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edit Discordian at least in some sense

Congratulations! You can add this really not an award to your user page if you like. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:39, November 4, 2009 (UTC)


edit La Grange Park

I'm the co-creator of that La Grange Park, IL page that was huffed. My username is Shockdroog. As an actual citizen of the village, everything in that article was true.... hahahahahh!!!! Nah it's okay that it was huffed, it was originally on wikipedia then it was all deleted so we thought uncyclopedia would host it instead, which it did for a few months. We have it all back up too, ;). I just saw your username that was supporting it's cause to stay on uncyclopedia. My friends and I who made that article are going to make it into a book/novel. I'm really new to all this stuff (as you probably know already XD).

edit You wanted code?

Buffy maneuver thin

edit Quick change

The problem with bringing down the size of gifs is that at times it will kill the animated nature of the gif. I don't know why, but I'm assuming it's a Wiki-hosting type of deal. I can resize this so that it will fit a little better without the frozen thingy happening, but it'll have to wait until I have access to GIMP, which I don't have at work. Also let me know if the positioning is okay or if it needs to be raised or lowered. Pup

Damn - still on my list of things to do. Working on a hugely complicated animation that is taking a lot of my focus. Oh, and real life. Pup

edit Welcome to UN:LEGAL!

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  02:48, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit You seem to be at least somewhat an established and prominent user...

How about making a sig template in your userspace and using it, like I do? --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 19, 19:39

edit zim likes it

zim likes it! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:00, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit I was bored inspired...

So I made you a signature you can edit (or not use entirely) here:

Looks like this:

Aleister AIClogo 10:59, 31 December 2009

To use it insert this code in your preferences signature input:

  • {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Aleister in Chains/sig}} <font style="color: sienna; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>

Then, sign with three tildes instead of four (~~~)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:01, 31 December 2009

Try it again, I think you need to remove the
tags from the from beginning and end. I meant for you to copy the code from the main screen instead of the edit box. =)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:12, 1 January 2010
Oh, and make sure the 'use custom signature' box is checked.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:36, 1 January 2010

edit Thanks

... for the nom. Much appreciated. --Sog1970 15:26, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the AoTM nom nom nom apples... I really appreciate it :)

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congrats

On the noob of the month award. Welcome to the club! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:23, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Congratu-fatuation, Flatuance, and Lactation! L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 18:21, 1 January 2010

Ditto welcome to the club. You should know it's a tradition of us NotM's to disappear shortly after we win. Please don't follow tradition. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Anne Hathaway

Ok I checked it as requested. On the positive side, it is reasonably well written but the main problem I see with it (especially if you want it up for VFH) is I think it misses the target. It doesn't really explain (in a jokey way) why Anne Hathaway went from toothsome stuff like 'The Princess Diaries' to a more adult film career with films like 'Brokeback Mountain'. Also changing well known films into fakes is also tricky. The Devil Wears Nada - I would have suggested was the original film idea that was later changed because of prudery. Overall I don't think it is a bad effort but resorts to redundant/overworked jokes which don't really add to the overall story. We all do it btw - so I recognise this can be problem. Let me know what you think. I will also look at Star of David. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:16, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

As an add. You actually introduce the idea of a bi-polar career for Anne Hathaway (good) but don't really use it in the rest of the article. Also the rape story isn't funny in my view or the Username marriage bit either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Roma put in some really good photos of Hathaway, and his comments let me realize I had worked on the bottom 2/3rds of ther page and neglected the top, fixed now. And the rape is gone, as all good rapes eventually go. I'm going to let someone pee on this one now that it's all peeded on anyway. Thanks Romartus. Aleister in Chains

edit That Buffy animated GIF

Messyhouse7 Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Every time I see that in the corner of my eye it looks like she's doing the monkey spank gesture.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:44, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Well, this is a talk page... Pup
Definitely no complaints. I wish she actually was doing something, preferably vulgar, so that I might be tempted to watch it for hours. I got tired of Opti's Muhammed & penis photo after awhile.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:37, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
She's very determined, as if she has a lot of practice but is frustrated that something is missing, but she can't figure out what. No wonder Spike was so happy near the end. Aleister in Chains
Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

And while I'm here, here's a wholesome video. Thanks for the nom!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:51, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

You is welcometh. Aleister in Chains

edit More specifically

You should remove the "[[User:Aleister in Chains|" bit at the start and the "]]" bit at the end. You should replace those weird number combination thingies with the actual symbols, like "{", "}" and "|". And you should sign with three tildes, otherwise you'll get a double date (not that kind of date, mind you). Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 6 January 2010

You said you're typing it in yourself. Are you using a computer or something else? Can you use copy/paste? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 6 January 2010
A typewriter, maybe a worn out ribbon? I'll change it and try again. Aleister in Chains National Animal Husbandry Day, MMX
I made some adjustments, sorry - should work per my instructions here.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:55, 8 January 2010

edit Anne Hathaway

I checked the Pee Review on your article. I thought the reviewer's comments were pretty good. Regards the pictures, the anorexic photo + Anne's face on it isn't a bad idea. I think F darkbladeus was advising about removing ideas that really don't add to your story and perhaps improving or expanding other themes. So much suggestion is to work on it again and give me another shout if you want me to look at it again. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:56, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations on today's featured article! Looks suite! L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 21:04, 13 February 2010

edit Boobs

The images are here! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 13 January 2010

edit You want to have that one sig that Zana made for you working properly, right?

Get on IRC (use the web-based one if you don't have ChatZilla) and I'll take care of it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:29, 14 January 2010

Damn. Why do people always disappear when I want to ask them a question? Anyway, just contact me when you see me on RecentChanges. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 15 January 2010

edit Preview

this is almost done. Just thought I'd upload a teaser.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:36, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Finally done. I'm tired...very tired...I've looked at it so much, I'm not sure it's even funny anymore.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:38, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Here's the same thing I posted to Socky, I'd like your input too:

OK, now that I've had a little time to step back from the comic I see the following problems: 1) Iceman/crackhead = weak, predictable, boring. 2) The other X-Men = I like Cyclops/gambler and Angel/gold digging playboy. Probably should find a better opening line for Angel. The beast is still a little meh as "party animal" IMO. 3) The incest jokes: bad concept or needs better dialog? 4) Magneto starts funny and then falls into unfunny storytelling after the TV screens. 5) The "straight" ending (yellow panel at the end) is humor weak.

Anything you can add to that? I like roughly half of it but the weaknesses seem to neutralize or detract from the funny that is there.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:16, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit You didn't see this

See here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:47, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Also see here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:29, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit RE: Bugs

No problems! Thanks for making the article. I always hated Favre, ever since I found out my brother was a Fudge Packers fan many years ago. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:39 Jan 28 2010

Make sure it isn't an Illogicopedia vandal. They've been wandering over here as of late. Fuckers. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:50 Jan 28 2010

edit Thanks a bunch

Thanks for your nom and vote for me for the Foolitzer. It amuses, dismays, and greatly pleases me that someone other than my wife is reading my drivel, and appreciates my bat fuckness. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:19, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Some of my favorites come from your quarters. I usually check who writes the unnews story, and it seems that more times than not it comes up with your name on it. Al
Have you seen my UnComics, Turtle and Goat? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:20, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
No, but I will search them out. Didn't even know that UnComics existed here! Will get back to you after I read them later. Just stopped in to add a few links. Thanks, Al 16:11 same day

Most or all of them are here. Template:Untoon/01 Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:02, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I really like the use of scientific data in cartoons. "They" say (now there's a title for an article) that scientific revolutions need about fifty years to really set into public consciousness and societal references and norms (probably much much less time now with the innernests and meme culture), and good cartoons about the older and new physics' discoveries and expandng (and expanded upon) major theories nestle right into that niche. Turtle and Goat is a good name too, common animals making an uncommon pair having deep conversations with real-world illustrative metaphors! Al still chained 13:58 31 Jan. MMX
Thanks for your input. I must point out that not all of their conversations are heavy, though. Or are they? cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit I LIKE PIE!!!

