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edit Violent Rape

You'll feel that all month of August--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:44, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Why do you think I paid you 25% over your regular fee? Aleister 1:42 1 8

edit Replies

I left my reply on my talkpage because your talkpage makes me want to kill small animals -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:09, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

You mean like bacteria, or are we talking chimpunks and stuff? Aleister 14:33 1 8

edit MacMania's many pages

Thanks for the template, but it's sort of large to hang here right at the start of the page and all, and you're going to have a few more soon. Al 14:36 1 8

edit Robot Jesus

This is my creation not yours... (not to sound aggressive or anything)

Newcookie NeuroticNinjaPirate666 has awarded you a cookie!
For the advice.

NeuroticNinjaPirate666 17:49, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

That's what I said on your talk page--make it good and you get to keep the name. And it's looking good too. I can change mine to UnBooks:Robot Jesus or something. And thanks for the cookie!! No one has given me one in my whole time here, I've had to steal cookies from pages and been in wars about that. And good to hear your "voice", aggressive or not. Al few minutes later

Well prove it then. oh and er, I don't "steal other peoples ideas" and have a nice day...

edit Err...

You discoraged me now have I nice day...

edit Hold on, cowboy

Got a bit of a problem with NeuroticNinjaPirate666, I see. Apparently you're upset that he copied this image from your userpage to his, including the caption. There's one problem: On Uncyclopedia, there's nothing whatsoever wrong with doing that. Submissions to the site are meant to be used and edited by others; see the "If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then don't submit it here." bit at the bottom of the editing screen. One common way for people to improve their userpages is off the designs of others; I'll bet that something on your userpage was inspired by, or taken directly from, someone else's userpage. Additionally, the bit he "stole" from you is honestly rather insignificant; I see an image and a caption of five words. I don't even think he tried to attribute the image and caption to himself, either. Furthermore, contributions to Uncyclopedia are released under a Creative Commons Share-alike license, negating any copyright complaints. To sum up, this isn't something you should be getting angry about, and certainly doesn't justify yelling at a new-ish user for doing something common and acceptable. NNP666 has blanked his userpage and talk page, and judging by the note he left on your talk page, I suspect he might be leaving the site, and this is definitely not something we want. As far as the site is concerned, he did not "steal" anything from you. --Andorin Kato 21:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

It was about the use of the caption only, and I totally agree, and take full responsibility for being an asshole and a dick. I wrote NijaPirate on his talk page, and I hope that he takes the time to read the material added to his page by Chief and myself. Aleister 6:38 2 8
Listen up Al' you're a cool guy, but don't ever let me see you threaten another user like that again, not much pisses me off but bullying and attempts at intimidation do. I am blocking you for 6 hours, I would request that you use them to cool off a little and think about things. Seriously man you are far better than this, we agree by submitting to the site that our work can be used by others and you have no right to have a go at another user, especially a newer one like that. If you want to talk to me when your block expires, or via email I'm happy to listen to what you have to say. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:03, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
This was deserved. And no, I really didn't understand the site as regards our user pages, but no excuse for how I went off. I wrote NinjaPirate on his talk page, to add to your note there. Aleister 6:41
Al, I tried looking up "plagerism"! Can't find it! Am not bent out of shape at the possible loss of a 14-year-old who never used his talk page; you could have been gentler but I think silence would still have resulted. I plagiarized (plagerized) Zim's UnNews Audio catch-line for a little while ("Thank you for suffering!") and he was flattered--but then I got my own. File this under, "Be careful what you wish for!"--to-wit, bans.
Anyway, why I wrote...Hope you saw before VFD was concluded that I narrated St. Columbo. I put a wee bit of acting into that one, as you had asked for. Spıke Ѧ 00:53 2-Aug-10
Nice, I'll listen to it when next logged in. This new 24 policy on VFD really opens up a lot more possibilities, and hopefully more pages will be saved. Do you believe I actually found a good and in-context place to put the Elephants template, on Kleptomaniac. Thanks again. Aleister 6:44 2 8

edit Oi, you!

Also, make sure to drop by for the August article, I think it's going to be fun to write...

-- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:05 EST 2 Aug, 2010

edit Battle of the Bans

Ooops! regards the temporary ban regards Neurotic Ninja. He's gone on a self blanker for the moment but may come back. I do hope you don't leave but I see you have eaten your own microwaved humble pie and so guess you'll keep up active involvement with this site. I think I will have to call you the Tigger of Uncyclopedia (but without the golf jokes). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:47, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I can jump further than a kangaroo! I know I can. Just haven't tried it yet. Leave? Oh, yes, huff huff, I'm leaving. Of course not, the ban was justified. And no humble pie, I meant every word. A great experience, actually, a good learning curve about the site. And it gave me an excuse to read and study Sog's Doolittle raid article on VFH. Aside from just a few minor things the entire article is so well put together and interesting, and it showed me we can really let loose and write on the site. Thanks for your note. Aleister 15:10 2 8

edit Hi

Newcookie NeuroticNinjaPirate666 has awarded you a cookie!
No hard feelings...

PS - I used to think my life was book read by a bear and when the bear closed the book my life would end... NeuroticNinjaPirate666 14:34, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, best cookie I've ever had. Are those onions in the middle? Aleister 15:00 2 8

edit cool guy

Im relatively new here. And i noticed that you seem to be one of the nicer and less agressive people here and i read one of your articles and it was hilarious. at least it seems that way. Ive done a few edits...mostly rejected, i discovered the negative potato, made what i thought were nice edits and now its being totally butchered by someone else and am editing (very slowly) the royal bear force and im working on a HUGE rewrite for corporations which ill publish all in one go. Could you do me a favor...could you read my edit on negative potato and tell me what you think and also if the new person is kind of butchering it or not. I just dont understand if its just me and would be nice to have a non aggressive person read it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Ha ha ha. Don't know if this is a joke or you missed the latest non-aggressive stance I took on a noob user. Pulling my leg, hey, that's not my leg. Pull it again. I'll take a look at it, whoever you are, if I can find it. Negative Potato? Ok. And I'll send along an invite too, for a contest Happymonkey called for later today. Thanks for thinking of me, now go grab my non-aggressive genuine '40s cop baton and bounce yourself on the head before you leave. Al some time later


OK NEW RULE OF THE CONTEST, I NEED TO MAKE IT A 1 DAY THING INSTEAD. I just had something pop up....again, im sorry that i have a life :P.

