don't have that in the States. It certainly wasn't as good as www.fantasti.cc anyhow. --Black Flamingo 13:06, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hmmmm, will check out fantasti. One of the last times I was in the states was to go to Las Vegas, where you don't need simulated porn but just have to walk ten feet to the next attraction. Must sign off, but fun chatting. Maybe Skinfan will rise from the ashes and return to us soon. Aleister 13:14 24 11

edit AAAAA! Scary mask dude will kill you!

Or just dance you to death.

Maskdance

Anyway, just try not to die. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 02:00, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

You got it, Dancing Dude! Scary mask dude is really the stick dude from "V", and he's my good buddy! Thanks for the dancing guy. Aleister minutes later

edit No one will ever find or care about a page named IFB. The Great Bunny War, aye, now there's a name!

Now you're talking! Spıke ¬ 11:40 25-Nov-10

Thanks, I think. I used the page to mock the overuse of Chuck Norris, and more is needed. I'll dive back in there. Aleister seconds later

In other words, the page name, IFB, was part of the concept problem and I'm glad you addressed it rather than just improve the wording. Separately, the slap against Obama deserves to be a sucker-punch; it is not that Obama is especially slow to react, but that the entire government can't see the obvious, and this deserves to be mocked in a section of its own, as I've now done. Even more separately, the final two sections are nothing but listcruft, a celebration of masturbation, and cute bunny pictures. They deserve some bunny-huffing. Spıke ¬ 12:00 25-Nov-10

I like the last tiny list and end picture, the weird masturbation stuff. Yeah, I'm pissed at Obama, so good call. I'll look what you've done and be right back. Al

Got felt up at the airport, did you? I would have thought you'd enjoy that. Spıke ¬ 12:05 25-Nov-10

Good work on the page. No, I'm actually posing as a security guard (pretty easy to do actually, all they see is each others uniforms) and feeling people up. Obama, curse be upon his boots, has stomped all over the people who brung 'im. Comparing him to FDR, apparantly the last great American president, is a sad exercise in seeing what might have been. Aleister 12:18 25 11

edit I'm a barbie girl

Barbie girl song03:14

Barbie girl song

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edit No!

Please don't stay away from The great bunny war article! I want your help! Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:50, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, note on your page too. I was pretty much done with the page myself, it seemed to be in a good place but, like your Bill Clinton edit and pic, there's always more to do sometimes never once in awhile. Jeez, I've sculpted pages for many many hours at times. My fave story of a page of mine is Warm piss water, which was a VFD entry, and then HELPME kind of challenged me to make it into a feature, and I told him I'd work on it until he nommed it himself. Took many days, maybe weeks, and I kept sculpting it, fine tuning each sentence and comma until he nommed it. But even there I could go in right now and shift something in it, because I think the longer you write on this site the more you (me) learn and evolve. That's one reason I came here and have stuck, I wanted to get back into fiction writing after lots of time in non-fiction, and it seems to have worked out because I have learned how to shape pages and have fun at the same time. A great way to learn here is to read pee reviews, like if you read lots of Chief Justice's reviews it's like a college education. This note gets long, but the point is I don't know if I want to spend a whole lot more time on Bunny, but that's my feeling now after working on it today, maybe the next day I'll get right back into it?! Aleister 2:59 26 11
Wow... Deep... --Tophat headless 03:05, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Deep as a pond of the brown, aye *I know you're mocking me, point at me behind my back. I can take it, damnit, I can take it /weeps and screams into pillow*. I've edited a section of Warm piss water just now that I realized was lacking, even when I wrote it. Thank you for putting my mind on it and to work on further "sculpting". Funnybony sometimes edits his pages for years until he's satisfied. But, again from personal experience, one of my features was a very quick writing, during which I was lol'ed almost the whole time, and another page I like was from a one-hour writing contest that Dr. Skullthumper organized, and I only added the pics and YouTube stuff to it, so not always true about slaving on a page. Must sign off soon, and good talking with you! Aleister 3:22 26 11
Ya know what? The way you speak is so poetic! I love it. --Tophat headless 03:31, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Why thank you, a very nice compliment. I'll make up one of those almost-poem things just for you.