Hello, what are you doing?--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:27, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

for the WOTM nom. i only just saw it. February seems a bit of a weird month. --Sog1970 22:20, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, and the nom is well deserved, Little Adolph by itself weighs the voting like a thumb on a scale. Aleister in Chains 3:43 8 Feb. MMX

edit YO MAN!!!

What in the world did you do, that's just so unlegal dude.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:11, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

No, it isn't. a users page, talk or otherwise, is their page. And don't start leaving notes here, or call me "dude" while saying I did something unlegal. I'll leave this up for awhile, then take it down. If you don't want people knowing you, why leave notes on talk pages? And remember, no insults, try to control that impulse. It's hard, just be aware when you are doing it and take a second look at what you write before pushing the "save page" button. Now, go play in the street. Al a few minutes later
OK, more data. You can't take something down off of someone else's talk page that they wrote. That will get you banned by someone (not me). Just another advice thing. You've taken on a steep but worthwhile learning curve, and every move you make adds to it. That's the fun of living, actually. Al, a few minutes later.
OK, but you did it to me, and I thought you said it was OK because this is a secret.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:33, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Since he (you) got banned again, I'll keep this here. Maybe follow Mordillo's advice and talk to your banners, and tell them why you want to be on Uncy and how you expect to help the site in the future. Good luck. Al 13:52 10 Feb. MMX

Speaking of unlegal action, why is my signature at the top of your talk page? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:52, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Either because you like to grafetti things or because you left me my welcome message, which I've edited down to show who left me my welcome message. In either case I'll remove it now, but will always remember who welcomed me here first, and gave me good advice when I asked questions on your talk page soon after that. Aleister in Chains 22:12 10 Feb. MMX
Aww, that's sweet. Bro hug. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:01, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the hug, but aren't hugs supposed to be above the waist? Aleister in Chains 12:17 11 Feb . MMX

edit AiC did what?

Say, no one's given you this yet, so I get to do it! Congratulations! Now you can add it to your user page and show off. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:39, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Also I took the liberty of adding your name here. Actually, you already qualified as NotM. You can add whatever flag you like to your name there, but it's optional. Congrats again! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:47, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Why? Some nice stuff here, I'll sort through it and see what's pawnable and what isn't. Appreciated. Al 10:20 13 Feb. MMX

CoinGrats (Where does the $ print out?) Mush mucky foo fah, BFD --> Al's head won't fit the chains any more?

Thanks Lisa, I'll get around to thanking everyone who voted. Nobody has told you where the uncy currency prints out? It's actually on the secret talk page of. . .damn, I've got to go more later. Al likes Chains 22:03 13 Feb. MMX
Congrats on your first feature ! Well done. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:10, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit I haz dun ure revuw!

I can haz cheezburger now? --Matfen 11:13, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Heaven Beside You...






Grazie. JennygunJenny? 23:56,14February,2010

edit iPad Thanks

Jobsthanks I see you voted for my new iPad

Many thanks.

Thanks for voting on my first featured article! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 19:46 EST 14 Feb, 2010

edit Error


Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010

edit Apology

Sorry for not finishing the review for your article. I meant to do it, but I totally forgot I had a ski trip, and I completely ran out of time. I hate not finishing reviews and next time I do a review of yours I promise I'll finish it.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:23, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Hope the skiing went well. Matfen did the pee, but I'd appreciate any feedback you may have on the page. Enjoy the sun, the sun I tell you! Al. later that evening.

edit Annie Gobbled DeVito In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

it's ready. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 14:29 EST 16 Feb, 2010

edit Dude!

Your new sig is fucking awesome! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:48, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Zana Dark made it quite awhile ago, all awesomes go to her. I haven't put it into my preference box yet, a code noobie still. ~ Aleister AIClogo

edit Love your new sig

I already said it, in the section heading. Extremely cool. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:58, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your new sig is not absolutely horrible.

But I have like 8 sigs, and none of mine got this much adoration. JennygunJenny? 20:13,17February,2010

I liked your cookie sig the first time I saw it (true). And in an edit conflict I made a joke about Button Gwinnett's signature, and thought of adding his autograph into the new Garage Sale page. You are, if not adored, inspiring. ~ Aleister AIClogo a few minuters later
*single tear* JennygunJenny? 20:53,17February,2010
Single tear caught, and made into a rare perfume. I guess I'll bid farewell and show off my signature again. ~ Aleister AIClogo 21:35 17 Feb. MMX

edit I want to print off your sig onto an A2 piece of paper and frame it!

But my town is so backwards it doesn't have the facilities. --Matfen 20:17, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

Done. Al.

edit Yay

Thank's for the opinion :). I'm glad you like my article. I know you have a good sense of humor so you may add something to that article if you have any idea. Hiatus Hernia told me that he will maybe add something himself but it seems he forgot or have no time for that. Maybe I will soon clean it up and put in the main space. However, I'm not in hurry now :). PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 23:12, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Silent Spring

Nicely spotted. If you're planning on tidying it up, it's very much a page that looks like the thing it's about having been written in the same style as the novel (I point this out because although the book is commonly said to be one of the most influential of the 20th C, it's been largely forgotten since publication). I'll be interested to see what you do with it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:20, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

It's enjoyable going through the field and adding pics or fixes, and sometimes a gem pops out, like the Camera Obscura page. On this one I thought of doing some work, but not touching the language style very much, and it's interesting that you mention that it's in the same style as the book. Will put in a few minutes, but not today, probably, as when I log back on I'll do some work on my construction pages. Enjoy, Al a few minutes later.
Are you going to shift it over to UnBooks? I can't help but think that'd be a much better home for it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:27, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Sounds good, and will do so before I log off. Please play on it if you'd like, it seems we both like it. If you know of any good photos the page would need some, it seems a three or four photo page to me. Off to see some sunshine now. And, food! Al

edit Thanks!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:39, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Olympic Corpse

Yeah I think its even better with it changed. I did another article about a revived corpse playing sports but in that one he spoke, it was hockey though so a little different then luge, i agree its better if he's just a corpse rather than a zombie, nice nickname btw --Uncle J 16:58, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I thought the concept of just tying the corpse to one of those luge sleds and pushing it down the chute was very funny and creative. Nice work. Al

edit Hey now!

No, I didn't make the flaming cross. Just a web search pick-up. I actually do not have the software to make animations and have never actually made something like that. I just shteeeel them--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:20, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

Fixed with explanations on minor edits at the two websites. Al
EXXTREME is finished. Tell me if you see any formatting errors on your end - Socky already fixed something that looked fine to me but was tweaked on his end. I guess some people aren't going to see the Eurostile text headers, only the default font.....oh well.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:34, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
I read it again about 10 minutes ago. The only thing I noticed off-format is the link to '900 foot Jesus' is still in blue and not red. I've got two noms up on VFH already (one of mine and then that Camera Obscura piece) or I'd nom this, so when someone does you've got my vote. And hopefully you've put it together so you can add episodes and text when the mood hits you. Peacebyhubbard a few minutes later
Yes, the external links are still blue (so they're bolded for better viewing) and only the wiki links are red. I'm not sure how you turn externals a different color.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:44, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
On the page format question, should have been clearer, it looks fine. I use a laptop, not sure of the setting, but it came out well. Lots of creative stuff on the page, both visual and written. Al few minutes more

Aleister! Think you can give me a quick read through this and tell me if you feel comically fulfilled or if it makes you feel empty inside? I need a fresh eye on the intro especially. Pleeeeeez? ;-) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:07, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did you know that the Pole Adam Małysz got 2 silver medals during current Olympic Games!?

User:Aleister in Chains/Ski. Per request. Thanks for your offer and have fun with this article :) Cheers. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 01:26, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, in Warsaw, Poland snow isn't a common thing and moreover if snow falls, then there is no places for any kind of skiing. I sometimes go skating but it's also a problem in Warsaw as there are only 3 places for skating and they're always overcrowded :P. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 11:09, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit This

article has taken another arrow to the chest on it's VFH page, and like Sean Bean, it's starting to confuse the helpless onlooker whether it's going to go down or not. It's confused me anyway. But not as much as Mr. Bean's acting skills.