SO if we make the contest a one day thing ill be fine. Now Ill partner with u or somthing so that you can give me the idea when i get back. Ill make sure im on at 10:30, or around that. Im really sorry buddy...and did you make that poster...nice work!

Again i owe

Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For having a life, thus ruining yours
Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For having a life, thus ruining yours
Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For having a life, thus ruining yours
Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For having a life, thus ruining yours
Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
For having a life, thus ruining yours

--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:21, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Are you having sex? If so, you should be done in a minute. Anyway, the forum and your talk page is organizing at a frenzied pace. And you eat those cookies! Thanks for them. Al 1:36 3 8

edit Wouldn't it make sense

To organize the "start" of this on IRC? You know, a ready set go kinda thing? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:46, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

It's going to be 24 hours now anyway, so the time isn't as important as it was. The forum is where things seem to be organized. I'll go divide up the names right now. Al

edit title

Tombstone Lordarcadian 01:55, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sir, I would like to file a formal complaint

Over my removal from the 10 most wanted. Have I not proven evil and damaging enough to earn a sit on the list? For shame. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:21, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, and good to meet a new user. I always treat them kindly and gently. Well, when something is removed from a page, you can always revert it yourself (if someone huffs one of your entire pages, for example, just bring it right back, they won't mind). One way is by looking up its "history" (see the button placed on the window of your electonic box, next to the "edit" button above) and then revert the last edit. This may be a little too complicated for a noob, but you'll get the hang of it as you use the site more. Another way to return yourself to that page is to ask an admin if they can return the deleted section to the article. 9 out of 10 of them will help you with this. The other will ban you for looking at him sideways or for using an asterik, whichever comes first. It's like roulette. Well, good luck, and enjoy your stay at Uncy, the grossly misnamed "content free" (?) encyclopedia, and I hope that you find your way back to the most wanted list, a nobel goal. And have a cookie. Aleister 10:23 3 8
I have to sign this then with my oldest noobish sig Mordillo IsraeliconHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown

edit Hi

Is it possible to change my username? I would prefer OrgasmicBanana or DeadKittenz or Phatman NeuroticNinjaPirate666 17:05, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

I think it is, but just once probably. I'm not an admin here, so best to ask Mordillo, who could do that for you. A clean slate is good sometimes. But think about one you want to stick with. I picked mine because of a mix of Crowley and "Alice in Chains", thought it was a clever name (heh heh), but I just use Aleister now. Go for it! Al few minutes later
Al, only Sannse can change usernames.--HM (T) 18:13, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
You can just create a new account under a different username if you want. Myocardialinfarction 15:45, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re: Puddle of shit

Okay, let's have a go. I think it's worth it. BUT: should I be editing the main thing (which is likely to be deleted) or do you have a copy in your user space? (Oh, and I think I saw it after your edits. To be honest, if you hadn't gotten involved I don't think I'd have bothered to read the thing [especially past that unfunny quote, which to me is a real bad sign.]) Nicely done so far. I'll try to crank up my sense of humour to convince all the bastards. Myocardialinfarction 18:58, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your user page may look a bit awry

DON'T PANIC. Trying to make it right again. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:14 4 Aug 2010]

edit Tombstone looks nice

Since the contest is nearly done and HELPME will have alot of reviewing to do, I just wanted to say that you're page on Tombstone is nice.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 02:46, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! I don't even know if there are spelling errors and grammar stuff wrong on it (HELPME will find them in a second, he's got a nose like a bloodhound for errors). I looked at your page quickly and it's very good, will read all of them soon but not now, logging off soon. Lythrya has only worked on her page for a couple of hours at most, she came in late, and it is amazing. Happymonkey should be proud of the quality of the articles his contest brought forward, this was a fun one to participate in. Aleister few minutes later
*charges in and beats random stuff and people with a fluffy rod* Begone, begone, foul deamons of bad grammar! AAAAGH!
I feel better now. You know, you're right. Some of these articles really are quite good. Like both of yours. And Lordarcadian's if it wasn't all images. And probably the others, too, but I haven't looked yet. Anyhow, it's kind of scary. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 04:19 (UTC)
Trust me, there is not a single grammar or spelling error on these pages that escapes me. I was just asked to not be in-depth, so I'm not going to list them.--HM (T) 04:24, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Joke

If you want to get a school-teacher fired or damage thier career; claim that they touched you. NeuroticNinjaPirate666 12:56, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ha ha heh? Best joke I've heard in, seconds? You ever hear of this chick Karma? She's a mean motherfucker. Al 19:21 4 8

edit New name

I was NeuroticNinjaPirate666! But now I'm Gomphog Gomphog 09:37, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Not a Neurotic one then. BTW - a link for your Aleister if you are looking for a new home: --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:01, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you. If I swing the deal I'll make sure they pay you a finders fee. I'm actually surprised that one of Crowley's followers doesn't pick this up, it's one of his few "important" residences (the one on Loch Ness, Bolskine, also floats into new ownership from time to time). And yes, Gomphog is no longer Neurrotic (those few hours of Scientology auditing did wonders). Or a Ninja or Pirate by the looks of it. Aleister 17:04 6 8
There are enough neurotics in here already without adding it as a handle as well! Though what the hell is a Gomphog or have I missed out on my education at St.Torquemada's again? If you buy the cottage, invite Funnybony to play a reunion gig with The Misunderstood! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:11, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Gomphog. No idea. Maybe he'll tell us sometime, or I'll goggle it later just for interest. If my memories are working I believe that cottage is where lots of trouble went down, someone died after a round of drugs or something, and Crowley scrammed out of there in a hurry. It's the Loch Ness one that something or other has to be aligned with at Thelema's masses, like the Muslims have to bow down to Mecca five times a day (which is one of the best things they do for their puppets, ah, followers--it keeps the spine limber!). Jeez, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or a promoter or someone should try to set up a reunion of TM and several other psychedelic bands, a decades-late psychedelic Woodstock. The mushrooms would flow like wine! Aye! Do you whore (I've go 20 bucks sitting here just burning a hole in the dresser. . .) You and Funnybony should try to round up the few votes needed for Keith to get it featured by asking people to read it. I'm surprised at how many users who vote don't read all the pages on the nom que. The page is well worth it, and I'll ask around too. I forgot what we were talking about, man minutes later
p.s. Gomphog is actually unique. Googled it and his user and talk page are the main hits on the name. It seems like a real name, shows good creativity there. He actually is very smart, and needs to back off a few notions and he'll do very well.
OK thanks for that background info on Gomphog. I am glad he's talking a lot more. Regards the Keith business, does seem to be stuck on nine votes. Oh well, I was hoping it would be get featured as Funnybony had added so much. Let's see what happens. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Tony Jaa and Padmé