There once was a young man from Munich
Who fancied himself turning eunuch.
Buying tight pants, trim, and bling
He learned how to sing,
And donned spats, cumberbund, and a tunic.
e.e. aleister 12:09 26 11
Wow, all for me? Thanks! --Tophat headless 19:57, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
I want one too, I want one too --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:09, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Your request has found a sympathetic ear.
A man from the south of Tunisia
Came down with a case of amnesia.
Forgetting name, height, and gender
He begin to remember
While still calling himself "Anesthesia".
e.e. aleister 00:23 27 11

edit Question

What do you think of my userpage? --Handy Smurf 17:57, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Oh and where can I get a smurf themed sig? --Handy Smurf 18:35, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Just use something like HSmurf1S. Or HandySmurf1Smurf. Or, for greater clarity, just use the head and cap. Be careful not to make it any higher than the surrounding text; people hate it when the signatures take over a page. And copy other people so that all this code is inside a file in your userspace and not repeated on every page every time you sign something.
What do I think of your userpage (not that you asked)? The next time you get a hard-on, I don't need to know. Spıke ¬ 18:46 26-Nov-10
Oh, and how the hell did you get your squirrels to do that? The ones around here don't do tricks at all. Spıke ¬ 18:47 26-Nov-10
I dunno, perhaps a wizard did it. --Handy Smurf 18:53, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
An interesting page. Please keep us updated on your erection. Whatever happened to it, and how many Americans did it take to screw it in? Aleister 00:28 27 11

edit Pearl Harbor on VFD

I resist your well-intentioned suggestion. I had a joke to tell, I done told it, I will not stay on stage for another hour in hopes of an Oscar. Seems to me it's done. Spıke ¬ 02:08 27-Nov-10

Remember the Alamzona, or whatever the Pearl Harbor slogan is. I once spent over an hour with an old guy telling me about being on a ship there watching the attack (and later fighting in the pacific), and I actually have an autograph of Husband Kimmel. Those are my connections to Pearl Harbor, other than killing a dolphin with my bare hands in its honored waters. By the way, that new Palin page does justice to that wonderful mistake of hers, which she made twice or three times in the interview (so in her brain it wasn't a mistake, just a moronhood) Aleister 2:15 27 11

edit UnNews:North Korea welcomes Sarah Palin's support

After a conversation with Romartus, I added the second and last paragraphs to better relate it to her gaffe. I had not heard that she stuck to the line. Is it between her and Obama with his "57 states"? Spıke ¬ 02:22 27-Nov-10

I heard the sound bite, and she said it two or three times before being timidly corrected by the interviewer (I didn't know it was Beck, I'm surprised he knew the difference.) That 57 state thing was weird too. I guess if someone opens their mouth up enough their points of ignorance emerge, and Palin has a backlog of those and keeps adding to them. Did you say you want a limerick too? Aleister few minutes later

Um, I do not. Didn't ever get the meter to work on your last limerick. And I didn't mean to imply that Romartus endorsed my change to his article. Beck knows the difference. Palin (and Obama!) are lightweights. But the lesson I take away is that you are not free even to make honest mistakes in Washington, D.C., as half the city wants to personally ruin you. Spıke ¬ 02:31 27-Nov-10

First limerick corrected, thank you. Of course I know he knows the difference. And agree with you about Palin and Obama, a fitting pair to fight it out in '012. Must log out now, will be back in time for the next Palin gaffe. Aleister minutes later
p.s. Second limerick corrected, now it has the double meaning in the last line I was going for. Thanks.

Okay, I just called it up on YouTube, and you are wrong. Palin mentioned North Korea "two or three times" but only got it wrong once, and slid past the correction by Beck. I do not see it as a "point of ignorance"; she did seem to know which is which, despite the mistake; her grasp is shallow, as always, but her thesis--that people don't trust Obama to do the right thing--is correct, and I share the mistrust. Am relieved the US will not cancel our military exercises with SKorea (which NKorea knew about before the current outburst) on the basis that NKorea now calls it "provocative." I was not sure.

Separately, a New York Times guy just guested on the John Batchelor Show on WABC 770 in New York City; he had spent a day in Alaska watching a stage show where Palin (who "bored the audience" of "truck-drivers") opened for Beck (who "talked for two hours on history I don't find in any books"). Sorry, revisionism on President Wilson and the war-to-end-all-wars and the League of Nations, though it won't appear in the Times, is not unprecedented. The guest said, "He seems ready to burn himself out--although, of course, you never know." This is just ridicule, and hoping for a self-fulfilling prophecy. Anyway, happy rhyming and good night. Spıke ¬ 03:32 27-Nov-10

edit Unununium

Still tweeking it from time to time, mainly after my attention is drawn to it by an IP edit. The IP's find this one quite often, and seem inclined to play with it or correct it to make it more wikipedian. I think when you google Unununium our page is number four or five on the list, so it gets the views. Since I'm here, and since you didn't want a limerick, I'll mention that in that Palin quote she did imply once and then state as a fact that North Korea was the U.S.'s buddy, which is why I said two or three. I count the implied as a onester. Aleister 11:31 28 11

