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This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.

“I'd hit it.”
~ User:AhhDiddums on Self
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
Tux-thinkpad This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
9 years and 5 months.

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This user has been blocked
3.14159 times.
Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
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Earth This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.


I've obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!!!

The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.

edit About Me

My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!

I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.

Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.

For your own safety, DO NOT open this door!!!

edit Why I'm Here

  • Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
  • Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
  • This is the best place to not have a life.

edit I'm An Asshole

Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."


edit I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge!

edit Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch

edit I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)

edit I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES!

edit August, 2008

edit April - May, 2008

edit March - May, 2007

edit Februrary, 2007

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