Anyway, I have to give credit to you, I think you brought to arrested attention an article that had been presented in a shrewd form of humour-making. i.e. a form of comedy-making that I've not seen attempted on this site before. Like humour given as a writing context from texts of old, where laughs are used to play on the usages of words or via metaphorical means, but doesn't exactly erupt the reader in a fit of hysterics. I was pretty adamant before that the article had some modicum of meticulous mirth stapled within, but not until you pointed out the ridiculousness the author is shoving into the reader's face, who is otherwise occupied by the apparent fact that this is, in fact, fact.

It makes me wonder how this style could be applied again. Was there anything the article reminded you of? --nldr 02:35, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Hi, thank you, and yes, to me it is an extremely well written piece, maybe the best I've seen on Uncy. Mr. Bean would vote for it for sure, per the last 10 minutes of his last movie, one of the funniest scenes in film I've seen after an entire movie I thought was crap but was really a set-up for the last 10 minutes. No, I haven't seen anything like it on the site. I've edited it briefly to include some obvious dry humour, in the spirit of the writing, for some of the people commenting, but yeah, this is a step above, or sideways at least, from the usual. I like it in the same way I like many of Doc Strange's pages and many others, the sense of reality overlapping with things we can't quite put our finger on but if we could that finger would be all crinkled over with laughter. What are your favorite pages on the site, I may have missed many or all of them. Enjoy, ~ Aleister AIClogo a few minutes later
My favourite pages are metaphorically favour'd for elemental reasons, so like depending on when it was written. For example I actually like articles that were featured back in 2005 (such as Doctor Who) because of the gargantuan multitude of edits that all combined to make one brilliant article. 2005 to me, or how I remember it, was probably different to how it is now where most featured articles are being credited to one user. And then after that (2006/7), probably articles written by solo artists that are no longer with us; namely both Hardwick Fundlebuggy and Procopius. To me, Dark Ages and Protect and Survive represents a form of a Monty Python period (ie. they took humour to it's highest level and provided the most subtle way of writing comedy articles, despite it being years ago now), incredibly well written humour that leaves some users cold about whatever subjects are left (we have more Unbooks, Unscripts, etc articles being relied on to fill the front page feature now).
And then now... I guess I'd have to cement appreciation with articles which I feel are innovative. DrStrange leads that particular race, IMO. I did a collaboration with him which I felt was intriguing for many reasons. His Private Eye and Enhanced Interrogation Techniques also make me feel warm about the future. The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) is important to me for "fresh" reasons. There are a lot more articles I like, but these ones stay in my mind for special reasons. I have a lot of articles in my watchlist I want to finish (too many anyway), but I still constantly think about an idea for an article that is profoundly fresh and can claim to be a "normal" article, bereft of a "Unbooks" (etc) suffix. --nldr 03:37, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you for such an in-depth history. I haven't read any of the earlier pages you mention, or your collab with Doc, and look forward to them. Have to close for today, but I'll get back to you on all of this later on Monday. Appreciated. Al, a few minutes later
Definitely. It's 4am anyway. --nldr 03:54, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Have gone through most of Roadside Attraction. My biggest laugh so far was the footnote "She gave my wallet 40 whacks", lots of good footnotes. I'll get back to that page and the others you suggested. Seems to be a treasure trove. ~ Aleister AIClogo 1:52 2 3 MMX
I think the footnotes designate a key point for the article, more than just the jibes that represent them even. --nldr 02:07, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, for sure. What I saw in the footnotes was an entirely different perspective of the article's "speaker", a more intelligent voice overseeing the observations of the truck driver of low average intelligence. Subtle footnote usage is an art, and I must make a point of adding them into one of my pages soon. A thought just popped into my brainpan, maybe a follow-up page where the truck driver, now retired, owns his own roadside attraction and uses the tricks he learned in his travels to rope in the tourists. Or is that how the page ends? I will get back to it soon, it's a rarity here--an article not easily read in one sitting, sort of like, ah, a "book". Nice work. Al, a bit later that day.
If you saw a very subtle intelligent hand lurking behind those footnotes, you've pointed out something I would've wanted to avoid when me and DrStrange created the low-intelligence character of whom greets the reader (a good writer wouldn't want to cloud his own words with egotistical visions of him/herself). Nonetheless, I suppose there was little way around it. To me, the towering (and overtly large) footnotes represent an article that is 95% fact (the other 5% being the southern narrator), it isn't referring to something and then putting a humorous spin on it, it just shows the reader ridiculous things that do in fact exist. Which makes me and DrStrange sound lazy in a way, but we saw that there was humour in compiling an entire list of these things in a readable, comprehendable form. An article, almost. We could've made up our own attractions that get dafter and dafter in a form of abstract and gradually cascading humour, but this was too good an opportunity to pass. The other thing about this article that still surprises me is the collaboration duo themselves. DrStrange is American and presumably middle-aged (strike me down if a word is out of place) but I'm English and most likely half the former's age. Though next year I'll be double his age, but it goes up and down really. Anyway, this article is a shining badge of globalisation. Or globalization. --nldr 02:49, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

Some strange stuff along the highways. It's nice that you can find humour in real life and share it with uncy. The globaliszation worked well, as did any age difference (I tend to think of Doc as timeless, a disembodied voice of the absurd whose consciousness lives in many eras at once). I'll get back to that page for sure, but time is near to leave the site for awhile or two. Al 3:37 2 3 mmx

He plays some weeeird outdoor sport though. --nldr 03:47, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oops!

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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edit Hey Jude Dude!

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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You're freakin' awesome!

--Funnybony 11:50, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, thanks. You well deserve it, as this quick chop shows. It's hard to believe you haven't won this before, and for you best-chopping is done on a daily basis, with one hand tied behind your back and your eyes closed to the melodies in your head. You actually won in Feb., but it's a good idea to let March Madness roll over you so you can receive the praise of that multitude, pictured above. ~ Aleister AIClogo a few minutes later

edit I'm Batman

I appreciate your wanting to work on Batman. But whatever's in the article now is likely to get ignored and replaced. If you want us to see the pic, I'd suggest applying for IC, then when if when you're accepted, putting a link in the discussion. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:24, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Well, the moving gif is a very good one for the Batman article, which I would have added to the existing page after realizing it wasn't on the page even without your present project. See you on the page. Al, someime later in the bat cave.

edit Appreciation is a "2" letter word


Sob! I'm, like, speechless! Sniff! - U COOL

--Funnybony 23:00, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

And Om, appreciated back, a very nice sentiment. As for the nom, you deserve it, the amount of writing you've done here speaks for itself, and I look forward to reading more of it. Humour contains truths well found and returned. Was Dayalu a friend/teacher? Al chained :17 3 3 2Mx

Cool! Op toe baahu dayalu (Hindi) = You are so kind! (Dayal=kind). "Satyavad" = "It's the bloody truth!--Funnybony 08:20, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit A Ten Minute Thanks

edit Your pee is ready

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dreaming I hope the piss is refreshing to your taste good sir. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:19 EST 4 Mar, 2010

edit Batroc

I appreciate your words of high praise on VFD (even if you weren't high)! though I don't merit "sight-unseen" approval. That's too much power.... Spıke Ѧ 14:03 8-Mar-10

