Give up your brains, and walk away.
“I'd hit it.”
The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.
edit About Me
My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!
I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.
Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.
edit Why I'm Here
- Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
- Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
- This is the best place to not have a life.
edit I'm An Asshole
Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."
"SURPRISE, WE'RE HAVING SEX!!!"
edit I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge!
edit Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch
edit I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)
edit I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES!
edit August, 2008
edit April - May, 2008
edit March - May, 2007
- 9. Falwell starts campaign against God
- 8. Video game blamed for school attack
- 7. Hamburglar executed