User:Albeans

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What the fuck?

One time I sucked a towel. It was hard.

This person is (not) God

This person is officially (not) god of anything.

Yummy!!! Butter!!!!!!!!!!!

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

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	Ŧĥīš ǻŕţǐċĺə įŝ ţǿŧāľŀŷ ìñçôмþŕéħėŉşıßľě.
	Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜŉçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ ểǻŧıŉġ ä çåŗǐβöǚ.

Stupid warning: Something stupid this way cometh.
This article is stupid. You can help Uncyclopedia by whacking it upside the head with a clue-by-four.

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This page was originally sporked from a can of 30 proof Cheez Whiz, a banana, a chainsaw, and thirteen point nine grams of rice.

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This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

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This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This user is a complete, irredeemable contradiction. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and x-rays at the contradiction.

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This user will give you a seizure.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

NO	This user doesn't care.

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THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

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