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You have new ICU variants (last change).
Incidentally, you also have a bunch of old, dead articles.

Girdance Banjo-Kazooie Uncyclopedia Logo

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Soldiers in water This user is Commander in Chief of the Army Of banjo2E.

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

22277 This user has contributed 22277 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
5/07 This user joined Uncyclopedia on May 24, 2007.
Carlb-sockpuppet-02 This person was once someone's outrageous sockpuppet but performed a successful Role Reversal spell.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

IP This user's IP is


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
ru-N This user is a native speaker of Русский.
Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
do-L Thith uther thpeakth Dolphin with a really thexy lithp.
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
al-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek the Ancient Language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Spellingnazi This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Vogon poetic justice Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Brain This user's IQ is 142.

Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
PWNED! This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

This user is reading your thoughts!

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Atrophy This user cannot follow any orders!!

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Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one.

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Bambi (Adopted page, and saved it)

Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! Done done done.

The Page Without Wiki Formatting Completified.

Shoop Da Whoop (Aw man, I hate vandals. This could make them happy though, but at the same time insult them. YEY!)

Phonetics - Aw man, this is sucha a good idea.

UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies - Uncyclopedian UnNews version of the recent Maple Story disaster. Moved to mainspace.

Story Time

In addition, I have made the following templates:


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Template:Contradictory Userboxes


Template:Starcraft - YEY.

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UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere Done.

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