I disagree, and I wanted to use that once to make the point. I'll go back and read it now, and leave a p.s. on the note. Al, few minutes later

edit You have been saved from destruction and being chained eternally

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:47, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hey Al, I'm just going around trying to drum up support for a new group I'm trying to get going. I've been sitting here, thinking to myself, "gee, Uncyclopedia has a lot of stuff, a legal department, a political party, and an assortment of other great things, but it doesn't have a fraternity." I also noticed that the top 50 wanted articles list hasn't changed in over a year. Soooooo, I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to join me and potentially others in the 1st Uncyclopedia fraternity, ΥΣΣ, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, a collaborative an independent organization with the aim of writing exclusively requested articles. Pop on by the page, if it's something you're interested in, just let me know. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 17:02 9 Mar, 2010

edit Mark David Chapman page

My username is thatblondguy. I was the one who got out a hatchet and chopped out the bulk of your comically genius article. I did both appreciate your polite note and the brilliant hatchet analogy, so please excuse me for my actions. Really, though, I hope you do consider letting this article stay as it is just this once. Although yours will certainly send countless into fits of uncontrollable laughter, I am a faithful Christian man and I’m afraid the considerable amount of the four-letter words hurt my feelings. Also, less importantly, I don’t consider comedy to simply revolve around a game of How-Many-Swear-Words-Can-You-Fit-In-One-Article, and I, as a novice to this wiki, beg to keep this one article. And thank you for saying that I have “some” talent. Of course, I’ll still always look up to you. Thanks. Bye.

thatblondguy, Since your plea was so polite and faithful I was going to consider your request until I saw that you removed every "swear" word from the Profanity page, obviously without reading and understanding it. Now, on Mark David Chapman, the swearing had been there a long time, and I improved it (or in my own simple Special-Ed way thought I did), especially the section on John Lennon's murder itself. So, given the Profanity article, I will revert again until you at least keep my description of the murder. Can you bend your Christian sensibilities that far, or will that destroy your trust in your personal image of Jesus? Aleister in Chains 11:22 11 3

Sounds fair. I've learned my lessons. 1) Jesus is both black and, apparently, gay. I'll try Hinduism next. 2) Irony and other old people humor does not belong on this site. For now I'll stick to sex, "fuck you"s, and violence topped only by that found in Saw. 3) Maybe this isn't the wiki for me. I'm trying the Little Einsteins wiki next.

I won't touch the Chapman page again. From now on I'll stick to articles that no one ever reads, writing away and laughing at my own jokes like old comedians with Alzheimers who still tell bad jokes at their nursing home.

Hi, and please stick around, I'm looking forward to a page you create and work on--sex and swearing not mandatory. On the gay Jesus page, the point is that there are many images of Jesus, if you notice there are several "Jesus's" commenting on "gay Jesus". As for quality pages, you may enjoy this wonderful page as much as I do--that's the type of humour this site can span, from the depths to the heights of both humour and irony. To me irony is very important to the site. So please hang around and get to know some of the people and how things work, and you will fit in fine and have some very good conversations, and make improvements that only another mind can make. Enjoy, Al 18:22 11 3 mmx

edit Mortal Sin

Dat article hadd be one a da best I ever read dis whole year, and dat ain't no malarkey, y'know? Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:35, Mar 11 2010

Ya too fuckin' kind. Yeah, thanks. Pour yrself and ya friends a drink on me. Dictated to and written on fancy Vatican parchment by Al de Chain', Private Secretary to his Holiness Father John Murphy SSC 1:42 11 3 mmx

edit Falling Sand Game

I just came across the ( Falling Sand Game site because of a note by Modus. Maybe I'm the last one on the innernests to see the page, but it's really fun. Al 11 3

Darn you, Al. Thanks to you and your silly falling sand game, I wasted all my time! Now my life is ruined! RUINED, I tell you! Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 22:12, Mar 14 2010
Blame or thank Modus, I found it through a note he left on one of the forums. I haven't spent alot of time in the sand yet, but plan to. But after your note, I fear to tread there! Al a few minutes later

edit Sig Timestamp and People Who Do

First, could you please change your siggy so it has a timestamp? I thought you'd want to hear it from me before one of the Really Big Cheeses asks you. I was just trying to check the votes on IC, and have to go through the history just to see how recent the votes are, and would have to do that with comments, etc.

Second, why did you take what is one of my favorite pics on Unc off of PWLtFN? I mean the girl with the bangs and the big boobies. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:38, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

First, hi, good to see you to. Second, I've put the times on all my posts, or described the time (usually as "a few minutes later" if answering someone) since someone pointed out to me that I should last time, and checked the IC votes you're talking about and the times were on there. Third, the most recent pic is funny, and makes the article funnier. When the first pic was huffed that created a vaccum, and one finally settled into it. You can always visit my user page to see the pic you describe, near the bottom. A comment about Batman, I think it may be failing, and the original article should maybe stand and be fixed a bit. The way Batman IC is presented now the idea probably takes too long to set-up. Maybe a separate page and separate name can be set up for that idea. Al 23:23 15 3 mmx

edit Thanks!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

Shout out to my main man, Ali C! --Matfen 11:26, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit ΥΣΣ March Collaboration

I know it's halfway through the month already, but I thought we would go ahead and kick off our collaborations with a top 50 that one of our members, Pelargonium, has already started working on. The collaboration homepage is here, and the article we're doing this month is Nintendo. hope you end up participating this month! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 12:36 EST 15 Mar, 2010

edit Ancient Uncyclopedia

Dude! Major post-pee overhaul. Please take a look now. Thanks & cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:23, Mar 18

edit My n00b's Better that your n00b

mmmmmmmmmm, USDA inspected horsemeat--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:42, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

The dogs eat it, and then they are it. But "prettier" too? Hmmmmmmm.
Aleister in Change
Aleister in Change
21:38 19 3 mmx

edit Next IC Colonization

This is being posted for Aleister in Chains and Miley Spears. Right now the two top vote getters are tied (see here). While I reserve the right to make the final decision in case of a tie, as you voted for both the top two, Britney Spears and Discordianism, I wanted to see if you had a preference (Of course the vote total could change in five minutes, making this entire post moot). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:27, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

My preference would totally be Science Fiction/Science fiction. That is a page just waiting to be created. Between the other two, no preference. Only that the colonization be longer than a couple of weeks, one a month seems appropriate. Thanks for heading up the project. And we need a legal view at Talk:Poop throwing monkeys. For the lawyer in you. Al de'chain 22:36 19 3 MMX
Noted. In my opinion and apparently in yours, both the SF articles suck--and it's a major topic which makes it a good candidate for colonization (and merger, as you suggested). I'll probably vote for colonizing after we decide the next one. I think Evolution deserves colonization too, but I haven't voted for as right now I still have Creationism on the brain and would probably tend to make it a mirror of that.
As for the suggestion of having IC do one a month, you might want to post that on the IC talk page to open up a discussion. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:59, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

edit Pee Reviewed your Garage Sale

I Pee Reviewed Garage sale based on revision 4448036 of 11:46, March 17, 2010. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:35, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Man, I'm so envious. If you keep this up you'll be WotM very soon. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 10:11, Mar 20, 2010
I agree that Why? did a very exceptional job of reviewing the page, and that it will greatly assist the article and I will work on it later this weekend, and yes, for his review he should be nommed Wombat on the Moped. I'm envious that Hiauts found the review so well written and gave Why? such a beautiful and touching comment which, if I were to ever receive such a comment from her myself, being the nicest compliment I would have had here, it would be worth more to me than a Wombat on the Moped ever would. Al 14:14 20 3 MMX
Ok, whoops for not specifying who I was referring to, but I know you know I know that you were joking, yeah? Your writer's block was obviously a LIE, anyway, and I can see you shooting out FA's in the future like Why? shoots out babies. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 16:17, Mar 20, 2010
Should I be offended by that?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 16:27, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Isn't it past both your bedtimes? I won't tell Why? you stayed up this late HelpMe. And the writer's block is for a specific project. Two, come to think of it. As for FA, my hopes were dashed and everything else is anticlimatic in that cold dungeon when Poop throwing monkeys was turned down and then kicked over to VFD, where the monkey afficiandos rallied and saved it. It now is in two more heated battle, one on Vote for Good and the other about categories. Just leave the monkeys alone! That's all I ask! Leave them alone! And seriously, your compliments warm my day, thank you, very much appreciated. Aleister in Wonderland 3-D 14:24 20 3 mmx
It's 1:30PM here, so call me crazy, but I think I'm OK. o_OSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 17:28, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
A play on your other edit within the words. I just looked at Ptok's page, and that would be a fun article, one about being locked out of your house with a headache. Or a section of a game. How come Why? locked you out? Al, a few minutes later
You kids love talking behind my back, don't you? Well I heard the whole thing! Where's my razor strap? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:27, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re:

Actually I've never heard this song before. Hippies haven't ever been similar to those in US. Polish hippies protested against Communism and they have got different music. I voted for because I found article definetely funny. I can laugh even at those things I had never heard before. And definetely this article needed a lot of work. Absolutely worth of featuring and my vote for.  ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:01, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Warning: Discord Ahead

As you voted for Discordianism, you're getting this special advance welcome as approved by Goddess Discordia. You're invited to post your ideas for colonizing the article here. Any colonizer is welcome to participate, of course--but you're obligated to or GODDESS WILL GET YOU! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:00, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Edit conflict on Batman

I made and tried to save several small edits to the article, and got an edit conflict. I didn't want to lose what I did, so I saved and then looked through your edits and added almost all of them back in. The main exception are the red links--feel free to respond to a discussion I put at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Batman#Red_links. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:07, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Finally

Thank the gods, your offering has finally ended my torment and my quest has ended The preceding unsigned comment was added by I-Want-A-Sandwich (talk • contribs)

edit Re:Little square thing

See Wikipedia:Mojibake. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 13:27, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

edit In case you din't see my answer

I would be happyif you want to copy edit Anti-Ugly Pill. As long as you pay up in cash and blood. Just Kidding. Its free of charge--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:19, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congrats on People Who Like to Fuck Naked

Why am I congratulating you on an article that failed VFH? Because it's evident from some of the Againsts and Abstentions that many of them liked the article, but just thought it was a bit too naughty for feature (them including me). Also I wonder if this qualified for Quasi-featured--I'll ask about that for you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:41, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

I posted a note for Mordillo, and he said it should be quasi-featured, so he did that for you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:41, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you Why? and Mordillo. I was going to put a quasi-quasi template on it (the one from the "Satan" page, but this is nicer. People Who Like to Fuck Naked will look at the template in-between their bouts of Fucking Naked. Al en'chain 10:30 25 3 mmx
And maybe I'll try to feature it again at some point, mainly because the new pic on the bottom of googly eyes eases some of the problems people had with it. By the way, did you do the links on the link-filled paragraph. I tried to make it a storehouse of sexual data, and was actually the main reason I would have like to seen it featured, to get that paragraph to people reading the page. Content on Uncy, that's what I often go for (Mortal Sin as an example). But on most pages, Garage sale etc., just for fun and little else. Thanks again. Al 19:20 25 3 mmx

edit March Collab part Duex

Ok, so the pee of our article is done, courtesy of Why? link is here. essentially, we're going to work on editing the article until the 28th, then the voting starts as to whether we move it to mainspace and start a different project or we keep working on Nintendo for a while longer. all this should be done by april 1st. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 20:56 EST 25 Mar, 2010

alright, at this point I'm very satisfied with what we have, and I'd like you to go ahead and take one last look over/edit of the article before I close it up for voting by the rest of the frat. If you're on here right now, I'd prefer that we do this tonight since I will be 100% unavailable for anything until Tuseday and it would make the process much smoother I think. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:17 EST 26 Mar, 2010

edit stuff

two things, a response to the review is on my talk page if you want to venture over. second, I could really use some help with image stuff, don't know how proficient you are with stuff, but how do I make an image with a nonexistent background? you know, the images with checkerboard pattern that are see-through. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 21:38 25 Mar

Oh, how I wish I was good at images and coding, I am like a lost four-year old when it comes to that kind of thing. Funnybony and Puppy seem to be the guys to ask, and DrStrange too (I read somewhere where Puppy wanted to be part of the frat, if I recall correctly, and just needs to be bribed and invited with dancing girls and stuff. Would you mind if I invited him and bribed him with stuff?). Thank you for thinking that I know stuff. My special ed teacher made that mistake once, but realized her mistake when the tree I was supposed to prune fell on her car. Al en'chain 1:51 26 3 mmx
Absolutely! Puppy would be a great member of the frat. I figured it was worth asking about though, I can ussually figure stuff out on my own by looking at source code, but I have no idea how to make a transparent background :/ -sf13 22:14
One of the best trans. backgrounds I've seen is on Zana Dark's page, the graffitti gif. And Puppy would be a great member. I've been trying to get Hiatus to join, to break the glass ceiling. Thanks again for thinking I know things. Al, a few minutes later

edit Garage Sale

Nice work, dude. I was going to vote on it this afternoon, but it was already queued for featuring. Anyway, nice job. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:52, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you. But it really wasn't my article, I paid a buck for it after I found it on a beanie-baby table at a recent garage sale. Al a few minutes later

edit You may get a winner’s bottle of Cyber-Soma


Please help to prove that VFH can take shit just as well as they dish it out

HELP to prove that Uncyclopedia/VFH can take shit just as well as they dish it out. They’re no arrogant hypocrites! And they’re NOT Drab “content freaks,” or a toy Wikipedia for kids - are they? Or is HTBAFANJACF true! Is VFH like Apple without Steve Jobs?

Signed: Heidi Fleiss (on behalf of all my girls, boys, and those mixed-up things) -- AND written by a REAL, ADULT WIKIPEDIAN--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:58, Mar 27

edit Hey You

add this to your shit collection:

see you at the kegger broski --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 20:12 EST 29 Mar, 2010

Thanks. And really nice work. With the added members we will never have the exact same experience, unless you, I and P. want to collab again sometime. And you are very good at templates! I'm not much of a drinker, but I'll bring the black hash. Al a few minutes later

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter


March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:12 EST 29 March, 2010

edit Chatroulette

What do you think of the latest changes? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Tuesday, 05:08, Mar 30 2010 UTC

Like them. With the addition of the chat section on the interchanges you've given yourself much more range. This is a never-ending page, you can keep adding images and chats as long as you want, and change out old ones when a better idea hits. A very good "article". Congrats. Al on the day the Large Hadron Collider churned up, Yay! 15:12 30 3 mmx

edit Re:Nintendo

I like your edits. I like you. Will you marry me? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:26, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Nah, but we can fool around. I'm having too much fun to be married, and besides, my married friends (forgive me if you see this, but it's true!) have a whole lot less free and play time than they used to. Ain't willing to sacrifice that, yet, but keep on trying to get that ring on my finger Pelargonium, it'll make good practice until the real thing comes along. Al en'bachelorhood 15:29 31 3 mmx

edit You're weird

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:33, Apr 1 2010

edit VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno

edit Gay Pubs

edit A JOKE??!??

Man, don't go writing articles for a joke on here! Anyway, here is a page you might want to contribute to. Either in the research stage it is in now, or later, writing those articles. Preferably both. It probably needs some public support too (see Dump for that), to get more people interested. It's my best idea EVA because it will help others write. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:55, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Potato head chopper of the Month March 2010



When I got the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize for being the Nobel Piece of Ass in appreciation of my saving the Universe, I was proud; but THIS is positively humbling! Thanks!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:23, Apr 3

edit you were unmissed

and unrightly so

ps destroy your userpage it's the worst ever --nldr 17:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

I was in Vegas, baby. Bright lights, bright ladies, drinking on the sidewalks, staying up until dawn, yeah! (Some people I care about like my user page, who am I to dissapoint? Vegas, baby!) A new article idea about----Vegas! Al, a few minutes later
uhhh whatever vegas is - i did this in the space you sat on the strip and started two others but now it is alone time now --nldr 18:06, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Niiiiccceeeeee! See, that's why I had the good taste to nom you for writer of the month. And if I pull out the race on the last day (see Bush v. Gore for how to steal an election) I'd nominate you every month until you won. But you know, all I can say is, Vegas baby! Al

edit Your userpage and talk are so weird

Old hag receptionist And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?