Bro! Here are 2 articles I'm trying to save. Can you take a look. The Tony Jaa article, by some other writer, was huffed so I started from scratch. The Padmé article I stumbled on was only a single paragraph with no categories, pictures, or anything..zilch. So I expanded it a lot. But the powers that be think I'm a new guy, so they tagged them both. Little do they know that I'm an officer with the Rank of Huffer First class or Lieutenant, which is almost equal to what ever comes next. Hehe. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:39, Aug 7

You did enough to save them long ago. Nice work. Either my computer or the site computer is running slow, as many of the pics aren't coming up. I'll read the Padme for sure, nothing like a good Star Wars article, esp. when it has to do with Nathalie Portman. I don't know why Keith isn't featured yet, you guys did a great job there. Just looking around the site for a few minutes, and then out. Soon. Al 1:25 8 8

edit Joke spam

You know, It's sometimes funny to insult people in a polite way; "Sir, would you kindly fuck off!" or "How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up!". Hah, It's goes like chocolate and peanut butter. P.S - Gomphog is Jabberwocky for Kabbalah! Gomphog 19:24, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

I like Jabberwocky and Kabbalah. A good name for sure. Al 1:27 8 8

edit An image for you

Someone listed this on QVFD and I thought you might care. --Andorin Kato 19:37, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Tag!

You're it, no tag backs. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:21 EST 8 Aug, 2010

PS, please have a look here! -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 12:36 EST 9 Aug, 2010

edit Hi

Thanks for signing away your freedom to me! :) —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:49 8 August 2010]

Nothing left to lose. Aleister 12:51 8 8
I suppose those there chains you're restrict your freedom a little, anyway... —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:54 8 August 2010]
Not at all, just the opposite. Chains only bind the chained, but being "in" chains my spirit can inhabit any and all chains and thus fade them out at will. Aleister 12:57 8 8
Oh, that could be pretty useful. Next time I see a chain I'll wonder if's signed my sig book... —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:06 8 August 2010]
And chains could be any limitation, all mental limitations actually. Lots of good techniques to asplode them, or ease them aside, or duplicate them away. Rabbithole stuff. Talking of rabbits, have you read Fluffy Bunny World, one of the best things on the site imnho. I saw you tagged Romartus. Skinfan tagged me, above. Aleister 13:09 8 8
Ah and who tagged him? And I have not read Fluffy Bunny World but I guess I will do soon. Who wrote it? —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:12 8 August 2010]
Ape wrotec it, and it tis a masterpiece, at least in my universe. I don't know who tagged him, but it's been going on for awhile. Maybe we can play hide and seek too. Oh, and I found a backwards page, it's one of Puppy's user pages and very well done. I've asked him to mainpage it. Aleister 13:15 8 8
Ah backwards page! And yeh I just read the first third or so, it is pretty good. Why don't you nom it for VFH? And while we're about it, you don't happen to have any free ideas for articles that will be hilarious no matter how they're written that you're willing to lend me, do you? —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:18 8 August 2010]
Can't nom it, it's on a user page. Jeez, ideas, any and all. You can take anything and funny it up. And you can go on VFD and pick an article that's going to be huffed and save it. Ok, I'll try to think of one that will be a non-fail whatever anyone does to it, but am signing off now for things to do and people to see. Nice talking wit ya. Al few minutes later
I meant why don't you nom the rabbits one. —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:49 8 August 2010]
Ah, you are psychic and a genius. As you wrote that I was nominating it. Hey Kreskin, good idea and thanks, and although I thought you meant Puppy's I'll give you the credit for the subconscious nom. Thanks. Al few minutes later
Indeed, I am the business of psychicing and geniusing. It hasn't been going so well that business, but that's another story..... I voted. —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:00 8 August 2010]

edit Can I ask you a favour?

Which could I suppose be considered whoring. So I'm asking. :) —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:41 8 August 2010]

