User:Aimsplode

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Welcome, <font color="DD0000">{{USERNAME}}</font>.
 
 
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Der Führer of <font color="DD0000">{{user:aimsplode/sig/choose}}</font>.
 
 
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<big><big><big><big>'''High_General_<span class="sigexpand">Aim<span class="sighidden">splode</span></span>'''</big></big></big></big>
 
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===<span style="color:white;">Awards</span>===
 
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===<span style="color:white;">Interview</span>===
 
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<big>'''Interview with HGA'''</big>
 
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Interview coming soon!
 
 
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===Timeline===
 
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2007- I discover Uncyclopedia
 
 
2008- Began reading Uncyc almost daily. IP edits are common.
 
 
2009- Same as 2008
 
 
2010- I join Uncyclopedia. I meet the general staff, and soon realize that Zombiebaron hates everybody, and they return the favor.
 
 
September-October, 2011- Got banned a shitload of times. After proxy editing, edit-warring with [[User:Thekillerfroggy|<font color="#DD0000">TKF</font>]], ban evasion, general dickery, trolling, whining like a bitch, hacking, posting lewd porn, posting shock porn without NSFW, posting NSFW without shock porn, cyberbullying [[User:Lollipop|<font color="#DD0000">Lollipop</font>]], whining some more, and trolling IRC, got infinibanned by [[User:Thekillerfroggy|<font color="#DD0000">Thekillerfroggy</font>]]. Oh joy.
 
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May 15, 2012- Unbanned by [[User:Zombiebaron|<font color="#DD0000">Zombiebaron</font>]] on IRC and Uncyclopedia! Wooo!
 
 
August-September-October-November, 2012- Massive username calamity. Resolved with nothing actually happening.
 
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<center>[[User talk:aimsplode|<font color="#DD0000">The Reichstag</font>]] -- [[special:contributions/aimsplode|<font color="#DD0000">Manufacturing Plants</font>]]</center>
 
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Revision as of 05:13, November 27, 2012

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is never. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
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