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[edit] Kid Tested, Aardvark Approved

These aarticles receive two opposable digits up!

• In Soviet Russia, D Vark Are YOU!!
• ? the ████ Are D Vark?!
• Are D Vark ♥larvel♥ organism
• Alice in Wonder, "Land Are D Vark?!"
• D Vark Are, Be, and Is, redundant, repititive, and rephrased.
• ██████████████████████████████████████
• Are D Vark a fair dinkum?
• Aredvark or Are D Vark?

[edit] How to Be Stupid and Not Just Funny

Aarticles that lack humour, balance, or just creep me the hell out get their own kind of publicity. Most of these voilate the HTBFANJS guidelines, but I feel that I lack the strength and/or/+/- patience to attempt correcting the mistakes.

The offending articles critiqued at length here.

[edit] AA Meeting #187: About Aredvark

Obligatory boring biography. [Bee].

Meeting Minutes:

• Not Male
• Probably American
• Might Have a Cat
• Possible Student
• Likely Supports Things

[edit] This aar randomly generated.

On a dog house, the salad fork computers. "Oh my coccyx!"