What? Whore me all you want, I'll take you to my bedroom, do you good, and pay you well. No freaks. Signing off now though, food beckons me to its fair side. Aleister 21:48 8 8
Oh I was just going to ask you to have a look at this? And give some thoughts. I wrote it about two years ago, I believe. And I was just looking over some old articles I did and noticed that this (which I didn't think I'd ever finished, but apparently I have) had been mainspaced in my absence and featured on the Why? page. I'm quite bad at judging what I write has any comedic value. Do you think this is any good? Anywhere near VFH standard (I doubt it, but might as well ask)? Thanks! Enjoy the food. —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:52 8 August 2010]
On inspecting the history it appears that I mainspaced it. Well I forgot about that...and I think I can remember the Why? feature now...I don't know. My memory is hazy, at the best... —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:54 8 August 2010]
Just never whore to me. I don't think anyone else you don't already know cares.--HM (T) 00:26, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
I've never understood the objection to whoring? Not being rude, but just wondering why you dislike it? —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:57 9 August 2010]
Well, I hate it for a couple of reasons. For one, I've seen it sway votes here, which irritates me. A lot. Also, the person whoring assumes I've never seen said thing they're whoring before- I sometimes avoid things for a reason. It's a waste of space and innocent bytes.--HM (T) 02:01, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
I can feel the simmering love. Can I join this big group hug???? Shabidoo 02:38, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Asking someone to look at their article is not whoring. Damnit, I was expecting a good proposition, whips and stuff, and all I get is a lousy "look at my page" request. Yes, I will look at your page, can't give a promise of when though. And HELPME is so afraid of whores that he should go down to the bars or the docks or somewhere, flash a roll of bills, and see who bites. Once he gets used to a whore then he'll be open to people asking him if he read their page yet. To me real whoring of the bad variety is "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" which I have seen here and am again'em. Or an off-site arranging of votes for a page or for an award which then emerges and bypasses other pages and other users nommed for an award. That is, to me, against the spirit of Uncy, Sophia herself, who would never do such a thing. (All bow down and kiss the hem of Sophia's garment). But a "YAY, I think I have a good page and I'm wondering if you've read it yet? Some comments? Or a vote if you really like it?" is not whoring, it's a conversation between friendly users. That's my say, ya. Al later that same week.
I agree with you al. This is more like just asking for advice. Organising votes and things like that outside of Uncyc is wrong. Equally asking people to vote for you is wrong. However, there is a difference between saying, hey I've been nommed for something/my article is up for VFH/my picture is up for VFP, could you have a look? Not forcing them to vote for your but just asking them to vote ON it. As mature users you don't mind if your friend votes against you. I wouldn't mind if al came back to me now and told me he hated my article and was putting up for VFD I wouldn't mind...well not too much.... I'm not asking for him to vote for or nom anything. Just asking if he has a moment to look at an article. There is no vote swaying... —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:18 9 August 2010]

edit Whoring myself out to you

Hey duder, could I whore myself out to you and ask you to contribute your criticism and ideas and editing to this, as I like the way you write and you are so awsome and I can't resist whoring myself out to you?

Thanks duder Shabidoo 11:43, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliments. I'll look at the page, but not for awhile. Busy now and later. And that was an interesting conversation above. More later. Al 15:41 9 8

edit Thanks!

Thanks for helping me get my first featured article, Aleister! I am eternally grateful! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:25, 10 August 2010

What? A sockpuppet of some sort? You wrote and designed this? Have we met? I did it solely for Bettie! Ah, sweet Bettie. Aleister 11:30 10 8
p.s. Nice thanks template.

edit Wombstone

Yeah, I like the changes (although the Diana line is still really long and confusing). Anything else? --Black Flamingo 16:38, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit I read that thing

I read that thing you said about me, and I don't know what all the words meant, so I'll have to look them up in the dictionary. So you had better hope that they were nice words.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 14:54, Aug 11 2010 UTC

I scratch my head, and my face, and make little cuts on my arms thinking I'm "rad" by doing so but really issuing a cry for help, and I still can't remember what you may be talking about. Where did I put these two-dollar words? Are you mixing me up with someone else, or did I space out and forget something. Please tell me before I cut again. Aleister 21:18 11 8

edit Here's another survivor

Thanks for voting for Dalek! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:10 11 Aug 2010]

edit Can you read minds?

That guy over there is thinking of a number. What is it? ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 00:56 (UTC)

Silly one, 25 of course. Al moments away
No, silly, the answer is always 42. That or B. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:00 12 Aug 2010]
You are psychic! I was just thinking of B. Al seconds after
B?! Oh gods, no, no! Not now! This is too soon, too soon! ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 05:12 (UTC)

edit Speaking of tombstones

this article has a couple of digital examples, if you want them. And I totally didn't write it. Honest. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:54 12 Aug 2010]

Thanks. Naw. And mucho thanks for your vote on Tombstone. I like the Winkler pic and caption too, it seems to fit well and would stand-alone fine for ooutside-the-site readers ("ooutside" is Canadian for "outside") Al, minutes later

edit Well

I had to fix the heading so it's neat.--Slicky 03:12, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit MC Shakespeare in teh house!

Can you help me with MC Shakespeare? Gomphog 11:44, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to cry in my beer, or my bong, or in my beer bong, first from sadness and then from laughter. What. In. The. Fuck. Are. You. Still. Doing. ? . After all that has gone down on your talk page, all the chances you got, you ask me to help with a swiped rap song? All you have to do is google "The master plan of Sir Francis Bacon" and the lyrics that you copied are there. I'm this close to giving up on you. Maybe closer. Back to my beer bong (not really, I don't mix and much prefer the latter). Jeez. Aleister 15:59 12 8
Ah he asked you too! Hmmm. I have posted a comment on Gomphog's page. I don't think he quite understands how it all works on this site. Perhaps you can explain better than me. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:55, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Oh...I think you did! Duh!! Damn!!! I think Gomphog is actually only 14. Might explain a lot. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:58, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, this is the only time I've ever seen Aleister as anything other than "overly-enthusiastic". --Black Flamingo 20:12, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Ya, grrrrrrr. Read his talk page, the last few sections or more, for background. UU and I have been trying to talk him out of this stuff and to be honest about it. He copied every one of his main articles from other sources, outright with no changes (except for the one he nommed for feature, which he took from the German site and ran through a translator). I had hoped he was done with this, we had reached a new level, and then he comes in with this Shakepeare page that is a word-for-word copy of a 1992 rap song. Three times (at least) he tried to lift articles from semi-obscure sources elsewhere, probably expecting nobody would check up on it. Caught each time, he does it again, and then again. So my enthusaism is in trying to teach a 14-year old who wants to be a writer that he should write his own stuff, not lift something verbatim without even an attempt to change it. How many times should we give someone a pass on this after he is caught and warned each time? If he wants to write his own stuff, I offered to help him and collab. What's going to happen when he does school papers like this, work projects, tries to put his name on someone else's news article? Better to learn now that writers don't do this stuff and get away with it. Or am I totally wrong and this is allowed here? Ok, enough serious. Clown hats and moose running naked. Al 19:55 12 8

What he did was remove the Rap song (you can find it at 13:51 today and before on the MC Shakespeare page) that he had up this whole time, and substituted other stuff from other sources, which tucks the song I spoke of here within the history of the page, which makes me look like a whinerhouser. Which I am. Puts me off from talking to noobs for, ah, 20 minutes or so. I wish someone had adopted him to show him some ropes. Al 22:03 12 8

