User:Akromax/Stammer

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“I-i-if you thi-think it’s ea-ea-ea-easy!”
~ Someone who has a stammer
“Oh yeah, life must have been b-bad!”
~ Someone who hasn’t got a stammer
“V-v-very fu-funny!”
~ The same guy who has a stammer
“Oh, you don’t have any sense of humor!”
~ The same guy who hasn’t got a stammer


edit Definition

Someone who has a stammer who has a stammer or a stutter.

A stutter is a psychomotor trouble that shows up by the impossibility to pronounce a syllable whithout repeating it.

A psychomotor trouble is a trouble that concerns psychic ans physical functions.

A psychic function concerns the spirit, the brain and the human thought.

The human thought is reliable to anything that touches humans, especially those who have a stammer, otherwise I will never end these definitions.


I could have put a photo of someone who has a stutter, but that wouldn’t have been very useful.

So I put a video with dancing monkeys, cause that’s lot more funny:


edit Life’s difficult when you’ve got a stammer

M-my n-name is J-j-jean-Cha-charles-Ed-d-douard. I c-could have l-lived a beautifu-ful li-life i-if I hadn’t thi-this fu-fu-fuckin ps-ps-psycho… Psycho-cho… Psycho…


Y-yes ! Tha-that’s it !


edit A childhood slightly happy

Til I was th-th… Th-th…


N-no…


N-no…




N-no ! I t-told you n-no you-you stupi-pid b-b-bitch!

Til I was th-three years, my l-life was pe-perfectly no-normal. That’s only whe-when I had to-to learn to-to spea-spea… To spea-spea…


To spin, yeah…

N-no ! Not spin ! To-to speak, that all this happy-ppyness sa-sank.


edit A difficult primary school

My pa-pa… My pa-pa…


N-no… He’s de-dead… My pa-pa… My pa-parents s-sent m-me to a chri-christian sch-chool. I w-was invo-vo-voled in a d-dra… D-d-dra…


N…No. Well, c-could be b-but… D-drastic!

In a d-drastic tea-teaching.

On t-top of that, I was one-one-eyed, sh-short-sighted, hunchba-backed, and l-left hande-ded.





He-hey! If I di-disturb you, ju-just t-tell me! Mo-morover, I have t-to g-go to the hospi-pital, for an oh-o… Oh-o…







…an o-operati-tion.


edit A Worse Adolescence

L-later, when I ent-tered in n-n… N-n…




…in n-ninth grade…



…M-my l-life bec-came very m-miserable…



… They insulted m-me…


They d-dragged m-me through the d-dirt



Not c-counting conde-conde-scendant g-g-glances…


… And v-v-violences…




Yes, I c-can say I had a di-di-difficult life, b-but I hope it’s gonna b-be better now, m-mentalities are chang…

B…But… Hey re-release m-me ! Hummmfrmmmfrmm ! Mmmrfmmfrmm !





edit Moral

As we can see, having a stutter can be very dangereous.

So, you, boys that have a stutter, stop trying to be insteresting, and make an effort, or you will be hung too.

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