User:Aleister in Chains/Fake Pegasus Award
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The unhonored and unesteemed Fake Pegasus Award goes to the Uncyclpedia hack writer who has had the most features in a calendar year. The roll call of Fake Pegasus Award winners includes Hardwick Fundlebuggy, who can outwrite all the other winners combined while typing with one hand on an old Corona and performing "Play That Funky Music White Boy" on a two-string banjo with the other:
Fake Pegasus Award winners and their number of features:
- 2005 Savethemooses (12)
- 2006 Hardwick Fundlebuggy (12)
- 2007 Ljlego (22.5)
- 2008 Cajek (19.5)
- 2009 Gildy (22)
- 2010 Aleister (29)
- 2011 Aleister (23)
- 2012 SPIKE (18.5)