Err, I did not steal this, just ask my mom I just borrowed it because it suits the ariticle and it's funny. P.S - not to be rude but the new image you put on your talk page is blocking the edit and + thing; I had to go on the history to write this down. Gomphog 15:45, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
No, don't accuse my boy of bad. He didn't steal it, he just copied it word for word and made it his entire article. That's not stealing, that's "borrowing with creative license". Do you want some homemade cookies? Gomphog's Mum 20:55 13 8

edit A favor, mayhaps Good Sir

Hey Al, if you have a few minutes, could you parouse this article and let me know what you think? I'm not looking for a review or anything, I just want to know if I'm headed in the right direction so far. I've never written a review before and I want to put out something spectacular to help get UnReviews off the ground. --John Lydon 15:51, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Of course it's good. I'll read it closer later, but on first read and first look at the concept and graphics it's extremely well done. Nice work! Have you read Maniac1075's page of the movie itself? He's a maniac (says Captain Obvious). Maniac. A maniac on the floor. And he's dancing like he's never danced before. Will read it closer soon. Al 16:04 12 8

Thanks for looking it over Al. I was worried that I had too much Filler and not enough Killer if you know what I mean. I guess now I owe you one. Damnit. The one rule of dealing with the mafia is to never be in their debt. Oh well, too late now. Who do i have to kill? --John Lydon 16:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Kill Bill Al moments later
I hoped you haven't Kill(ed) Bill yet. Let's reprieve him and give him money. Then he'll crinkle the newly minted bills and rejoice in life anew. Al 14:10 13 8

edit Spam

I just found a Jesus Christ Talking Action Figure on amazon! Gomphog 12:56, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

You, Sir, are a lucky man. If Jesus Christ could talk and act, as you imply, he would surely bless you with many women and children for all the days of your life. Amen. Did you order it? Tiger Woods, the old Tiger Woods, not this new imitation gilded Bull Tiger Woods 14:07 13 8
Yes along with a Oscar Wilde action figure and a Obsessive Compulsive action figure! Gomphog 17:56, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Halloo and thanks!

As of recently, I have adopted the policy of "just-in-case/making-it-easier-for-me" when it comes to thanking people for voting. So I don't have the pain of dispatching a million (or 4) templates if it wins and you don't get just-another-generic template. Instead you get an (almost) completely personal message! Yay. Anywho, if my article goes on to be featured: Thanks for helping feature Why?:I'm In court, Mum. If the before mentioned article is not featured then please consider the following: Sod you! That is all. Thanks. :) —SHITFACE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:44 14 August 2010]

edit asigfawrg the stuff? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:24, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Only the Afghan black, not the Indian. Al later
got any preferabley. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:33, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
Your mom gave me some but I flushed it. Al now, but logging out too, things to do. . .
Ah so you must have eaten the rabbit then. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:36, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
..well did you? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 00:52, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what that means. What kind of druggie talk is that? Dude, speak drug, man. And why haven't you voted for Tombstone yet? *or have you???* Gotta run off again Aleister 00:56 16 8

But the Rabbit said that you eated itz? What have gottin out of you man! Oh, tombsotne...did he died? WHEN DID U EATS TEH RABBITS! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:03, August 16, 2010 (UTC)--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:03, August 16, 2010 (UTC)--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:03, August 16, 2010 (UTC) heheh dats funneh! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:03, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

This man has obviously eaten the rabbit. Red Al 3:17 16 8

I SAID IT WHAS A BUNNEH! GOSH! --03:20, August 16, 2010 (UTC)03:20, August 16, 2010 (UTC)Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
I thought you were off somewhere listening to war stories? Al sometime later
WAR! HIT DDAH DEECK!...MISLE FAILURE....MAYDAY MAYDAY WERE SEIING GREEN BUT THERE IS NO GREEM!@ THE CAKE CAN"T BE A LIE IT TOLD MWEH SO!.......Im any cookehs? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:48, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bring me Chekhov's gun! No, not Pavel Chekov's phaser, you imbecile!

Thanks for voting for Chekhov's gun! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[17:10 16 Aug 2010]

edit Mortal sin

Hi, i saw that "mortal sin" could be translate in italian as "Peccato mortale", but on Nonciclopedia there is not this page. However, you can find the corresponding translation in the other languages seeing Wikipedia (Languages section):

Bye.--Cugino di mio cugino 11:17, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re: Neoteny

Specifically concerning this diff:

Sorry, it was I who removed that section heading originally (diff). My rationale was that the term "popular culture" was not sufficiently relevant to that section's style. Can you think of a better title for the section? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 18:25, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hi! No, the entire section is a waste actually and could be dumped without hurting the page a bit. This was a VFD save page, so I'm not personally emotionally attached to it, so do what you will! I don't know if I've met you before, and if not, good to meets ya. Thanks for asking about it too, a rare thing here. Alesiter few minues later

edit Re: Tombstone

Hey dude, sorry to be the dude who tombstoned your article, hope you dont take it personally. I feel the article is feature worthy but I just feel a few changes could be made here and there to make it better. I didn't mean to kill your chances but felt it could be a featured article with a few more tweaks. Favorite articles (besides the ones I wrote) its hard to say. I remember the 2001: A Space Odyssey being one I really enjoyed and recently I read a very clever article on Nancy Drew. Water Polo... With Sharks! is really up there for me I havent read it in years but I still remember laughing hysterically when I read it. How about yourself? --Dr. Fenwick 18:32, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Please, if you can give me a tip on Tombstone, all advice welcome. I see VFH as almost another pee review process, only many people get to look at the page and offer advice rather than just one. I've changed many of my pages during that process. Nice, I like to check out other people's favorites, and will do so--only one I've read in 2001 which is one of our greats. Some I really enjoy are the user page of Unregistered user which tells the story in the pics and the captions, [[The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) which a one-time user put up and I tried to get featured a few months ago, Fluffy Bunny World by Ape which is on VFH now. I'm going to have to make a list of 10 or so one of these days. The most interesting recent page to me is Rabbi's BIBLE!. Must sign off soon, and I'll check out those pages next time. Al few minutes later

I'd suggest either seriously re-working "Tombstone cutters working class heroes" or just getting rid of it entirely. Also you can add more to the Famous Tombstones bit, its such a great concept but I feel you don't capitalize on all of it. I think you make a few changes here and there and I'd be more than willing to vote it featured. --Dr. Fenwick 19:48, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit We're back! this time, with an ありがとうございます

Thanks again for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:57 17 Aug 2010]

edit Crowley Quote


I'm the LAW! Just ask my mom.