You are double-counting, when she got exactly one word wrong! The important question is: Does she know what she means? She probably knows nothing about the Korean War, but as Vice President with McCain in the respirator, she would certainly have had the troops on the DMZ face north and not south. Spıke ¬ 11:52 28-Nov-10
First she talks about sanctioning what North Korea is going to do, then comes the standing by North Korea line. That's two, I call two, tag you, and run away. And I believe I read somewhere after this happened that she's mixed the two names up before. It's not what she would have done if elected, it's how deep is the ignorance when we only see the tip of the iceberg (which is how I look at Palin, never saw the sexy quotient that rednecks seem to find in here, just an evil shallow personality with the tinest of social grace that she destroys when she opens her mouth). Having her run in '012 is a crap shoot, she did get 47% of the American vote when she ran with McCain, which is the best endorsement of the film "Idiocracy" I can imagine. Aleister 12:14 28 11
A "shallow personality" is not "evil" unless you are on the other side of the spectrum, in which case we aren't ever going to agree. Except that nominating her would be a crap-shoot. Spıke ¬ 12:57 28-Nov-10
I must agree, as I have a shallow personality. But what I said is that's what I see in her, from the first moment on I recognized the Bush-type evilness in her and that impression, at least in my point-of-view, was affirmed by her attitudes about animals and other living things. As for nominating her, Obama could likely beat her, enough of a reason, but depending on how scared the GOP makes the moron voters over this 2012 death-star or whatever thing (which is what I would do to hold the ethnic vote down if I were Rove, and I might be!) she might be the best bet to both win the nom and get beaten in the fall. Karl Rove damnit, I put my real name in there, and now I can't find the edit button. Damnit to hell.
We won't agree. Hunters aren't evil, Bush isn't evil, and if we elect not to continue Obama's "transformation" in '12, we aren't stupid or conned. Bottom line, the US system assumes exactly two finalists (if neither gets a majority, the election is thrown into Congress, yuck!) and we never get the choices we want. The nation knew Nixon was a crook in '72, that Reagan was going senile in '84, that GHWB was a wimp in '88, that Clinton was unfaithful in '00, in '04, that GWB repeatedly let good intentions turn into permanent occupations (on his book tour, he still, essentially, says the alternative to TARP was planetary implosion), and, in '08, that Obama didn't like America. We didn't always see the consequences. But the alternative was simply worse. Spıke ¬ 13:52 28-Nov-10

edit So, ah, yeah.

Thanks and stuff. For something. Something unspecific. Now I swear I'll actually do that review I started... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:46 (UTC)

edit Neuroticism

Neuroticism is a sexual attraction to retards. --User:Handy "Andy" Smurf

edit Larg. Larg larg larg.

Larg larg laaarg, larg larg. Larg larg larg. Laaaarg. Laarg larg larg larg larg? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 08:49 (UTC)

edit Colonization

How do I nominate User:Handy Smurf/Phil O'Sophy for Imperial Colonization? --Guitarded 14:47, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

In my opinion, you don't. The article was deleted on VFD, you asked for and got a copy in your userspace, which you have trimmed to two sentences, one quotation, and one nonsense year number. What makes you think the IC people would want to take time out from their chosen job--reworking important but neglected articles--to flesh out this unbegun theme? You have two choices: List it on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles and wait until somebody cares, or dig in and do some actual comedy writing. Spıke ¬ 16:53 30-Nov-10

edit A poem to Aleister

Oh, Aleister I wrote a poem for you
You don't want to hear it I don't care
A man probably for Tai Wzu
With big mustache and some short hair
Every one was telling him <<FUCK YOU>>
But he was answering <<You are not fair>>
This man was Aleister and not you
Bye bye this was my poém
Awesome huh?
M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:34, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
/Comes in, reads the poem, slowly backs out the door hoping he hasn't made a sound. Quickly runs to the immigration office to report someone. Aleister 17:14 30 11
I will be trying to get the meter to work on this one for days. Spıke ¬ 17:31 30-Nov-10
Work on what? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:26, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Meter: Cadence, rhythm. An attribute of poetry. Spıke ¬ 23:41 30-Nov-10

edit Fuck Lythria

Yep, let's do it. --MANIAC MCPEE 21:34, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

