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The following is a list of articles that I contributed to the vast well of knowledge that is Uncyclopedia. Unfortunately, none of them are funny. No, I'm serious. They're not funny (does Jedi mind trick). As a result I'll list them in order of what I think are the funniest, to aid you to find the best (that is, of my material) as quick as possible. That's how nice I am.
- Platypus Rebellion: There is no real good excuse for this.
- Battle of Mount Isa: What can I say . . . it was my first Uncyclopedian article.
- Cetacean Levees Theory: Not particularly the best thing on this site, but a fine read if you take it in for what it's parodying (not the hurricane and the tragedy after, which I am totally sympathetic to-but the idiotic conspiracy theories spawned from it).
Like I have previously stated, I am not going to waste your time by showing you the low end of the quality totem pole. This section will be devoted to showing you the best images I have produced. And here it is:
Best of Wishes!