Hello, this is quite random and had a random inpluse to this, CHEERS! - Gomphog 10:16, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Random? So you ate the hare? God dammit. Why is me left foot sock on my right foot... and an pinapple on my other. SPINGBOOBSQUIRPINTS! Who lives liveasd nka sdafiee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fjeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff,., wha?... lozl i just gweend out ther 4 4 secondsa HAHAH DATS FUNNEH! --~~~ .... HEHEH i only put three. Because three is the LOINLEST number other than 4, becaused 7,8,9 HAHAHJ U GET IT! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 13:28, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Russo-Japanese Thanks

edit You need to make that image at the top smaller

I can't bloody make a new section properly. Dunno if that holds true for others, but it might.

Also, I need to pick your brains for research purposes. What do you consider as chores? ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 16:18 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For voting on my Propaganda article:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:54, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hi Al - how about this?

Bro, this is kind of short and off the wall, but it's also self contained. If you think THIS has a chance on VFH then maybe you might whack it up there for a laugh. Can't beat the price of admission. Apart from this new deal, I have over 20 serious articles only inches away from being FA quality. Could you take a look. Like, Roberto Duran for example. Lots of really close ones. Hows it, bro?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:33, Aug 21 20:33, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

How about this in 4 parts? Or this? Whassup?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:22, Aug 25

edit Hey

You talked to me about User:Maniac1075 before, I Proofread like 3-6 of his articles so I nominated him for Useless Gobshite of the Month, Vote HERE! Anyway bye. Fudgemobile 04:48, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Gomphog

I see our friend (!!?) has got banned again for writing crap all over another user's page. Perhaps he really is 14 or 24 or...well, whatever. Just a bit tiresome isn't it?. To waste time talking to someone who won't (can't?) listen. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:59, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

He had time to go back and delete it himself, which would have been using his head, but he didn't. Hopefully each time he fucks up he learns a bit more and comes back. He has talent for several things, and writing may be one of them, and just has to reign in his other tendencies. Gomphog, if you're reading this, realize that you are one in ten thousand or more who've come to a well-respected site and are more or less accepted. Ride the learning curve like you'd ride a bucking horse, with your spurs in its side and a stranglehold with one hand around its neck while you poke its eye with the other. Al later that same month

edit You get a cookie for your troubles!

Newcookie Thatdamnedfollowspot has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Because I'm feeling too lazy to make a template showing you my thanks, here's a cookie that's left over from the batch that took me 16 days to make. With my bare hands. Thanks for voting for me for Noob of the Month! Enjoy your baked goods! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 15:57 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

edit Evil Jesus review

So... I finally read what I wrote, and... man, I am so sorry. O_o I had no idea I get so meandering and useless... um... yeah. I'll try to be, if not not necessarily less crazy and out of it, at least more helpful in the future. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 02:45 (UTC)

What? No, you did very good. I took lots of your suggestions and expanded and/or cut things from the page. It turned into a very good page, and that it failed on VFH has no reflection on the multi-layered text of the article. To spoof Christianity and Christ does things to people's inner-being, especially those who live in the U.S., and the reaction to reject comes quickly to them. It's a good page made better by your review, so you can put your promises between bread and mustardize them. Thanksya, Aleister 18:03 26 8
....are you sure? I mean... well, okay, you would be the one to know. It was just so... so... eeeh. The poor Jesii, though. Not all of them are so terrible, and yet they must all suffer for it? For shame. Although you might be able to address what they said to it and try again. Who knows... and maybe next time I might not be too lazy to vote. (But probably not. Not not too lazy, I mean. And who knows which way my mood would take it, anyhow... it is a rather strange article.)
Oh well. Maybe getting everyone drunk first would result in more favour. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 23:56 (UTC)

edit The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:50 26 Aug 2010]

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Padmé

Hey Al, would you like to partner on this? I took it half way. Please do. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:36, Aug 27

I don't know enough about her, just that she's cute and queened and hid for awhile while a handmaiden pretended she was her. Then she pedoed. So yeah, I'll do some stuff on it, and have edited a little. Time constraints though. Padme. Maybe if we take turns on her (like we did with Natalie Portman in real life) something will evolve. Padme. Aleister later that some month

edit Thanks you for your vote on beige

Ben stein appreciates you too. But don't take my word for it! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:28, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pick your brains...

Two things, really. Two articles.

So I was going... to ask you... about chores.

What do you consider chores? Which do you try to get out of/not do altogether? How do you go about it?

And now to ask... you about... disguises.

Namely, what should actually go behind the disguise? The article there is mildly atrocious, to say the least. I don't suppose I could get you to write a new one? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 14:31 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:50, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Shoop-da-Whoop

Hello, I'm back from my one fucking week long ban. Anyways, As a joke I typed "elf porn" on google and it did come up, really! It's quite good actually.

P.S - Have you watched "Whitnall and I"? Classic british comedy. err, I'm able to recite cultural refences that have been around long before I was born, should I see this as a advantage or a shortcomming? Gomphog 11:55, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back! Must log off though, so a quick answer. Yes, I've seen the film, a few years ago, and found it very funny. Cultural references throughout the ages are a very good knowledge base. Whoops, must go, enjoy your triumpant return! Al moments in the future

YOU! I Know YOU! oh.. one of these days buddy.. just so wait.. BAM! I'll take that sandwich right out of your ass and you'll be all "dude, give me back my sandwich!" and I'll just laugh - oh yeah, you'll see.. you'll seee.

edit About The Sandwich

Peanut butter? dude.. what were you thinking? it's cool you try a peace offering but me and my sandwich were real close so I can't accept no substitute - it'd be like eating a hooker - can't a man eat his sandwich without getting it stolen these days? --Aleister Stole My Sandwich 14:58, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

You've never eaten a hooker? Your learning curve must grow with the times. Aleister minutes ago

edit Thanks!


Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:18, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit Hey

Thanks for info ;).

Now I'm busy with Japanese language exam and driver's training, hence I have nearly no time for editing and writing. I think I will be back at the end of this month. Cheers. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:34, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Sayonara. Al moments later, in speed-of-light mode.

edit Thanks For Subscribing!

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edit Hi

Hello, It's my birthday today; I'm just thinking about the past 15 years... remember "tracy beaker"? I liked that, but I hate new series. She no longer cute, now she just looks like a whore and even whorse she now a fucking pop singer. Anyways, have ever gon on Ebay and try to find the weirdest thing you can find. I once found toenail clippings... no really. Gomphog 10:27, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

They were my toenail clippings. And I hope you bought them, or your mom did, for your birthday. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY by the way!!!! Cake for you! Aleister 12:10 5 9
I remember someone tried to sell The Offspring once, as in; the actual band. They got banned from eBay, if memory serves me correctly. --Black Flamingo 19:11, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit We Appreciate Your Efforts!

Faithfullservant2 CONGRATULATIONS!


Your vote of confidence is crucial for our continued efforts to realize the galactic potential of Judgment Inc. Teamwork will be essential in the pursuit of our goals and we appreciate your patience during this transitional phase of our growing company and it's subsidiaries.

I can assure you that your sacrifices are being noted and the management team suggests that you to read the book of Job as many times as possible in order to make your life seem more like paradise by comparison. Don't forget that first born males are due by the end of the fiscal year so don't delay submitting your offering.


--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:01, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Communion

KingDDD NotThere Animated

more akin to the Black Mass but I see where you're going - all that's missing is Baphomet sexually abusing some young virgin while wearing a santa hat --Apostle Of Christ 14:46, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Do you have a picture of that? Please upload it. Thanks. Aleister 14:48 7 9

You know I met my my girlfriend on the astral plains, funny... the astral plains are a kind of spiritual facebook. You might not understand this joke, it's a new age joke I made. Anyways, can you help arrange my userboxes? Maybe, you could give me some userboxes that suit me from your experiance.

edit So

Got the stuff yet? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:12, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit WANGO!!!

You know I met my my girlfriend on the astral plains, funny... the astral plains are a kind of spiritual facebook. You might not understand this joke, it's a new age joke I made. Anyways, can you help arrange my userboxes? Maybe, you could give me some userboxes that suit me from your experiance. P.S - I found a Obsessive Complusive Action Figure. Oh and could you help arrange my userboxes? Sorry if it's anoyying that I keep on talking to you, BTW. Gomphog 22:43, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

WHY DON'T YOU CALL ANYMORE?! YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL! DON'T MAKE ME GET BILLY - YOU KNOW I WILL --Aleister Stole My Virginity 18:15, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Have This

MonsterParty3 He may be dead but
Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote.

Hooray for crappy video games!

--John Lydon 12:44, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Who's trolling you?

Hi Aleister. I wonder who it is who keeps creating versions of your name and then gets these new users promptly banned? Infamy, infamy..they've all got it in for me! (Carry on Cleo). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:46, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

No idea. But they seem to pop up at the same time one of those roving IP's that start with 92 show up. A nice diversion though. I get to give them cake and sex gifs, so it's all in a days work. Aleister 21:13 10 9

edit If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:50, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit To spork or not to spork

Just finished Prince Madog which is heavily based on the wikipedia pages about Welsh indians, if that's of any use. What kind of images are you after? Anything to do with warfare or something more specific? --Sog1970 14:38, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit My lucky day

Bro! I got a HowTo and front page feature both on the same day. Now, if Zim features my Unnews today that'll make three features in one day. Neat! I started writing THIS and then found there is already another article. But I don't know whose article as many have worked on it. It would be good, perhaps, to combine the two into one article. Wanna do it? Do you have anything to Nom? Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:15, Sep 12

edit Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws


Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:23, Sep 13

edit Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 13 September 2010


Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:56, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Remember dis cat?

Hi Al, just did a bunch of work on THIS after a long time. Remember this guy? Is there any interest in cleaning this up? Or is the subject just too heavy? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Sep 15


ANGER! RAGE! HATE! You know, I was out today and some chav on his fucking sport bike took a photo of me! THE BASTARD! I could not chase because he was his stupid bike. If I could I would jumped out pushed of his fucking bike and saw his head of, like on russian neo-nazi vid. I HATE CHAVS SO MUCH!

I HATE their shaved heads. I HATE their ugly plastic tracksuits. I HATE their weak-minded comformity. I HATE their abuse of drugs. I HATE their abuse of alcohol. I HATE their attitude. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!

To get ALL MY RAGE out, I will watch the gory bits from "clockwork orange" and the brain eating bit from "hannibal" 1000 times and lisen to death bands like "cannibal corpse", songs like "Shredded Humans" and "I Cum Blood" to express how I feel.

Thank for reading this, I feel better sharing this with you. Gompho... Err, I meen Wogham 16:54, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

That was me, taking your picture. I'm a Chav, my brothers are Chavs, and my daddy was the first Chav back in the day. Even my granddaddy, Old Whiskers we call him, Chav. And now they all have copies of the picture I took of you. We are making them into Christmas cards even as I type this. Chavcards. Aleister months later

edit Let's Make Love

You free tonight?

I didn't forget about it. I've been trying to though, that film is really bad. --Black Flamingo 18:50, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, same place and time as last week. Did you put my roses in water? I thought it was a pretty good movie in parts, Monroe sure looked good. And she was nearing the end of her run then, 1960 I think. Maybe I'll add a few words, mention Tony Randall. See you in a few hours. A 22:07 18 9

edit Westmoreland renom

Thanks Al. BTW: I removed the VFH template cos it was leading voters to the old 2008 failed nom. I don't know how to fix that. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:14, Sep 19

You're welcome. It's a great article. The template, I dunno either. I just wish Westmoreland could be raised from the dead for 10 minutes so he can both read your article and be bitch slapped. Al moments away in time

edit Categories!