I stole Chief's stick-thing. Crikey, I forget - what are these things called, again? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:36 (UTC)
With or without? Anyway, this was my fault, see Maniac Mcpee's talk page. I don't really know if it would work well, the page would have to be short or something, or maybe longish and detailed. Do you want to start it on a user page and we'll see what happens? Maybe it can burst forth with creativity at the start, or lanquish for weeks between edits. Ok, saddle-up!?HUH? Aleister 23:53 30 11
Eeek! I just read the start of what you wrote. No, no, no, no, not a hate rant. See L's page about Chief Justice for how to write a good lead, etc. It won't do like that. Anyway, must run. Aleister 23:58 30 11

edit Re: Never on Sunday

While I find it offensive it has some funny parts, would I vote for it? Maybe, depends but certainley not nearly as offensive as Gay Jesus, the picture of Jesus receiving fellatio alone has pretty much for fear of an eternity in Hell will keep me from voting for it, ever. --Dr. Fenwick 08:07, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

I have no problem with religious humor, keeps people honest. And honestly I'm sure God has a sense of humor with all that power lol. But yeah I'd vote for certain religious satire ones, certain ones just felt off putting. Still don't like the Jesus pic even with your explanation but at least you tried to reason it lol. --Dr. Fenwick 17:01, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit The git who Stoned Christians

Glad you liked it so far. Sonje is doing a pic for the introduction. I'm a bit stuck for inspiration for what kinds of images would suit pages 9,10 and 11. Have a look. See if you can think what I should look for - or better yet, add some pic yourself. You know you want to.--Sog1970 23:06, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Naked terror girls! Yes, I will search my files, cross reference "naked" "terror" and "girls" and should have a few for you to choose from. And you have another epic there, epic with a capital bolded E. Aleister 23:56 1 12
Please add "mutant." For me. Spıke ¬ 00:18 2-Dec-10
Well, I found some images. I think they're probably okay. I put it into Main Space and I'd put it on pEE, but odds are no one will look at it for a couple of months and then I'll lose interest. --Sog1970 21:38, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
Good, I was going to put that tumbleweed pic on there, as well as the one of the guy hitting his head against the typewriter. And you can put it on pee and then ask a few people to take a look at it, and give some advice or ill-advise. Then afer seven days you can nom it, easy as pie! And Christian guy below, you're very welcome. I grabbed that pic off your user page so I thought I owed you something, maybe money but at least a little edit. Aleister 1:37 3 12
The first line had moved on page 11, good spot. Sorted that. Not sure about the big E - all Dr seuss books kind of start like that. Nother line may help, i'll try. --Sog1970 10:29, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish

Thank you for helping with Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish --Christianity Is The One True Faith 01:30, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ouch. Too deep, too hard to tell from actual fanaticism--especially given your username. (Islam is a true faith; murderous, but true.) Typo in the title and in the text. Not funny. Spıke ¬ 01:39 3-Dec-10
Correct. It should read "Jesus was Christain, HOT Jewish!" Aleister, minutes later
/ facepalm
Shall we air this out on VFD? Spıke ¬ 01:57 3-Dec-10
Well, he's still working on it. Maybe true comic genius will emerge. And Christian guy or troll guy, it's really nice that so many people are helping you. Christ is apparantly with you, but maybe not your mom! Aleister 2:00 3 12
You're right, it's too new for VFD. But whether discussing religion or politics, if you are going to skewer extremism, you've got to be damned good, in order not to look like the arguments real extremists use in dead seriousness. And this guy is not damned good. I cannot tell he's kidding. Spıke ¬ 02:07 3-Dec-10
such is the curse of comedy, much like democracy it means people can and will create things that are horrendously offensive to most sane people: is it right? probably not.. yet they do so regardless.. am I an extremist? to some I would be.. to others I'd be a poorly disguised borderline racist troll on a humor website who thinks he is being funny but likely fails.. its like going to an arthouse and you see stuff like the Mona Lisa and then you see a mountain of crap - some praise the mountain of crap as the finest art ever made while mocking the Mona Lisa for being mainstream, others look at the mountain of crap and say it has no place in the arthouse.. surprisingly both are right --Christianity Is The One True Faith 02:12, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, sir, tastes differ; but I am not addressing your tastes, but only saying I cannot tell that you are trying to write comedy. Spıke ¬ 02:17 3-Dec-10
perhaps I'm not - perhaps I'm just pissing with your mind for shit and giggles, but that would go against the law of the internet and be a very dickish thing to do now wouldn't it? --Christianity Is The One True Faith 02:21, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
You quit fooling me when I saw the large Jew pic, which MadMax has scaled down and made less funny. But to work this topic well you have to be really good. Lenny Bruce good. Can you do it? Can you reach higher than you've reached before? And I'm done with this discussion until the page improves triplefold or something. Good luck! Aleister 2:31 3 12
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