But thanks for the vote! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:40, Apr 7 2010

edit Welcome back

I got off my writer's block for a while when you were gone, but it seems like I'll be back on it once this week is over. Congratz for all your current and future features and awards, by the way. Especially that big W one. You write in a level that I can only dream of achieving. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 14:51, Apr 8, 2010

I will have to erase such praise from my talk page, but thank you. I enjoy your play with the writer's block concept, getting off and on at will. Will write more on your talk page. Al, 38 minutes later (wasn't that the name of a movie?)
On the contrary, my writer's blocks happen when dental school resumes classes. On those weeks I can only cough up a review or two every weekend to let out all my nastiness. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 16:11, Apr 8, 2010
Ah, so when you're back in school writing down words is like pulling teeth (ha ha ha yuck yuck yuck). Have you written or thought of writing a page about Dental School? That could be a fun read. Al, minutes have passed
No. It's seriously making me depressed. I mean, seriously. And you know they say dentists have high suicide rates. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 16:21, Apr 8, 2010
That's where writing a funny article about Dental School may work. Oh, and all depression is is dehydration (seriously, see, drink a large amount of water every day and depression goes the way of the Dodo bird or Olivia Newton-John's career. How did you decide that dentistry was for you? Why not skydiving instructor? Al, soon afterwards
You may have something there. It's not very convenient to drink in our 3 hour-long "operative dentistry" sessions, due to "infection control" reasons, and I'm usually the most depressed when we have two 3 hour sessions back to back. That, or "Your preparation is 0.2 millimetre wider than it should be, therefore, I'm failing you." ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 16:39, Apr 8, 2010
0.2 millimetre wider! You should fail. Jeez, six hours without water, yikes, gotta be a camel or something. The instructors aren't very hydration smart, are they. Gotta go now, probably to drink some water! Al, a few minutes later

edit Frat bussiness

Hey bro, check out the News tab. tl;dr: I'm leaving Uncyc for a few weeks in order to get end of semester work finished in time for finals, and I'm appointing you interim head of the frat. I'll still drop in occasionally, but not very often. I'll still archive pages at the end of the month and stuff, but I need you to implement the steps in the process of the collab. I'm pretty sure you remember how it went last month, but here's what you need to do: close editing roughly around April 23rd by posting in nice red letters that no one should edit anymore. Slap a {{PeeReview}} tag on the page and submit it to pee review. once the pee is done, or if April 27th rolls around, add the voting bit to the bottom of User:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Collaboration for moving to mainspace. Also appoint someone to implement pee changes and give the article a single tone on the 27thish. Once May 1st roles around, based on the vote, either move the article to mainspace (by copypasting, not actually moving the page. this is so it can be archived). I'll still take care of frat bro of the month, the templates for the articles, the archives, and the points for the collab roughly around may 1st, but I really need you to cover getting the collab process completed. Also, feel free to update the news tab if you need to and you can also accept new members into the frat if they apply. If you do this for me and the brotherhood, I'll give you a buttload of bonus points and a rank as one of the three officers of the brotherhood, or something. I may also vote for you for FBotM. who knows! please let me know about this as soon as possible whether you're up to it or not (shouldn't be too difficult) Thanks! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:02 EST 10 April, 2010

Thanks, I can do that. No need for points or offices or voting, we'll just get this collab out. Good luck on your work, and I understand that you have to break away from Uncy to do so, it takes up alot of time. I'll keep this note as a guide and follow your game plan, with the help of a couple of other people (P., M., Cheddar, and Matfen in the mix on this page to a goood extent.) When you drop in let us know your feelings about the page, etc. Thanks again, and I actually dropped in now to work on the "Nightmare before Festivus" section of the page. Al sans chains 11:15 10 4 mmx

edit I need some serious help

I've just finished my article Here, and I found a serious problem. The main point of my article was to be as insulting as possible, especially to diabetics, but I don't think my article is insulting enough. I WANT TO INSULT SOME DIABETICS, DAMMIT! M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 03:10, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Call them gay, talk about their weight, and jiggle their timbers. Al, a day later

edit Chatroulette

Okay, you have the definite knack for finding images, whereas I'm obviously the code freak. I've stretched this to 18 image combinations (although I think I may have to change the bottom image of 18 to loop). The last change I did was adding in two images. If you leave the option blank on of the image sections it remains black. The numbers that I changed from 17 to 18 allow this to loop through all the images. Please feel free to start adding more into it. I'm going to try a tweak with the code later for the text section, but for the moment if you read through that you should be able to get an idea of how that works. In short, start editing - I've set up the stage, all you have to do is provide the images and 50% credit for feature is yours (assuming it gets featured.) Have a look at the difference between the last two edits to get an idea of how to add images.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 13:05, Apr 13 2010 UTC

First of all, no way in holy hell would I accept any feature credit for your page. You created a gem and get all the credit. And thanks, it would be fun to add on, and like I said this can go to hundreds of pages if you want it to. Let the reader get tired of looking before it cycles through. I'm wondering how long the chatroulette phenomena will last, if it's a long term like youtube or will mutate into selective categories--like accounting chatroulette, astrophysics, rock climbers, a more social roulette thing. Thanks, I'll take a look at the coding after a few other things and see if I can figure out how to add pics into it. Appreciated. Al sans chains 15:21 13 4 mmx
I've cheated - there is now a random picture aspect to this - the first 20 or so are ones that I've added in there - with your help - the remaining near infinite amount is pictures grabbed at random. I think this is ready to re-nom. Would you mind having another look and let me know what you think?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 08:25, Apr 14 2010 UTC
Quite a few funny bits, but you know that so I'll stick to the other things. Seems to be quite a few black spaces with no images, even in the initial sequence of images. Intentional? or fixable. I've never used chatroulette, so is it normal to have a talk screen and then the initial copy come back? More talk among some of the people, maybe two or three longer ones for the comedy if they either hit it off well or don't like each other. Like with Luke and his father, maybe after Luke screams Darth could began giving him fatherly advice about dating, getting a job, etc., and then he can end it by "Luke, show me your boobies." (went off on a tangent there, back to topic). Thanks, I did laugh when you connected the two squished and elongated faces. Anyway, with some more writing and black-space fixes it, of course, is ready for VFH, and I think the "public" (how many people actually log to the main page in everyday?) will have a fun time either as it is now or with continued improvements. Al, 10:56 14 4 mmx
Good advice! I've been advised to keep it low profile while I continue work anyway, so I'll work in the feedback.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 13:49, Apr 14 2010 UTC

edit Al, here are 4 Psych tunes in one (I'm lead vocal)

As promised The Misunderstood, Psych pioneers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:38, Apr 13