I noticed you were categorizing images (thank you thank you thank you), and you ran into some image categories that weren't subcategories of the main image one. If you see them, would you mind adding Subcat to them? It makes it easier to find image categories if they're all subcats of Category:Images, because then we can just head over there and there's a nice list of them. Also, we have separate categories for files and articles, so please don't use regular categories on the files! For example, we have Category:Automobiles and Category:Automobile Images, so a file would only be in the latter category. All the file categories say stuff 'images' in the category name, so they aren't super difficult to find. Thank you so much for your help!!! Love, Ethine sig 

Gulp. I was just over at your digs writing you about subcats. When I signed off, I found this! Thanks and you're welcome for all the above. I added subcat Images to some of the mixed article/pic categories because that's where the photos live, say in cat. Soldiers. Or Hipppies. Since there will only be a limited number of Hippie pics, wouldn't it make sense to subcat Images to that page and just pile all Hippie links in the same place? I'm new to subcats, so that was what made the most sense to my noobness. Thanks again. Al minutes later
That's a good point, but we have about five zillion uncategorized images I just started sifting through the other day. If you find a few hippie pictures (more than like, one) and you know there's already some under Category:Hippies, you can - ohmygosh, this is the fun part - make an image category! Then you can add all of the hippie images you found so far, to that category, and then feed it more images when people upload them! 'course, after you add them to the image category, remove the article one. If you're not cool with makin' a new image category, you can always use Category:Images of people, until we have enough to really justify makin' an image category.
If there's a few images, there's probably a mountain of the same thing hiding elsewhere on the site, so settin' up categories for them usually works best. When makin' a new category, make it a subcat of Category:Images, so we can check the list for it later! Thanks! Love, Ethine sig 
Ahhhhhhh! Runs screaming. Why not just leave the images on the category, I've seen that many many times in my journeys to categories all over the spectrum. Like Surfing, a category I created a week or so ago, and Jewelry, I just loaded both articles and pics to them. If we make an Image category for each minor category, then it would be a double-tap to the seeker, no? They might not even bother to look further if they're not totally savvy of how categories work. All in one place seems reasonable for most, and since I started with, for example, Soldiers, and am going to go through the rest of the war stuff shouldn't I continue that way, but wait. . . Runs screaming again. Aleister 00:17 20 9
Um, but Aleister. There's already a way it's done. You can't just say "nope, I'm gonna do it this way because I already have been." There's a way it's done. And you should do it that way. Or there will be a massive inconsistency in the categories which you just mentioned. -RAHB 00:36, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
I asked, shouldn't I continue doing that. I haven't added one pic to a category since this discussion started. Should I create a Surfing Images category as well as a Surfing category?? Please go through about 20 categories at random and see if there aren't pics and articles within the same page. What if there are only 10 articles and 10 relevant pics, should two categories be created each time? Al minutes later
Yes. -RAHB 00:46, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

I think that must have been addressed at the creation of the code to create categories. The categories are actually set up to take both. One section is called Pages (automatically) and the other section is called Media (automatically). Pages and Media. So if the code that creates a category does this automatically, when did that policy for limited numbers of pics change? Aleister minutes later

Yes, they take both. No, we don't do that. Please stop arguing. If this is too hard for you, I'll do it. I don't mind. Love, Ethine sig 
Well, I've been doing it since I got here and nobody has ever mentioned it was the "wrong" way. Hundreds of times I've come across a pic, and categorized it.How else can we find a pic of a topic if nobody has made a separate Image category? Could you please point me to the "we don't do that" writ-in-stone rulebook? Thanks. Aleister 12:04 20 9
Woah, woah, woah! Woah. WOAH! Woah, woah, woah. There are no fucking rules about how to categorise stuff (namely images). Seeing as how either myself or Socky started that trend, I can assure you all that it is better to over-categorise than categorise. Everybody here needs to calm the fuck down or I'll call up Mr. Winkler again. I've done it before. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:08, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
And if you go to most of the fun categories or subcats or sub-sub-sub cats, there are mixed pages and images presented. If I stop doing it I will feel like one of my fingers, if not a minor limb, of my uncy experience will have been cut off. I've already been castarated, please don't start on my other dangly bits. Al 12:11 same day
Fun or interesting categories?! Don't you know that they are systematically trying to get all those deleted? I expected more from you, Al. Really. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:42, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Trying isn't managing, though. Or is it? I haven't been paying attention... eh, nevermind. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 13:37 (UTC)

edit Rolex Cartoon

Someone deleted my Peter O'Toole page. I don't know how to create a user-page. No problem with the Rolex Cartoon. I'm uploading another, now.

edit Re: People Who Like to Fuck Naked

Hi, I'm glad you're open to me making changes to your page. Right now I've just got some concepts in my head, so I'll just let those ferment in my mind for the next little while. (I've got some work to finish up before I tackle this page.) As you suggested, I'll do the work on my user page, and I'll bounce the ideas off you when I'm done. Nice to meet you too. Mysterynonymous 00:10, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. No, I didn't click the links until after you had mentioned it to me. A neat idea, and I think I understand the effect you were going for. I'll keep it in mind when I start writing. The babe over there on the right is nice too.

Thanks for coming by. And I'll look forward to working with you, but like I mentioned, this page is a quasi-feature, so large wholesale changes may be reverted. Maybe better to add than to subtract. I'll keep watch of your page as it goes along. Ferment well! Aleister few minutes later

I'm not sure what I could add to anything that would help much with what you said... the thing would require too much thinking. As in, some. I'll call back later, though. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 03:51 (UTC)

edit Well

Sadly, Night of Broken Glass was rejected by our esteemed community, but I have expanded it a bit into Jim Freklowski. Tell me whatcha think. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:23, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

lollol 'Tis great. Can I do 911 and the upcoming Yellowstone Park explosion? Aleister few minutes later
Absolutely!! But I reserve the right to edit them when you're done if they don't quite fit the template. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:33, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your ideas on Dinosaur

... are terrible and we won't be doing that at all.
No wait! The are AWESOME! (sorry about that before). Thanks for being the first to contribute ideas.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Sep 2010 ~ 03:45 (UTC)

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