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This monkey eats dozen of chicks like you every morning.
edit Let's talk about me
Alcoolic, neurotic, asocial, schizophrenic, misanthropist, kleptomaniac, surrealist, nymphomaniac, condescending, stupid, horrible, young, proud, foolish, mad, absurd, execrable, solitary, shameless, egocentric, junk, perv, strange, etheromaniac, thougthless, great, idealist, non-euclidian, anthipatic, human.
I also got a big penis.
edit The Facebook minute
I like to listen Ghostwriter while lying down closing my eyes, to take a walk under the rain, to drink cofee, a lot of cofee, to do smoke circles, to keep my sunglasses when I'm bored in a party, to be still drunk when people are going to work, not to sleep during days and days drinking a lot of cofee, to tell stupid jokes and to be the only one laughing, to philosoph when I'm drunk, to take a bath while drinking red wine, to watch documentaries at night and comment them when I'm alone, to say that I'm in another spatio-temporal plan when someone is boring me, and so on...
Actually, I am typing on my computer, to fill up my user page. And I feel terribly nude, but it's ok because I'm alone. Even if I had prefer to be nude but with someone. But in that case, I guess I wouldn't be on my computer.