BTW: HERE is something you might find curious. Cheers-FB
Have seen it. How else would I have linked it into the hof page? By psychic power alone? In fact. . .yes!! Al, few minutes later
"Psychic power?" Better make that, Psychedelic Powers! -- Al, when you have a minute in between writing excellent feature articles, could you please have a look at my bands page at The Misunderstood. Being already a whacked-out true story it should be possible to make a good page. Now it's, kinda, ah, I donno!? Please take a look and see what's up, down and sideways. As you know the story and write about bands I would really appreciate your winning opinion-advice on the real UnBand. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:32, Apr 14
I'll take a look. It's a bit harder, at times, (I've found, and read that others have found this to be true, while others are just the opposite) to write about something that you have emotional bonds with and make it funny. Will get to it shortly. Al 11:00 14 4
Dude! I saw everything and love it. It's a natural. You're a friend who was able to write a FA on a band (Song) and I have a band story that's nuts. Anything but typical band story. So any help you give there's no need to ask me. I'll never change anything you do. I really can't do it (being too attached-close), and you already did it! Haha! Perfect! I hope you enjoy the challenge. It's a worthy one! And best of all, the music lives forever, or even longer than that! BTW: I Can Take You To The Sun is my song that has it's own page on Wiki. I'm proud to earn that, for sure! Dude! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:57, Apr 14
Thanks. I'll do more on it, but of course change the parts you don't like. Why not include the youtube link you gave me on the page, the medley? That gives over 10 minutes of the music to people, and they can play it as they read. OK, the muse kicks me in the ass and I'll get back to it. Al few minutes later
There are a bunch of YouTube links of the band, but the one I put is the song that's better than those other 4 songs put together. And is our classic. That record single also sells for about $1,000 if one can find (or maybe less...). But that's the ultimate example (even though My Mind is my personal fav). Pretty hard-core LSD Buddhist Psych stuff. I saw in one news paper interview from 1967 I had told a reporter, "We've declared a war against adults!" HAAAAAA!!! What a freakin laugh! Man, they had to stop us. We were a USA group making anti-war PR in UK. Big no no. Special case drafted, and still I beat em. It took 12 years, but I won! And they freakin' lost (VN War). Whew! No thanks. I got better things to live for. HEY!!! Great job on the Misunderstood. WAY better. And there are no-holds on any other changes you like. I trust you with my Unlegacy. *GRIN* Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:18, Apr 14
Ya, but you still have to remember who is the sage who makes the grass green (ah, all kinds of grass). Hopefully you have a few of the records left. War against adults, pretty radical for the time, Yippie! stuff. Thanks, I enjoyed your page. But you changed the picture on me! which lessens the joke about the band's average height. And they either had to stop you or you had to stop yourself ( And I've started on a new page which seems fun, and have you seen what I've done with the graphics and editing on this? But beware looking at it! Thanks again for letting me play on your playground. Al sans chains a few minutes later
Right! OK, I reverted the picture and also added the YouTube from your page as suggested (with 4 songs). Is the concept / style OK? Or is another angle even better? How do you feel about the concept? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:29, Apr 14
Nooooooo!! Please don't take away the I can take you to the Sun vid. Maybe add the 4 song vid at the very bottom of the page or something, but your song is the centerpiece of the band and of much of the music-form of the era. Sacrilege, I tell ya. Well, I like the picture more, and it is funnier, so that's cool. And I like the concept. If a person doesn't know it's a band member writing it it comes across as a fanboy page in a way, which is Okay as long as it has good humour on it. If other angles come to mind they can be worked into the present page without taking away anything, in a new section which melds well, etc. But the song, where did it go, did you burn it or sell it on e-bay? Buy it back, Uncy needs that song right where it was! Thanks again, enjoy today's cannabis crop. Al, a few minutes later
Hi Al, Whoops! OK! I got the I Can song back in there. If they want to hear more songs there's the link to our MySpace at the bottom. But I can put the 4 song VDO at the bottom - unless it will mess up the page flow. You did a FAB job! Now I'm going to read the HowTo book you mentioned... Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:32, Apr 15

edit Sometimes I feel like I should stop by and leave a message on your talk page.

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Apr 2010 ~ 03:22 (UTC)

Ginger bicuit
Would you like a cookie? Fresh from the oven 11:10 14 4 mmx

edit How to count votes?

I was wondering about votes. It looked like you had 14 votes but it wasn't counting. I thought it must be a manual deal. In any case, please tell me what to count by? Much appreciated. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:30, Apr 14

Mostly votes are clear, saying either "For" or like Cheddar uses, "Minty". A spiritual for isn't a for, it's like a ghost for, a kiss blown at you but lost in the air, a five dollar bill fallen down a drainpipe that you can almost reach but not quite. A "nom" isn't a for unless it says so, it's a nomination which is nice but you're waiting for her to take her clothes off and she walks out the door. Comments and play are not votes. And in my case the four users who threaten me and ask me to leave the site are not yes votes, but something darker and more disturbing. Al lake-effect snow 11:05 14 4 mmx
Do I count the "asterisk"? Or the words FOR? Is the count total automatic? Hum.. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:01, Apr 14
No, not the asterisks, they tend to show up on everything. FOR is a good indication of FOR. The vote total isn't automatic, has to be hand done, like in ancient of days when humans would have to add up everything themselves on slide rules and the-counting-of-fingers. There is a weird case on VFH now where an entry counts the votes but isn't some of the text and names to show. Ghost in the machine, for sure. Al, few minutes later

edit About your current sig

There's a guideline here somewhere (sorry, I don't remember where it is) that says signatures need to link to the signer's page. I've seen people warned about that before. Also it says a signature should carry a date stamp. I've seen people warned about that before, too. (And ignoring the rules, it's a pain to have to check the history to see who commented and if the comment was recent or not.) So fix it, pretty please? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:37, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Apes. Al, a few minutes later.
Here's part of it: Uncyclopedia:Signatures WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I usually only use Al, a few minutes later, after I've already had one or two edits in the conversation, or if the user knows who I am. Al, a few minutes later.
Look, I'm trying to be helpful by pointing out the admin-established policy. If you want it changed, talk to the admins. Personally, I hope they don't change the policy because it makes it a pain in the ass to keep track of things (do you know how much time I've spent on IC just because of little things people didn't do that they were supposed to do? I've spent hours and hours fixing things that should have been done right to begin with). That is all. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:26, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I realize in retrospect I sounded angrier in the above post that I actually was. But I had spent hours and hours doing IC stuff so was a little edgy. Sorry about that. Shake hands? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:11, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Really didn't notice, it's usually fun to bat the ball around with you. See what I mean about IC, takes lots of work and you did a good job, hard to see who would want to take it over. Shake hands? Last time I shook hands with you I had to buy a new watch, can't figure out where the old one went. Aleister sans chains 20:04 16 4 MMX
You need a watch? Coincidentally, I got one recently I can sell you cheap. Looks like your old one. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:21, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
I for one quite like it. It's different and is at least as funny as a pun. (Punny as a fun?) It has letters and words I can read, which is a plus. And since I really only care about myself (like everyone else here) I honestly don't care when Ale'ster writes about anything anyway... and much less about when he/she/it did it. In fact as long as no one else tries to do the same thing I burning your dog about it. In conclusion: this.  ~  Happening times* ~  16 Apr 2010 ~ are here (UTC) Happytimes
Thanks! I haven't really thought that much about sigs, I just sign what pops in my head. You, by the way, are in the comfortable majority of people regarding caring about what I say. Al on his talk page 20:06 17 4
I actually don't like it because I can't tell what time you're signing at. I don't care if you link to your user page at all, but I really don't like your timestamp layout. (You can still add "MMX" or whatever, but I want the time to be there too)--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:57, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
I like the way you don't use a timestamp Aleister, it makes me feel like I'm living in some kind of timeless void. Sort of like being in Greenwich. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 21:37, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
HelpMe, if you see an MMX then there is always a timestamp before it. Without exception. The only time I don't use the time is when it's right in the middle of an ongoing conversation, or I'm immediately answering someone from rc, and I may put "a few minutes later" which means, literally, a few minutes later than the last entry, which I make sure has a timestamp. I do notice what I'm doing, everytime, and the only thing I don't put is the UTC because that's a given. In a nutshell, that's how I does it, and will do'ed it now. Al sans chains 00:54 18 4 MMX

edit 'Ello matey

Your Robot Jesus article is up for deletion in ten minutes as an abandoned WIP. Do you want to keep it or shall I huff it? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:35, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. Am working on it, maybe I'll move it to user space. Thanks, Al a minute later
No problem - and I won't huff it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:39, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
A question I've wondered about, and a good time to ask it. When we work on user space on a named article like this one, do we have to just trust that no one else will come by and claim the name? Seems to be counterproductive to work on user rather than on main with a construction template. Which do you think is better? Al 15:44 17 4
Given no answer yet, pretty much. You can put comment in talk page or html comment about it, but remember it is a Wiki - nobody owns any article.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 21:50, Apr 22 2010 UTC

edit Humble Feature!!!

Congrats! go ahead and replace your old, outdated, cruddy non feature box with a NEW and AWESOME feature box!

-- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:20 EST 18 April, 2010

have a look also: User:Cajek/Pee/Maintenance Table, you're pee was judges in depth, go ahead and update the tables at USS (I'm trying to encourage everyone to keep track of their own points lol) -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:28 EST 18 April, 2010
SF, you're linking to the list, so go update it you bugger. You are a slave to the people and shall act as such.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 06:23, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah man! Fight the powah!! —Pelozurian (talk) 18:53, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Stop getting features!

