[I am actually looking for someone to legit interview me. If you oblige, please contact me here.]
Timeline
2007- I discover Uncyclopedia
2008- Began reading Uncyc almost daily. IP edits are common.
2009- Same as 2008
2010- I join Uncyclopedia. I meet the general staff, and soon realize that Zombiebaron hates everybody, and they return the favor.
September-October, 2011- Got banned a shitload of times. After proxy editing, edit-warring with TKF, ban evasion, general dickery, trolling, whining like a bitch, hacking, posting lewd porn, posting shock porn without NSFW, posting NSFW without shock porn, cyberbullying Lollipop, whining some more, and trolling IRC, got infinibanned by Thekillerfroggy. Oh joy.
May 15, 2012- Unbanned by Zombiebaron on IRC and Uncyclopedia! Wooo!
August-September-October-November, 2012- Massive username calamity. Resolved with nothing actually happening.