You're making me nervous.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 01:50, Apr 22 2010 UTC

And check your watchlist - I left a message for you on one of your articles talk-pages.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 01:51, Apr 22 2010 UTC
OK, no more features for a few days, except maybe a half at Bruce Wayne. Got the message, it's like magic, that message, and it scares me. Al few minutes later

edit Emo Thanks

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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

You also get a second thanks for nomminating it. Thanks. Cheers! --Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:26, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

One of the best thank you templates I've seen! And you are very welcome, the page deserved a nom and a vote for sure. Al sans chains 2:28 22 4

edit Thanks!

edit Hey

Well.. Jarosław Kaczyński hasn't decided yet. No official PiS' candidate has been presented yet. Before the crash it was not even sure if Lech is going to start in next election. PiS have few days for a picking their candidate. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:13, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Pis better not pis off the voters and nominate an unpopular candidate. Pis on that! It will be an interesting election, and probably mucho activity is going on behind the scenes. Put your money on Pis, that's what I always say. Al a few minutes later

edit Trustworthy ghosts

Hey. Are you ready for me to put this up for VFH?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 22:16, Apr 22 2010 UTC

You do the ghosts honor, sir, especially that pesky ghost of christmas yet to come. If you would like. I've fine-combed it and it seems fine, and your opinion that something is ready is usually correct. So sure, thank you. Ghosts. Al sans chains 23:04 22 4 MMX
p.s. And as just a portion of a thank you, I shall point you to the Darth Vader vid here, on Doc's talk page.

edit You might appreciate this

Unfomercial:Playstation                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 23:53, Apr 23 2010 UTC

Pause. Interesting vid, are you going to use it in Chatroulette? How's that going? And I hear through the drum signals that you're going to become dictator of IC. Your first job should be to sacrifice Why? to the volcano Gods, we need an offering to assure success for the next collab. Al 11:21 24 4

edit Mecca Vice

Hi Al! Sure! Hey, I just got a pee score of 46.8 for above Miami Vice spoof. Do you think it stands a chance on VFH? I already made the suggested changes, and that's my best score yet. But I don't know if it has a chance. If anyone would know it would be you cause you're an endless winner, dude! I'm in Berserkly - hip capital of zee world, bro!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:56, Apr 25

A winner! And the score is from a good reviewer. Did a quick run-through, and maybe just two minor things: add the word executives after FOX TV (makes the language clearer) and maybe add to (his daughter) with something like (his daughter, but he has more). Minor things. I nommed a page of Kip's that's going down in flames about 14 hours ago or I'd nom Mecca Vice immediately. If you put it up yourself I'd predict the front page awaits very soon. Thanks for letting me read it early, Al 20:11 25 4
NOM. I done did it. YAAAAAAA!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:37, Apr 25

edit I Want Some Advice

I'm making an article on the history of the United states here. Do you think that I should be as historically accurate as possible, taking the role of eccentric historian, or should I twist the truth and take the role of motherfucking AMERICAN PATRIOT? M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 03:19, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Nice start, and a large undertaking. This article could be an epic classic if you give it the time and work needed to make it so. Do what your heart and mind tells you to do with the page, to guide your work just trust in the muse, and type type type and then edit edit edit, over and over again. It may change several times on you as you play with it. Just to alert people, I'd put the construction tag on top instead of the bottom. Would you mind if I and others add pics to the talk page (see what MadMax and myself put together at Garage sale. Enjoy! Al des chain 3:30 26 4
Sure, why not? M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 03:48, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'd personally recommend against the "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" point of view as it's extremely overdone in my opinion. But it's your article; do whatever you want with it. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:25, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

edit For your psychoanalysis of Batman Bruce Wayne

Please accept this 1/2 Feature Credit.
Due to your insightful psychoanalysis, Bruce Wayne will now be kept secure and safe in the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Gotham City hates thanks you..

Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  19:38, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

By the way, your "after the article's over" six months later photo has grown on me. It's now one of my favorite parts of the article. Thanks for your help on that and everything else! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:41, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for all of this Why? You did by far the lion's share of the work on the page and in the sheparding of the article, and I'm glad it did so well. Al 20:52 26 4

edit Hey Al

I think I'm gonna go it alone with Ebert. I have a pretty singular idea of where I want to go with it you see... too many chefs and all that. Sorry. I was wondering what the frat were going to do next month? I might join to make up for Ebert. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 21:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Good, it's a good page, and I look forward to reading it. Not to make up for anything, the frat would love to have you if you want to join. If you submit your "application" I can predict. . .two thumbs up! Al sans chains couple of minutes later

What a question, Al! Why would I refuse that offer!? Of course you can improve English grammar and wording in my articles. Any of them. And I will be grateful for your work at any of my articles. Cheers! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:02, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your support

ArkhamBatman Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous support. Because of donations from dedicated Gotham City citizens like you, we can afford to keep
Bruce Wayne
safe from himself for another six months.
He was also chosen as our
Featured inmate patient
for April 24, 2010!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:50, Apr 28 2010 UTC

edit Congrats

Congradulations on another excellent article making it to the front page. This ghost one was probably the funniest yet. I wanted to vote for it, but I was debating with myself on whether it should wait six months and be featured on Halloween. Oh well. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:43, Apr. 29, 2010

Thanks Kip, a nice compliment. Halloween holds so much potential we all could do good pages and have two weeks of Halloween features. That would be fun. Ideas jump to mind. Alei BOO! 12:19 29 4
Yeah, I was thinking of holding a contest like that this October. But not an "official" Uncyclopedia contest, since the Aristorcrats' Turkay Ball is held on Thanksgiving, and we wouldn't want everyone to get contest fatique. Maybe a ghost story writing contest? Or that could just one of several categories. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 23:49, Apr. 29, 2010
Sounds really good, I enjoy writing and reading ghost stories. Having many editors create them would be a fun way to bring in the holiday. Count me in as a participant. There's one on Uncy that's probably overlooked and could be made really good with more work, the Indian one that's in the See also on my ghost page, can't recall the title right now. Al sans chains few minutes later
No reason why we can't get a Halloween themed article ready for feature a few months before Halloween. I'd say throw the idea into a forum and see who salutes.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 00:20, Apr 30 2010 UTC

edit Reply

Im not sure if this is how im supose to reply, but thanks for comenting on my Hipster article, and if your interested check out my articles on Michael Jefferson and Devil People The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Thriller (talk • contribs)

edit Archive this whale!

edit Promotion in USS!

Congratulations! for your laziness hard work in the month of April for Upsilon Sigma Sigma, you have earned the proper number of points for a promotion to the rank of Senior Steward! (looks like FBotM is also in the bag), your future with USS is bright! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:52 EST 30 April, 2010

edit Don't forget!:

Thanks for all the hard work last month! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:05 EST 1 May, 2010

edit Back home from home

Bro! Made it home from nice family visit, everyone. Neat. How're things? What's new? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:44, Apr 30

edit How to be absurdly funny and not just a content freak

Dude! As you suggested, I should move the above into the "HowTo: section. How do I rename into the HowTo as "HowTo: be absurdly funny and not just a content freak" ? If I rename like that will it go in the HowTo: section? You're right about that. But I'm not sure how to change it. Much appreciated. It's been greatly improved, expanded and edited as well since last time. I actually feel like it's a good spork of HTBFANJS too. Maybe ready for a Pee Review. Whattya think? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:10, Apr 30

Al, dude! Thanks for mixing my mess. I'm afraid to do things due to extreme stupidity when it doesn't count. Or better excuse: Jet Lag <---Is there an article on Jet Lag? It's great to have cool friends. Anywhere! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:27, May 2
Bro! Your idea was so super it even got featured on HowTo. Awesome!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:39, May 2

edit WOTM

Al, this is proof that I'm psychic. I predicted that is spite of all those votes in your favor that you would win. See! Congrats! I think in April you even had two or more FAs in a row. Awesome! Really! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:27, May 2

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"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:41, May 3
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